(Game) Super Powers

[Shadow of Death]

By inflicting all the diseases on everything else, eventually leaving you the sole living creature on the planet.

The power to never need to sleep! (Actually, this power exists for a very small number of people).

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you also have a terrible habit of keeping other people awake, making them resent your power.

An aluminum skeleton!

 

[Shadow of Death]

Death is fairly swift. I shouldn't even need to explain that >_> You sure you didn't mean adamantium? Sure, it's fictional and would still kill you, but at least it's nigh indestructible. Aluminum is durable for its weight, but that's about the only benefit. Bone is better, even if aluminum wouldn't kill you.

The power to wish anything into being!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you can't stop. Every thought is perceived as a wish and it comes true. Chaos ensues.

(I never said I wanted my bones to be replaced with aluminum. all I said was

An aluminum skeleton!

)

The power to make anybody understand how/what I'm thinking.

 

[Avering]

A quick way into a straightjacket.

The power to rob any place, without anybody thinking it was me.

 

[Shadow of Death]

But all you ever find is peanuts. I mean, literal peanuts. I hope you're not allergic.

I never said I wanted my bones to be replaced with aluminum

What sort of power would summoning an aluminum skeleton be? Maybe if it was like, animated and could be controlled or something...Adamantium would still be better though. A skeleton made of aluminum would be kinda neat to see though. Shiny and (not quite, but close enough) chrome!

The ability to copy any skill you see!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you have to eat them first, yes, all of them.

The power to comprehend a fourth and fifth dimensions.

 

[$Bison]

...but can never properly explain or convey this information to other people.

The power to never lose at rock-paper-scissors.

 

[Avering]

But only because every match is a draw.

The power to see dead people.

 

[Shadow of Death]

Yes, you can see rotting corpses all day, every day. Bonus power: You can smell them too! You're welcome ^_^

The power to convert matter at will. Probably already did a similar one already TBH

 

[Leatherface]

Unfortunately, all you can covert it into is McDonald's happy meals.

The power to kick people in the balls.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

but only when said people are dead.

The power of a small loan of $1,000,000.

 

[0Zero100]

But with a 1Million% interest rate!

The power to turn on electronics by clapping twice!

 

[Shadow of Death]

But you turn them off by breathing.

The power of frikken laser beams!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Your eyes can now shoot lasers, good job! You are now a human cat toy!

The power to transfer my conscience into a computer.

 

[Leatherface]

Unfortunately, you can only transfer into Colossus. Permanently.

The power of friendship!

 

[Shadow of Death]

You can help other people become friends, but are forever alone!

The power of understanding any language!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But you immediately forget what they just said.

The power to transform into a car.

 

[Shadow of Death]

...into a really rusty piece of crap that gets a kilometer to the liter. Oh, and you have to guzzle the gasoline right before you transform if you want to get anywhere.

The power to know what stock to invest in!

 

[$Bison]

...but the money made can never buy the happiness craved.

The power to command freeway traffic.

 

[Shadow of Death]

You can command it....but only when you're out of your car and not attempting to get anywhere.

The power to know if someone means you ill!

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted! You know know that the word "someone" means "you ill" and thus proceed to become so confused while reading English one day that, in a confused trance, you high-jack a double-decker bus from London and end up stealing the Crown Jewels.

I wish for the power of Run-on sentences!

 

[Shadow of Death]

Granted, but once you start, you can't stop. You pass out from lack of oxygen whenever you communicate verbally. And when you type or write? You do so until you pass out from sheer exhaustion.

The power to duplicate anything you touch!

 

[0Zero100]

(AAAAA, no fair Shadow, I was writing!)
Awwww....

Well, you COULD ask for that power, but the repercussions would be SO severe that ALL of your past English teachers come out of the Aether and scold you for not using proper period placement when so OBVIOUSLY necessary, however, you argue (Via run on sentence) that sometimes its necessary to use run on sentences to prove your point of run on sentences being very run on-y...

The power of cliffhange-

 

[Avering]

That includes space around you. Have fun with stretching distances! (Granted, space actually does this constantly)

The power of passing any exams!
---
Zero ninjas while being ninja'd himself. Lol.

 

[0Zero100]

Granted! You know know that the word "someone" means "you ill" and thus proceed to become so confused while reading English one day that, in a confused trance, you high-jack a double-decker bus from London and end up stealing the Crown Jewels.

I wish for the power of Run-on sentences!

That includes space around you. Have fun with stretching distances! (Granted, space actually does this constantly)

The power of passing any exams!
---
Zero ninjas while being ninja'd himself. Lol.

(It's so unfair#)
That means you "Pass" through the test. You can never hold the paper or write on it, thereby always failing said test. But hey, you still "Pass" the test!

The power to make gibberish a language!

 

[OCisbestungulate]

(AAAAA, no fair Shadow, I was writing!)

Zero ninjas while being ninja'd himself. Lol.

The power of cliffhange-

Granted! You not only start it as a language, you also found your own country that becomes a super power! It becomes so mighty that six legendary heroes are sent to dethrone you from your Empire Of Gsnawpkl.

The power of being able to see time.

 

[0Zero100]

But you fall MADLY in love with it and are saddened when you realize that you can never be with it/him/her/schkler.

The power of Whales!

 

[Leatherface]

Granted. You are officially a seaman.

...what?

The power of Michael Jackson.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted. You are now officially a nose job.

The power of Nicolas Cage.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Granted, your name is forever a meme and you are is a few movies and people always stop and ask "wait, isn't that OCisbestungulate?" in every single one of your movies.

The power to summon a full bucket of fried chicken.

 

[0Zero100]

Except it is always rotten chicken.

The power to undo. (Like in Microsoft Word, or any writing program.)

 

[OCisbestungulate]

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The power to be space.

 

[0Zero100]

But you also have to be Jam!

The power to tie your shoes... at night!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

You tie my shoes during the night, confusing me in the morning when I try to put them on.

The power to read data from electronic media (flash-drive, cd, dvd...) just by touch.

 

[Avering]

But you only see it as electric pulses.

The power of an uncounterable power

 

[0Zero100]

But it's called, "INTERNET!" and you can only use it for EEEEEviiiiiiiiillllllll!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

The power to be SO SUPER KAWAII DESU DESU!!!

 

[Shadow of Death]

By the standards of the Brrrrttzigs. An alien race that look like animated blobs of sewage.

The power of One Punch Man!

 

[Leatherface]

Unfortunately, you quickly become complacent at being so OP you never actually bother to use your powers.

The power of having no powers.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

You lose all of your mitochondria and eventually die

The power to never spell things incorrectly.