First off, she would probably just teleport out of the way or inflate her floof to dampen or completely deter the inevitable impalement. Secondly, I'm a BEAR (Friendly one at that), I think I could hold my own against a couple of predators trying to trap me. And thirdly, if you did use oil on me, I'd prefer if you use Johnson and Johnson Baby oil™ (Assuming I allow you to use it in the first place.)
I believe the oil part was responding to me.
You could steal what is known as "corn oil" from the ungulates. I know not what kind of creature "corn" is, but these ungulates seem to have no qualms crushing it down and using it's oils to cook delicacies. I assume your contemplation means that we are at an agreement, are we not?
Oh... my bad. But my points still stand. Also, corn oil is harvested from a horrifically bloated, oblong, yellow monstrosity, known as corn, that makes its dwellings in fertile soil and lures unsuspecting prey in with its tall, inviting green foliage.
That sounds like a terrifying monster... and not very appetizing. How did an ungulate realize that it's oils... actually, the less I know, the better. As long as I get out of the hold post-haste, I'll be able to work better as a representative, and more easily bend it's will to one of acceptance.
I'll say that'll probably work for most of the Paka clan, but their champion, Paprika paka is something else entirely... she honestly scares me... and would probably find the drop "fun"... I'm even worried that she'd somehow survive, as Zero had theorized earlier.
But first you have to get through the Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh and Unova regions.
Corn is a trap for prey, you say?
Fears nothing, you say?
She would find a deadly drop fun, you say?
I have a much more, entertaining idea.
Yes, it would. Watching her sink her teeth into its fleshy exterior, juices dripping down her chin, ripping and tearing what once was an adequate hunter into nothing but morsels for some unsuspecting, lucky, scavenger to feast upon. By consuming the beast she gains its powers, much like how I assume YOU came to power OC.
Me? Oh no. My story was very different. I heard the legend of their banishment, and I pursued it. What I found at the end changed me forever.
Well, well, well. It seems that we've a fine opportunity to do that which we do best. And to do it while the whole of the council watches. So then, how shall we begin?
*Hiding behind some bushes, in a high pitched voice* I vote that we send all of the giraffes away on an all expense paid vacation. Tee hee hee.
Oooo, maybe I should-*Cough**Cough*
). What did you guys do? Were you part of this strike team? Did you join the allied forces in the actual battle? Did you set fire to the sky and dance about on palm trees while sipping the tears of your enemies? Let me know! And if you're feeling particularly devious, feel free to tell me in a conversation )
Remember our deal. Afterall, it would not be wise to cross an agent of darkness...
Well, we WERE going to send you into, "The Void" but The Doctor said that it was currently filled with Daleks, so we had to resort to The Hold instead.
Ooh, ooh, of course we aren't agents of darkness... (starts hiding the Libro Sanguine Luxuriae, Blue the demon, and a badge that announces to the world that I'm part of the Darkside) Why did I go off thinking we're agents of darkness...
OOC: Oh gee, thanks!Lots, too much to explain, so I'll let OC do that
It is good that you have returned. Yes, much has happened. As you know, a war between Ariz-totzka and giraffe broke out. Though, the dust of that conflict has not yet settled...
OOC: don't worry Orion Comet, I'd never leave you a task if I didn't think you could handle it. Also I think you forgot to mention that zero is part of the pakas now to make sure it has members.OOC: Oh gee, thanks!
It is good that you have returned. Yes, much has happened. As you know, a war between Ariz-totzka and giraffe broke out. Though, the dust of that conflict has not yet settled...
Beyond this, some new prey has joined the ranks of the Dark Side as well as the platter that is The United Foenum Council. Several leaders of the other factions have gone ... missing. Thus: leadership has shifted, and some have even changed their allegiance altogether. But we remain the same.
http://forums.themsfightinherds.com/index.php?threads/factionrp-the-united-foenum-council-neutral.315/
It is not in chaos our prey is made weak? That aside, continue your work. Who knows? Perhaps the day will come when we will need to lay siege!
Sort of. I took OC' teddy bear away from him, but he INSISTS that it's an 'Action Figure' that just so happens to be cuddly.
Not yet. Though I suspect they'll be coming soon to do just that. Feel like setting up some defenses? Or, would you rather...
I WON THAT THING WITH MY HARD EARNED CASH THANK YOU VERY MUCH
OOC: That's a very valid point, most of the Darksiders' demons have been around for a long time, so do we get some kind of bonus to avoid old traps?
Good, good. Ever since the battle, I have been too injured to do much, and I fear I will be able to do little to help with the coming battle. Indeed, simply taunting the so-called council took much from me. That said, this payload is a rather, prime, selection. And don't worry about how fragile its contents are, they're rather soft and fluffy.
Excellent. Head to base Four. That should be a good place to store the cargo until it's ripe.
