(Game) Super Powers

[Cyberfox VII]

Immune to being injured when landing

...a job. You're invulnerable only while you're being told, "you're hired."

The ability to breathe fire.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But when you do its the spiciest fire ever and you need milk right away

The ability to breath underwater

 

[Cyberfox VII]

But only at elevations of 2,000 meters or higher.

The ability to communicate with ants.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But all they do is insult you

Jump good

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But not good enough to play bascketball

To be able to shoot lasers from your eyes.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But it is just the red dot laser pointers

The ability to produce any sound

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But only at frequencies dogs can hear

The power to do a flip

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But everybody always looks away when you do

The ability to do alchemy

 

[Yeena]

But you can only turn gold into lead, not the other way around.

The ability to communicate with animals.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But all they say is memes

The ability to know the next smash bros roster

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But the knowledge drive you insane and nobody believes you.

The power to stay focused on any task or project until its completion.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But before you can use this ability you first think of WoW, and have to 100% it.

The Ability for me not to be a disapointment

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you star in the live action Marmaduke movie as the person who says "Oh, Marmaduke".

The ability to manipulate RNG to always be in your favor.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But your so bad at everything else it dosen't matter anyways

The ability to be good at TFH

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you have to quit your job and there are not enough TFH tournaments to make a living.

The power to give other people super powers.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But they all have downsides, and is better to be without them.

The Power to be super smart

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But only by comparison, so everyone around you is dumb.

I dunno... shape shifting or something.