(Game) Super Powers

Shadow of Death

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By inflicting all the diseases on everything else, eventually leaving you the sole living creature on the planet.

The power to never need to sleep! (Actually, this power exists for a very small number of people).
 

Shadow of Death

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Death is fairly swift. I shouldn't even need to explain that >_> You sure you didn't mean adamantium? Sure, it's fictional and would still kill you, but at least it's nigh indestructible. Aluminum is durable for its weight, but that's about the only benefit. Bone is better, even if aluminum wouldn't kill you.

The power to wish anything into being!
 

Avering

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A quick way into a straightjacket.

The power to rob any place, without anybody thinking it was me.
 

Shadow of Death

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But all you ever find is peanuts. I mean, literal peanuts. I hope you're not allergic.

I never said I wanted my bones to be replaced with aluminum
What sort of power would summoning an aluminum skeleton be? Maybe if it was like, animated and could be controlled or something...Adamantium would still be better though. A skeleton made of aluminum would be kinda neat to see though. Shiny and (not quite, but close enough) chrome!

The ability to copy any skill you see!
 

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...but can never properly explain or convey this information to other people.

The power to never lose at rock-paper-scissors.
 

Shadow of Death

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Yes, you can see rotting corpses all day, every day. Bonus power: You can smell them too! You're welcome ^_^

The power to convert matter at will. Probably already did a similar one already TBH
 

Leatherface

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Unfortunately, all you can covert it into is McDonald's happy meals.

The power to kick people in the balls.
 

0Zero100

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But with a 1Million% interest rate!

The power to turn on electronics by clapping twice!
 

Leatherface

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Unfortunately, you can only transfer into Colossus. Permanently.

The power of friendship!
 

Shadow of Death

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...into a really rusty piece of crap that gets a kilometer to the liter. Oh, and you have to guzzle the gasoline right before you transform if you want to get anywhere.

The power to know what stock to invest in!
 

$Bison

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...but the money made can never buy the happiness craved.

The power to command freeway traffic.
 

OCisbestungulate

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Granted! You know know that the word "someone" means "you ill" and thus proceed to become so confused while reading English one day that, in a confused trance, you high-jack a double-decker bus from London and end up stealing the Crown Jewels.

I wish for the power of Run-on sentences!
 

Shadow of Death

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Granted, but once you start, you can't stop. You pass out from lack of oxygen whenever you communicate verbally. And when you type or write? You do so until you pass out from sheer exhaustion.

The power to duplicate anything you touch!
 
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0Zero100

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(AAAAA, no fair Shadow, I was writing!)
Awwww....

Well, you COULD ask for that power, but the repercussions would be SO severe that ALL of your past English teachers come out of the Aether and scold you for not using proper period placement when so OBVIOUSLY necessary, however, you argue (Via run on sentence) that sometimes its necessary to use run on sentences to prove your point of run on sentences being very run on-y...

The power of cliffhange-
 
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0Zero100

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Granted! You know know that the word "someone" means "you ill" and thus proceed to become so confused while reading English one day that, in a confused trance, you high-jack a double-decker bus from London and end up stealing the Crown Jewels.

I wish for the power of Run-on sentences!
That includes space around you. Have fun with stretching distances! (Granted, space actually does this constantly)

The power of passing any exams!
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Zero ninjas while being ninja'd himself. Lol.
(It's so unfair#)
That means you "Pass" through the test. You can never hold the paper or write on it, thereby always failing said test. But hey, you still "Pass" the test!

The power to make gibberish a language!
 

OCisbestungulate

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0Zero100

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But you fall MADLY in love with it and are saddened when you realize that you can never be with it/him/her/schkler.

The power of Whales!
 

Leatherface

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Granted. You are officially a seaman.

...what?

The power of Michael Jackson.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

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Granted, your name is forever a meme and you are is a few movies and people always stop and ask "wait, isn't that OCisbestungulate?" in every single one of your movies.

The power to summon a full bucket of fried chicken.
 

0Zero100

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Except it is always rotten chicken.

The power to undo. (Like in Microsoft Word, or any writing program.)
 

Cinnamaldehyde

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Lake Stevens
You tie my shoes during the night, confusing me in the morning when I try to put them on.

The power to read data from electronic media (flash-drive, cd, dvd...) just by touch.
 

0Zero100

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But it's called, "INTERNET!" and you can only use it for EEEEEviiiiiiiiillllllll!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

The power to be SO SUPER KAWAII DESU DESU!!!
 

Leatherface

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Unfortunately, you quickly become complacent at being so OP you never actually bother to use your powers.

The power of having no powers.
 
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