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Them's Fightin' Herds is available now on PC and consoles!
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Current Game Version
5.1.0 (11.22.2023)
(Game) Super Powers
- Thread starter Cinnamaldehyde
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But when children start to learn it, they sing you off key.
Power to pass all my college finals
Power to pass all my college finals
To re-use a joke; you pass on all of them, as in, you skip them.
The power to fall long distances without harm to my body.
The power to fall long distances without harm to my body.
Sadly, they are perfectly lethal.
The power of Old Spice!
EDIT: It seems I was Ninja'd. VERY WELL.
You are forever surrounded by rainbows, glitter, and giant men shouting YEAAAH HEAAA
My power remains unchanged.
But you grow too powerful for your own good and have to be taken into a government military bunker to be experimented on to try and replicate your powers on a smaller scale.
The power of the Triforce of Wisdom!
The power of the Triforce of Wisdom!
What you don't know is that "10 Ninjas" is a cleaning company known for its slow workers.
The power to create bubbles at will.
The power to create bubbles at will.
And what a power it is! Sadly, however, you are now a small toy that is quickly broken by small children.
The power to be The Guy (was that used already?)
The power to be The Guy (was that used already?)
You now have frosted tips in your hair and travel America looking for "good eats" and watching people run around in fake grocery stores.
The power to understand every reference.
The power to understand every reference.
But you only get asked questions in a form where answering the affirmative would be....bad.
The power to find great bargains in auctions!
The power to find great bargains in auctions!
However, you can only access it through a Nokia Ngage.
The power to be Snake Pliskin.
The power to be Snake Pliskin.
But only in the moments of pain and suffering.
The power to predict great advances in technology and science!
The power to predict great advances in technology and science!
..but those advances never happen in your lifetime.
The power to use any firearm or ranged weapon with super-human precision and reaction time.
But only when you're not being observed.
The power of shapeshifting into any life form! (That has to have been done before in some form)
The power of shapeshifting into any life form! (That has to have been done before in some form)
But your brain chemistry changes perfectly with the animal or plant you chose. In most cases you would have no idea who you were or that you even have this power.
Basically the limit is you only get to do it once.
The power to instantly relieve joint pain.
Basically the limit is you only get to do it once.
The power to instantly relieve joint pain.
Unfortunately, you become 'that guy' and no one wants to hang out with you.
The power of a lombax.
The power of a lombax.
But your browser is incompatible and you're treated as a virus and the alien civilization is more...proactive in dealing with hackers and malicious code in general. Let's just say you didn't know computers could be coded to literally explode.
The power to get all the pre-order bonuses from anything you buy, regardless of retailer!
The power to get all the pre-order bonuses from anything you buy, regardless of retailer!
But to get your hands on those things, somebody would have to take them away from some other person. basically you have to buy everything that has ever had pre-order bonuses from the black market. and you have to pay extra.
The power to copy voices perfectly.
The power to copy voices perfectly.
Unfortunately, the power is limited to the realities of pop culture icons and you just got done directing Jem and the Holograms.
The power to just be really, really, ridiculously good looking.
The power to just be really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Sadly, the whole world went blind just moments before this happened.
The power for me to fall asleep on my command!
The power for me to fall asleep on my command!
....and everyone elses command as well. Basically, you're a narcoleptic on command.
In keeping with the theme: The power to only need one hour of sleep a day!
In keeping with the theme: The power to only need one hour of sleep a day!
But you have to take sleeping pills and you end up sleeping for longer anyways.
The ability to perfectly remember my dreams.
The ability to perfectly remember my dreams.
From this moment on though, they are all just about burnt toast.
The power(s) of Freddy Krueger.
The power(s) of Freddy Krueger.
Granted, but every person in synchorization suddenly loses their ability to dream.
The ability to create tulpas.
The ability to create tulpas.
But you have to pay for a replacement screen. and you get charged with assalt misspelling intentional for pun
The ability to know what somebody is going to say.
The ability to know what somebody is going to say.
