[FactionRP] Goat Cult

[Shelterfox]

Hello. Some of you who are in the TFH reddit might remember me, but most of you probably do not.
I am here to get you interested in joining the Goat Cult. We will be a dedicated group of players who plan on using the Goat as our mane or at least recognize the goat as the best character in the game.
This thread is mostly for discussing the upcoming goat character, but it's also meant to be a place for fun discussion and activities possibly related to the Goat.

I realize that there is close to 0 information about the goat at all but that is not an issue in my opinion.

Current Ideals;
1)"Goat is unquestionably the best character"
2)"People who do not believe the Goat is the best character will be reminded of the fact by being defeated in a regulation battle"
3)"Real, Cheese Pizza only"**
4)"Good puns make a greater Goat"
5)"Be calm and collected"
**(Lactose intolerant members may be exempt from ideal 3 upon request)

We welcome any suggestions for Ideals
We welcome players of all abilities to join the Goat Cult.

This is not an RP group. It was never my intention for it to become a huge RP thing when I first made the Goat Cult that sparked into the whole Factions thing. As such, I'd like to request that people not have RP sessions on this thread. This thread is for the goat character discussion & worship, memes of the goat character, and other goat related things

List of Members;

Spoiler: Current Members(If you wish to join, just tell me and I'll add you to the list)

Shelterfox - Head Goat
SpiralKipz
Stridershy
Mirage Seraph
Nameless_One
Deteno
Samham
Necroceine
Colynato
Solar Cloud
Crazybark
Pizza Pony

All goats are encouraged to have a capital G on their avatar to show they are of the Goat Cult and/or link to this post in their signature.

May the goat baa-ring you good luck.

 

[StopShot]

I don't know about you, but that 8th undetermined character kind of has goat beat in a couple areas.

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

Well not exactly 0. I believe they have stated that Goat will be able to go along the walls and ceiling during fights, which sounds like it might be super annoying to fight but probably fun to use, so there's that~

 

[Stridershy]

Well not exactly 0. I believe they have stated that Goat will be able to go along the walls and ceiling during fights, which sounds like it might be super annoying to fight but probably fun to use, so there's that~

Devil Goat hype.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Goat is best villain.

Have you seen those eyes? It an't natural I tells ya!

 

[Shelterfox]

Well not exactly 0. I believe they have stated that Goat will be able to go along the walls and ceiling during fights, which sounds like it might be super annoying to fight but probably fun to use, so there's that~

PRAISE THE GOAT

 

[Mirage Seraph]

Yes hello I'd like to sign up for the Cult of Goat. I will never betray the Goat. I don't even need information to know Goat will be indisputably the best fighter because they're a freakin' goat.

 

[Shelterfox]

Yes hello I'd like to sign up for the Cult of Goat. I will never betray the Goat. I don't even need information to know Goat will be indisputably the best fighter because they're a freakin' goat.

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF GOAT
we have pizza sometimes

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

The question remains... who, of the Goat Cult, is the G.O.A.T?

 

[Mirage Seraph]

The question remains... who, of the Goat Cult, is the G.O.A.T?

I say we take the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test to decide!

 

[Stridershy]

I say we take the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test to decide!

What did you put for number 10? I'm thinking "Overseer".

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

Hey now, no sharing answers! Anyone caught doing so will have to... Go On A Trip...

 

[Shelterfox]

So i do believe we need a list of things we follow as the Goat Cult

Does anyone have any suggestions

The first two i could think of is
"Goat is unquestionably the best character"
And
"People who do not think goat is the best must be reminded so by being defeated in battle"

 

[Mirage Seraph]

Agreed, it's not a cult if we don't have trivia- I mean, codes of honor.

Maybe some sort of Forum Side "tag", like a edited nonspecific goat into our avatars?

 

[Shelterfox]

Agreed, it's not a cult if we don't have trivia- I mean, codes of honor.

