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- Thread starter Cannox
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"GRAAAGHUOOO!"
"Yes, Fred, we won the match. I'm glad you enjoyed it."
"Yes, Fred, we won the match. I'm glad you enjoyed it."
Velvet: You should all just "CHILL" out.
Arizona: *Something country*
Paprika: *GASP* Are we playing dead? Ooo I want to play! *Sprite animation for being KO'd*
Oleander: Don't judge a book by it's cover...
Pom: I really hope you're not mad at me for this...
Tianhuo: Was it even worth starting a fight...
Arizona: *Something country*
Paprika: *GASP* Are we playing dead? Ooo I want to play! *Sprite animation for being KO'd*
Oleander: Don't judge a book by it's cover...
Pom: I really hope you're not mad at me for this...
Tianhuo: Was it even worth starting a fight...
Arizona Intro Dialogue:
Velvet: "Ain't no place fer a prissy-prim princess!"
Oleander: "I ain't scared o' no shadows, missy!"
Paprika: "Yeah, no, yer innocent act's not foolin' anyone."
Pom: "Looks like I'll hafta toughen ya up, gal!"
Tianhuo: "WOOO! Got a real hothead here, doncha?"
Goat: "Yer' real?! Hay, this is gonna hurt..."
Velvet Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "Oh my, how absolutely uncouth."
Oleander: "Such grace, besmirched by such darkness!"
Paprika: "I do appreciate your enthusiasm, but alas you are in my way."
Pom: "Oh dear child, perhaps I should show you how to truly dance!"
Tianhuo: "You know, reptiles are rare in the north for a reason."
Goat: "Aheh... would you let me pass pretty please? No? Shame..."
Oleander Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "I guess you're not afraid of the boogymare anymore, huh kid?"
Velvet: "Another close-minded magic user. Oh well, time to teach a lesson."
Paprika: "And I thought that I was terrifying to behold."
Pom: "Wait, I'm not a--! Argh. Fred, go easy on her."
Tianhuo: "Don't fear the dark! Embrace it!"
Goat: "So, the clash of legends begins."
Paprika Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOUR BANDANNA!"
Velvet: "You're so skinny! It's adorable!"
Oleander: "That glowy floaty book... DOES IT HAVE PICTURES?!"
Pom: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
Tianhuo: "You're very serious looking. Why?"
Goat: "...you."
Pom Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "Um, can we not fight? Please?"
Velvet: "Oh my, you're... very graceful..
Oleander: "AAAAAAA MONSTER GET IT PUPS GET IT!"
Paprika: "Your coat... it's floofier than mine!"
Tianhuo: "Eeep! I give up, I--no, pups, stay back!"
Goat: "Pleasedontseemepleasedontseemepleasedontseeme--"
Tianhuo Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "Stand aside, you thick-skulled child!"
Velvet: "Fire against ice? There's no challenge here."
Oleander: "May light shine into your darkened soul."
Paprika: "I respect your kind. I don't respect you."
Pom: "If you surrender now, I shall be merciful."
Goat: "Honored Mother and Father give me strength..."
Goat Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "...Hmm. Plainsfolk."
Velvet: "...Hmm. Icefolk."
Oleander: "...Hmm. Treefolk."
Paprika: "...Hmm. Rockfolk."
Pom: "...Hmm. Grassfolk."
Tianhuo: "...Hmm. Flamefolk."
Velvet: "Ain't no place fer a prissy-prim princess!"
Oleander: "I ain't scared o' no shadows, missy!"
Paprika: "Yeah, no, yer innocent act's not foolin' anyone."
Pom: "Looks like I'll hafta toughen ya up, gal!"
Tianhuo: "WOOO! Got a real hothead here, doncha?"
Goat: "Yer' real?! Hay, this is gonna hurt..."
Velvet Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "Oh my, how absolutely uncouth."
Oleander: "Such grace, besmirched by such darkness!"
Paprika: "I do appreciate your enthusiasm, but alas you are in my way."
Pom: "Oh dear child, perhaps I should show you how to truly dance!"
Tianhuo: "You know, reptiles are rare in the north for a reason."
Goat: "Aheh... would you let me pass pretty please? No? Shame..."
Oleander Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "I guess you're not afraid of the boogymare anymore, huh kid?"
Velvet: "Another close-minded magic user. Oh well, time to teach a lesson."
Paprika: "And I thought that I was terrifying to behold."
Pom: "Wait, I'm not a--! Argh. Fred, go easy on her."
Tianhuo: "Don't fear the dark! Embrace it!"
Goat: "So, the clash of legends begins."
Paprika Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOUR BANDANNA!"
Velvet: "You're so skinny! It's adorable!"
