(Game) Super Powers

Avering

Pew-Pew
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
1,280
1,175
30
Your soup
But you won't understand a word of what you've written. At least it will be a perfectly spelled gibberish.

The power of becoming an alphabet!(Blame Zero)
 

Vixey

Sapphire Maiden
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
11
11
The downside is that you are a ghost and already dead

The ability to make perfect chocolate chip cookies every time.
 

$Bison

Well-Known Member
Apr 11, 2016
68
230
...but any milk that's located near the cookies always curdles and spoils.

The power of... Grayskull?
 

OCisbestungulate

Always watching you
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
1,891
1,411
behind your curtains
The downside is that you are a ghost and already dead

The ability to make perfect chocolate chip cookies every time.
Sadly, they are perfectly lethal.

The power of Old Spice!

EDIT: It seems I was Ninja'd. VERY WELL.

You are forever surrounded by rainbows, glitter, and giant men shouting YEAAAH HEAAA

My power remains unchanged.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
But you grow too powerful for your own good and have to be taken into a government military bunker to be experimented on to try and replicate your powers on a smaller scale.

The power of the Triforce of Wisdom!
 

$Bison

Well-Known Member
Apr 11, 2016
68
230
...but you always get beat by the dude with the Triforce of Power.

The power to clean at the speed of 10 ninjas.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
What you don't know is that "10 Ninjas" is a cleaning company known for its slow workers.

The power to create bubbles at will.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
You now have frosted tips in your hair and travel America looking for "good eats" and watching people run around in fake grocery stores.

The power to understand every reference.
 

Leatherface

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 27, 2016
111
1,051
Unfortunately, you are now the stereotypical fat nerd.

The power of yes.
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
1,280
1,175
30
Your soup
But only in auctions where said great bargains have still more zeroes than you will ever get hold of.

The power to enter and exit any computer world!
 

$Bison

Well-Known Member
Apr 11, 2016
68
230
But only in the moments of pain and suffering.

The power to predict great advances in technology and science!
..but those advances never happen in your lifetime.

The power to use any firearm or ranged weapon with super-human precision and reaction time.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
But your brain chemistry changes perfectly with the animal or plant you chose. In most cases you would have no idea who you were or that you even have this power.
Basically the limit is you only get to do it once.

The power to instantly relieve joint pain.
 

Leatherface

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 27, 2016
111
1,051
Unfortunately, you become 'that guy' and no one wants to hang out with you.

The power of a lombax.
 

$Bison

Well-Known Member
Apr 11, 2016
68
230
...but with your technological know-how, friends and family constantly ask for IT assistance.

The power to access websites created in galaxies far far away. (Browse another civilization's Internet.)
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
276
200
steamcommunity.com
But your browser is incompatible and you're treated as a virus and the alien civilization is more...proactive in dealing with hackers and malicious code in general. Let's just say you didn't know computers could be coded to literally explode.

The power to get all the pre-order bonuses from anything you buy, regardless of retailer!
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
But to get your hands on those things, somebody would have to take them away from some other person. basically you have to buy everything that has ever had pre-order bonuses from the black market. and you have to pay extra.

The power to copy voices perfectly.
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
1,280
1,175
30
Your soup
But since gravity is one of the underlying force of the universe, you basically destroy everything.

The power to destroy everything! (Yeah, I'm creative)
 

Rocketknightgeek

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
85
37
Unfortunately, the power is limited to the realities of pop culture icons and you just got done directing Jem and the Holograms.

The power to just be really, really, ridiculously good looking.
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
276
200
steamcommunity.com
....and everyone elses command as well. Basically, you're a narcoleptic on command.

In keeping with the theme: The power to only need one hour of sleep a day!
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
I know it has been more than 2 years now that anyone has posted on this thread. But I kind of wonder if we would like to bring it back?
there are more people now and I think it would be fun!

The power to swap bodies.
 
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Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
But you have to pay for a replacement screen. and you get charged with assalt misspelling intentional for pun


The ability to know what somebody is going to say.

 
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