Maybe some sort of Forum Side "tag", like a edited nonspecific goat into our avatars?

Maybe we all have the letter G on the bottom of our avatars
It's simple yet easy to see

 

[Mirage Seraph]

Maybe we all have the letter G on the bottom of our avatars
It's simple yet easy to see

That'd work as well. In hindsight a standard icon would be better than "just a goat of any origin."

 

[Shelterfox]

That'd work as well. In hindsight a standard icon would be better than "just a goat of any origin."

Of course everyone can still have their normal avatar
Just a capital G towards the bottom of it. It doesn't even have to be that big

 

[theDartrunner]

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF GOAT
we have pizza sometimes

You have my attention.

 

[SpiralKipz]

Wait so is there going to be a Goat Simulator bonus secret level?

 

[Stridershy]

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF GOAT
we have pizza sometimes

I'm sold.

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

Wait so is there going to be a Goat Simulator bonus secret level?

No but perhaps Goat Simulator gets TFH DLC at some point!

 

[SpiralKipz]

No but perhaps Goat Simulator gets TFH DLC at some point!

What if.... the DLC has hidden DLC of its own DLC for Goats in a DLC of TFH's DLC in Goat Simulator?

 

[Stridershy]

What if.... the DLC has hidden DLC of its own DLC for Goats in a DLC of TFH's DLC in Goat Simulator?

.......


...Yes.

 

[SpiralKipz]

.......


...Yes.

Sounds good, I'm in.

 

[Shelterfox]

You have my attention.

If there's ever a lan of some sort, we'll have pizza totally
As head goat, if I personally ever go to one then I'll buy the pizza

 

[SpiralKipz]

If there's ever a lan of some sort, we'll have pizza totally
As head goat, if I personally ever go to one then I'll buy the pizza

Will it be like the Little Caesars Bacon Wrapped Pizza?

 

[Shelterfox]

Will it be like the Little Caesars Bacon Wrapped Pizza?

It'll be REAL PIZZA
Members of the Goat Cult deserve real pizza.

 

[Stridershy]

It'll be REAL PIZZA
Members of the Goat Cult deserve real pizza.

Bless the goat for bringing us the real pizza.

 

[Mirage Seraph]

If there's ever a lan of some sort, we'll have pizza totally
As head goat, if I personally ever go to one then I'll buy the pizza

You better get plain cheese otherwise we're over.
At least until the LAN is over.

 

[Necroceine]

If I may offer a suggestion, make it a pizza with goat cheese.

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

You would have goat eat goat?!

I mean goats eat everything so they would, but still!

 

[Necroceine]

Not an actual goat, just a byproduct of the milk!

 

[Nameless_One]

As one who holds the rank of Altruistic Seeker Goat, I, too, shall main Goat when she joins the fight.

 

[Neffles]

But remember, you can only play as the goat if your computer has the RAM to handle it!

i'm not sorry.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

i'm not sorry.

NOR SHOULD YOU BE

 

[Stridershy]

But remember, you can only play as the goat if your computer has the RAM to handle it!

i'm not sorry.

 

[Shelterfox]

If I may offer a suggestion, make it a pizza with goat cheese.

holy crud goat cheese on pizza is actually rly good imo. If it's a white pizza, that is.

 

[Shelterfox]

So currently our ideals in the Goat Cult are

1) The Goat is unquestionably the best.
2) If someone says otherwise, we must defeat them in battle in the name of The Goat.
3) Real, Cheese Pizza only. (white/bianca pizzas are accepted)

These are set in stone.

 

[SpiralKipz]

So currently our ideals in the Goat Cult are

1) The Goat is unquestionably the best.
2) If someone says otherwise, we must defeat them in battle in the name of The Goat.
3) Real, Cheese Pizza only. (white/bianca pizzas are accepted)

These are set in stone.

Well, I suppose that Bacony pizza isn't real pizza in the sense of it TRANSCENDS pizza.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

This thread is magical