PURGE THE NON BELIEVER.Paprika is the real god here!!!
join the paka nation!!!
non believers!! :'c
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[FactionRP] Goat Cult
- Thread starter Shelterfox
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You're in the wrong alley, kid. Go Goat or.... GOAT HOME.Paprika is the real god here!!!
join the paka nation!!!
non believers!! :'c
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Maybe the 5th ideal shall be "A Goat is peaceful except for on the battlefield"
We must respect the other players, even if they are ignorant of the Goat's amazing power!
We fight them on the battlefield!
We must respect the other players, even if they are ignorant of the Goat's amazing power!
We fight them on the battlefield!
I SHALL CONTEST THIS. This shall be our battle song!
Those who worship such a primitive beast known as Velvet are knocking upon our gates, and now even Paprikites have begun their assault. Bloodlust will only get us so far, we need HOPE!
-minor edits cause I posted right when I woke up. Oops.
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I've been patient so far, but I think it's about time I let you in on something...
Y'see, those of us that side with Oleander, we get by on demonic dark magic.
And do you know what users of demonic dark magic really, really really love to do?
Y'see, those of us that side with Oleander, we get by on demonic dark magic.
And do you know what users of demonic dark magic really, really really love to do?
W͢E̸̡͝ ̢͘Ş͟A̧C̵R͡͝I̵F͏́͟ICE͟͜ GÓ҉AT͏S̡͘͞
Well, that's cool and all, but we have pizza. It helps CULTivate our being.
For once... for perhaps only this one time, I can genuinely say...
...pizza will not save you.
To choose the side of the goat is to choose to have your head torn off and your blood drunken. Your power will become ours. You will be but a mere buff to our demon queen. A buff that she doesn't even need~!
...pizza will not save you.
To choose the side of the goat is to choose to have your head torn off and your blood drunken. Your power will become ours. You will be but a mere buff to our demon queen. A buff that she doesn't even need~!
I like your enthusiasm
but remember Paprika is the true god :3 and a day she will return and kill everybody.... with love
Incidentally, if you've been on the internet for any stretch of time, you should already know this about The Dark Side, but...
.̶͝.͝.͘͡w̵̕ę ̕h͏͠a͢v̴̷è͜ ̢͢C̨O͘͜͝O̷K̸͜͟I͝͏E͟È҉Ȩ҉È́͞SS!̵!!
.̶͝.͝.͘͡w̵̕ę ̕h͏͠a͢v̴̷è͜ ̢͢C̨O͘͜͝O̷K̸͜͟I͝͏E͟È҉Ȩ҉È́͞SS!̵!!
And this is why we can't stand to let your kind roam free upon our fields. Not only will you see to destroy us, but you'll eventually destroy yourselves. I pity you, I truly do.I like your enthusiasm
and a day she will return and kill everybody.... with love
I mean.
If you honestly think cookies are better than pizza... Yeah.. I pity you even moreso.
That's only because they took it to go! Our pizza is best served and eaten in the establishment!
If you're not with the Goat, then you might as well GOAT- to hell...? I mean, that's where non-believers end up, right?
Okay okay, this has been said before. Goat to, whatever.
Okay okay, this has been said before. Goat to, whatever.
How can you say that when your GLORIOUS GOAT is a deamon itself?
Are you inviting us all over for a cup of tea?
DIGIORNO ISN'T DELIVERYI, for one, CHOOSE BOTH
THEREFORE IT IS NOT REAL PIZZA
That's beside the point!
(And the fact that it is the point is beside the point!)
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It has come to my attention another nation has arisen in the name of Arizona and they are already being attacked by Paprika and Tianhuo. I say we offer our hooves in assistance, in that we can hold off the enemies together. While they themselves do not trust fluffy things, our fluffiness is still To Be Announced so perhaps there is some good to come from it.
You will convert to the darkness. It shall guard this world like a benevolent shadow. Get behind it, or get left behind.
LIES! The empire would never strike at a child, no matter how arrogant they would be! Your meager gathering shall pay for this dishonorable slander!
I uh.
Don't even know who your leader is.
It's almost as if having some sort of identification is a good idea.
Edit: Ah, Empire of Tianhuo. I don't recall say-
Oh. I meant to say Velvetica. I sincerely apologize for that misgiving.
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OVERGOAT HAS SPOKEN.
I apologize if I had acted out of line. The invasion of the neighboring factions have put heavy stress upon our situation. I will do what I can to level my emotions.
I apologize if I had acted out of line. The invasion of the neighboring factions have put heavy stress upon our situation. I will do what I can to level my emotions.
Let me ask you this... this "Goat" that you speak of... how are we to be sure this champion even exists? Has anyone ever seen them for themselves? Does anyone even know their name?!
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW OTHER FACTIONS HAD BEEN CREATED UNTIL 5 MINUTES AGO. Oh my gosh I really started something by simply creating a cult, didnt I.
We must remain calm. We must await the arrival of our Goat.