(Game) Super Powers

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But only about the weather...

A photographic memory.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But only in black and white

The power to see everything

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

on the sun.

the power to make things from TV and video games real.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But killing you gives them the best loot

The power to enter paintings

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But then you can't move or get out.

the power to transfer data like a human flashdrive.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But you also transfer a day of your life per mega bite

the power to have Velvet love me

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But she still wont let you touch the floof.

The power to conduct any amount of electricity.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

but only through rubber

The power to touch ze floof

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Because you killed Velvet. Fortunately you can also wear the Floof. That is, if you are willing to harvest the Floof...

SUPER JUMP!

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But you will always break your legs to do so

Power to fly

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you can't slow down.

The power of invisibility.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But you wear squeeky clown shoes

The power to get gud

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you get so "gud" that nothing challenges you anymore and you get bored.

The power to bring other people to this thread.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But they are just lurkers

The power to bring the Fourm RP back

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you get banned for necroposting

the power to climb on walls.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

But only walls made entirely out of fabric.

The power to stop time

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But only when you don’t move

The power to be awsuome

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

But it only applies if your handle is BypenThynDragon.

The power to create any weapon at will

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But it has a 100 year ability cooldown.

The power to double jump.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But doing so breaks your legs

The power to air dash

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

But you can only dash downwards.

The power to steal the powers of other people

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But you lose your last power when you do

The power to breath underwater

 

[Redness]

Granted but you have to wear the Fin Gleam from Oblivion every time you do so. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/1/14/Glass_Helmet_(Oblivion).png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20170122202834

The power to make games

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But they only work on Windows Vista.

The power to change the flavor of food.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But only to black licorish

The power to transform into any animal

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

(I love black licorish ; )

But it transforms your brain too and you lose all of your memories.

the power to see anywhere.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

(Your weird who likes that flavor )

But only see in rooms with modern art.

The power to make a likeable OC.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But they become so likeable that they become cannon with no credit to you. and then everyone calls you a poser.

The power to share, take, or give intelligence.

 

[QuoteMarks]

But the max-limit of Intelligence you can hold is the amount you started with.

Unbreakable Bones.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

but the flesh isn't

bullet-proof

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But now everybody thinks its okay to shoot you.

The power to know everybody.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But nobody knows you

The power to freeze time

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

the obvious answer is that you get frozen too and can't un-freeze it but I want to say that time only freezes for you. like pausing a live stream; when you hit play, the amount of "time" you had paused has passed. All the while you are just frozen in whatever pose you were in, immovable.

The power to reverse velocity.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But you have to absorbe all the force

The power to not die

 

[QuoteMarks]

But you must be unconscious.

Nightvision

 

[BypenThynDragon]

But only in the sunlight

To look fansible in a cape

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But the cape tries to strangle you every time.

The power to control anything remotely.

 

[QuoteMarks]

But the remote is forever lost in the couch cushions.

Technopathy

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you get sent into the ice-age.

The ability to misunderstand everything.

 

[QuoteMarks]

But everything you do or say gets misunderstood.

Immune to being injured when landing