Oleander: "That glowy floaty book... DOES IT HAVE PICTURES?!"
Pom: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
Tianhuo: "You're very serious looking. Why?"
Goat: "...you."
Pom Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "Um, can we not fight? Please?"
Velvet: "Oh my, you're... very graceful..
Oleander: "AAAAAAA MONSTER GET IT PUPS GET IT!"
Paprika: "Your coat... it's floofier than mine!"
Tianhuo: "Eeep! I give up, I--no, pups, stay back!"
Goat: "Pleasedontseemepleasedontseemepleasedontseeme--"
Tianhuo Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "Stand aside, you thick-skulled child!"
Velvet: "Fire against ice? There's no challenge here."
Oleander: "May light shine into your darkened soul."
Paprika: "I respect your kind. I don't respect you."
Pom: "If you surrender now, I shall be merciful."
Goat: "Honored Mother and Father give me strength..."
Goat Intro Dialogue:
Arizona: "...Hmm. Plainsfolk."
Velvet: "...Hmm. Icefolk."
Oleander: "...Hmm. Treefolk."
Paprika: "...Hmm. Rockfolk."
Pom: "...Hmm. Grassfolk."
Tianhuo: "...Hmm. Flamefolk."
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I like the bit where Goat is a monster that all fear.
Though, I suppose that would explain why our resident cult is a thing.
And just for kicks, Self Intro-Dialogue!
Arizona: "Gotta say, wasn't expectin' this." "Yer goin' down, cousin!"
Velvet: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!" "True, but there is nothing like the original."
Oleander: "I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!" "Fred, relax, we're just sparring."
Paprika: "Yay, my handstitched doll of myself came to life!" "Love can do anything! Super mega ultrahug!"
Pom: "There's two of me? Why is there two of me?" "Clearly the stress of the situation has driven me mad."
Tianhuo: "Child of Dragon. Child of Horse." "Balance must be achieved."
Goat: "You are nothing but a monster!" "Ah, my greatest foe... myself."
Arizona: "Gotta say, wasn't expectin' this." "Yer goin' down, cousin!"
Velvet: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!" "True, but there is nothing like the original."
Oleander: "I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!" "Fred, relax, we're just sparring."
Paprika: "Yay, my handstitched doll of myself came to life!" "Love can do anything! Super mega ultrahug!"
Pom: "There's two of me? Why is there two of me?" "Clearly the stress of the situation has driven me mad."
Tianhuo: "Child of Dragon. Child of Horse." "Balance must be achieved."
Goat: "You are nothing but a monster!" "Ah, my greatest foe... myself."
Arizona Victory Quotes:
Herself: “Whoa, now that was weird.”
Velvet: “Hope that teaches ya a lesson in humility!”
Oleander: “So long as I’m around, evil scary folk like you ain’t gonna be terrorizing no one!”
Paprika: “I don’t know what you’re deal is ma’am but I don’t like the idea of you running around doin’ that ta people.”
Pom: “Real sorry, but it was you’re fanged varmints that started it!”
Tianhuo: “I’m quicker to burn myself on a campfire than you could ever do! N-not that I’ve ever done that or anything...”
Velvet Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “Perhaps now you’ll know to respect those of grace, you rambunctious ruffian!”
Herself: “The audacity to imitate my beauty so poorly will not be forgiven so easily. Begone.”
Oleander: “Such morbid style! Whatever you sold your soul for it certainly wasn’t better looks.”
Paprika: “While I do not blame you for falling hoof over heels for one such as myself, you are no different than anyone else and your aggressive attempts do little to persuade me otherwise.”
Pom: “If you have nothing to say or do other than harass me with those vile creatures then shoo!”
Tianhuo: “How ignorant; true beauty such as my mystic arts could never be ruined by wanton wildfire.”
Oleander Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “So quick to call me a ‘bad guy’ for my appearance, but you are still young so it’s to be expected.”
Velvet: “Maybe if you actually put effort and training into your magic skills you wouldn’t be so embarrassingly easy.”
Herself: “I should probably look into this more; even Fred doesn’t seem to know what’s going on.”
Paprika: “I can’t ever recall feeling as much dread as I did just now.”
Pom: “Fred! You didn’t have to go that far!”
Tianhuo: “A part-predator huh? If this is what we could be up against then we should stay cautious.”
Paprika Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “Ah, you look so adorable with such a determined face!”
Velvet: “You truly are the most beautiful being I’ve laid eyes upon! I cannot resist!”
Oleander: “Tall, dark and utterly gorgeous; you’ve put me under a spell baby!”
Herself: “I would date you, but it would be so unfair for everyone else to keep me for myself.”
Pom: “You are the deadliest force I’ve ever known; such cuteness almost gave me a heart attack!”
