[Forum Game] The Person Above Me

[Tox]

Snapped their G-string while fingering a minor.

Get it!? ...cause, they're a bassist

 

[Pizza Pony]

Makes me want to play the guitar again

 

[Redness]

Was a part of an elite task force of guitarists back in the day.

 

[Tox]

Was never seen again

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Is seen quite often, sitting on park benches in the rain.

 

[P1nkerZ]

Doesn't help homeless people.

 

[Redness]

Is homeless.

 

[Tox]

Is a merciless Monopoly player.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Doesn't know any other way to play Monopoly.

 

[PixelGrip94]

Prefers Monopoly over Life

 

[Tox]

Prefers the Game of Life over Monopoly

 

[P1nkerZ]

Has good taste in board games.

 

[PixelGrip94]

Is looking for board game recommendations

 

[Tox]

Is a heathen for not playing Quelf before

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

remembers Cadoo.

 

[Tox]

Is suspected of making words up (jks i do remember cadoo =D)

 

[P1nkerZ]

Can tell if anything is fake.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

Is a hospitalized Nigerian Prince with esophageal cancer that has secured a small fortune but, due to their government, needs a non-nigerian citizen to move the funds out of the country. That's where you come in. Just write down your credit card ID and PIN number and we'll safely move the funds to your account and then back out, but we'll let you keep 10% of the money, which equates to roughly $4 million dollars.

 

[Redness]

Is an expert scammer.

 

[Tox]

Trained the best

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

is in league with Rich Scammer.

 

[PixelGrip94]

Has it out for Rich Scammer

 

[Tox]

Has a Certificate III in Tomfoolery from Scam School

 

[P1nkerZ]

Knows your private information.

 

[Tox]

Once had peanut butter and capsicum. It was such a nice flavour combination in their (my) mind, but they knew it would be scorned at first glance. So, they kept it secret for years.

...Then, everything changed, when the Fire Nation attacked!

 

[P1nkerZ]

Was close, it was jelly and cheese sandwich,

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Has cravings like a pregnant woman.

 

[PixelGrip94]

Has obviously been pregnant before

 

[Tox]

Is on the run from at least 6 different single mothers

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Has a great idea for a reality TV show.

 

[PixelGrip94]

Is a producer looking for the next big thing

 

[Leatherface]

Wasted his potential.

 

[P1nkerZ]

Is projecting onto others

 

[Redness]

Is probably correct

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Is pretty close to 420 likes

 

[Redness]

Is pretty close to 420 likes

Is also correct *Spongegar*

 

[Leatherface]

Got welcomed to the family.

 

[P1nkerZ]

Is part of the conspiracy

 

[Tox]

Birthed the conspiracy

 

[PixelGrip94]

Blurted out the conspiracy