[FactionRP] Goat Cult

SpiralKipz

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it must be hard to be a lactose intolerant follower of the goat

LACTOSE INTOLERANT MEMBERS OF THE GOAT CULT MAY BE EXCLUDED FROM IDEAL NUMBER 3
IN THEIR CASE THEY MAY HAVE SOME SORT OF SUBSTITUTE.
OR THEY CAN EAT THE PIZZA ANYWAY AND GET POOTS
FRET NOT, FOR WE WILL SUPPLY THINE FOLLOWERS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED OF LACTOSE-FREE CHOCOLATE MILK SUBSTITUTES SUCH AS SKIM-MILK AND ALMOND-MILK. POOT FOR GLORY, TIL DEATH DO US PART.
 
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Mirage Seraph

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Hark, let it be known they do manufacture Lactose pills to provide the needed enzymes and the like in order to digests dairy products! Though they are far from a catch all they can serve as a temporary fix for those who dislike the taste of skim milk and such!
 

SpiralKipz

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Hark, let it be known they do manufacture Lactose pills to provide the needed enzymes and the like in order to digests dairy products! Though they are far from a catch all they can serve as a temporary fix for those who dislike the taste of skim milk and such!
I do have some of those pills myself; however, I grew out of bad lactose stuff. Some people, though, have it bad enough that they would need prescription ones if able to use them at all. Hail acceptance in the realm of the ethereal.
 
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Look, look. I was gonna all come into here, and throw down some sinister red text and go all "I'm gonna eat you!"

But this thread is amazing. Smiles from ear to ear.

That said, the red text is still gonna come, I just need to stop laughing and grinning like a fool first.
 
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SpiralKipz

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Look, look. I was gonna all come into here, and throw down some sinister red text and go all "I'm gonna eat you!"

But this thread is amazing. Smiles from ear to ear.

That said, the red text is still gonna come, I just need to stop laughing and grinning like a fool first.
We thank thee for, through means both nefarious and innocent, still having the foresight to realize what brilliance this thread holds.
 

SpiralKipz

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Well, I mean, you know. Gotta serve one's all powerful master the way said master wants it, right ;) ?

Oh shoot! Getting ooc here!
'Tis the power of the Goat coming into effect. Thy arrant opposition hath been dejected by our glorious Goat. Avaunt!
 
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Masterweaver

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We of the Empire realize that our hostility toward your little gathering was, perhaps, a flare in ashen clouds. We will watch you with some suspicion, do not mistake our intent, but at the moment there is no need for us to come to blows. Be honored; rare is it that the Longma forgive a transgression.
 

SpiralKipz

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We of the Empire realize that our hostility toward your little gathering was, perhaps, a flare in ashen clouds. We will watch you with some suspicion, do not mistake our intent, but at the moment there is no need for us to come to blows. Be honored; rare is it that the Longma forgive a transgression.
Hail, let peace rein forthwith! For with the meet agreement of peace, our nations shalt prosper. Methinks a bright future is in sight.
 

SpiralKipz

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I'd like to point out that it's mostly because you're a buncha postwhores I MEAN CONGRATULATIONS~!
Well, I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. We're not the ones who come in and bring up "conflict" and reasons to post more. We're just an active little community that enjoys conversing amongst itself. I see nothing here to be shunned with such demoralizing insults as calling us postwhores. That's just an immature comment toward a newly thriving community.

I mean, your comment itself fuels more posts, thus essentially making it so you're calling yourself a post whore.
Not that you'd admit to fueling "postwhores" heheh.
 
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