Having Them's Fightin Herds: Turbo Arcade Edition come out three months later. I mean, maybe not a dealbreaker. I'd probably still end up buying it day one. But I'd definitely make sarcastic comments about it on the internet.

It's kind of a problem with the format itself. Fighting games don't lend themselves to stories terribly well, unless you're going to dump a ton of dialogue between each fight in arcade mode, or just include a freaking in game movie like Guilty Gear. And even then, a lot of what the games try to...