Tianhuo: “My passion for you burns so great, I’m still burning right now!”
Pom Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “I-I’m sorry, I guess I was being a bully, though I don’t know how.”
Velvet: “C-cold…”
Oleander: “Hmm, maybe she wasn’t so bad after all?”
Paprika: “Well you were definitely… friendly.”
Herself: “Poor girl, she doesn’t seem fit for fighting at all.”
Tianhuo: “Yikes, it’s hot as! Are you okay puppies?”
Tianhuo Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “I can appreciate your intentions, but never forget what it means to be fair and noble.”
Velvet: “The higher you hold yourself in esteem, the more painful the inevitable fall will be.”
Oleander: “I won’t judge you for your decisions, just be sure to keep your mind in balance.”
Paprika: “Wandering thugs are a lot different than they used to be.”
Pom: “You have no place on the battlefield; get out of here while you still can.”
Herself: “Is this a reminder of what I could have become?”
(Not including the Goat because I don't know enough about her.)
Herself: “Whoa, now that was weird.”
Velvet: “Hope that teaches ya a lesson in humility!”
Oleander: “So long as I’m around, evil scary folk like you ain’t gonna be terrorizing no one!”
Paprika: “I don’t know what you’re deal is ma’am but I don’t like the idea of you running around doin’ that ta people.”
Pom: “Real sorry, but it was you’re fanged varmints that started it!”
Tianhuo: “I’m quicker to burn myself on a campfire than you could ever do! N-not that I’ve ever done that or anything...”
Velvet Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “Perhaps now you’ll know to respect those of grace, you rambunctious ruffian!”
Herself: “The audacity to imitate my beauty so poorly will not be forgiven so easily. Begone.”
Oleander: “Such morbid style! Whatever you sold your soul for it certainly wasn’t better looks.”
Paprika: “While I do not blame you for falling hoof over heels for one such as myself, you are no different than anyone else and your aggressive attempts do little to persuade me otherwise.”
Pom: “If you have nothing to say or do other than harass me with those vile creatures then shoo!”
Tianhuo: “How ignorant; true beauty such as my mystic arts could never be ruined by wanton wildfire.”
Oleander Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “So quick to call me a ‘bad guy’ for my appearance, but you are still young so it’s to be expected.”
Velvet: “Maybe if you actually put effort and training into your magic skills you wouldn’t be so embarrassingly easy.”
Herself: “I should probably look into this more; even Fred doesn’t seem to know what’s going on.”
Paprika: “I can’t ever recall feeling as much dread as I did just now.”
Pom: “Fred! You didn’t have to go that far!”
Tianhuo: “A part-predator huh? If this is what we could be up against then we should stay cautious.”
Paprika Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “Ah, you look so adorable with such a determined face!”
Velvet: “You truly are the most beautiful being I’ve laid eyes upon! I cannot resist!”
Oleander: “Tall, dark and utterly gorgeous; you’ve put me under a spell baby!”
Herself: “I would date you, but it would be so unfair for everyone else to keep me for myself.”
Pom: “You are the deadliest force I’ve ever known; such cuteness almost gave me a heart attack!”
Tianhuo: “My passion for you burns so great, I’m still burning right now!”
Pom Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “I-I’m sorry, I guess I was being a bully, though I don’t know how.”
Velvet: “C-cold…”
Oleander: “Hmm, maybe she wasn’t so bad after all?”
Paprika: “Well you were definitely… friendly.”
Herself: “Poor girl, she doesn’t seem fit for fighting at all.”
Tianhuo: “Yikes, it’s hot as! Are you okay puppies?”
Tianhuo Victory Quotes:
Arizona: “I can appreciate your intentions, but never forget what it means to be fair and noble.”
Velvet: “The higher you hold yourself in esteem, the more painful the inevitable fall will be.”
Oleander: “I won’t judge you for your decisions, just be sure to keep your mind in balance.”
Paprika: “Wandering thugs are a lot different than they used to be.”
Pom: “You have no place on the battlefield; get out of here while you still can.”
Herself: “Is this a reminder of what I could have become?”
(Not including the Goat because I don't know enough about her.)
What about something along the line of "You want to kiss the ground these hooves walked? Get in line."
Either from Velvet or to Velvet "Please be a DEER, and just give up..."
Arizona's lines to the others
As there is not enough information about the goat, I will not write dialogue with Goat.
Intro with
Velvet: Fancy oats 'n' ice won't help you, sissy girl.
Self: "Impersonatin' varmint. I won't let you sully my good name." "Ha! Like I'd let a copy like you win."
Oleander: I have no idea what sort of monster you are, but I won't let you harm my herd.
Paprika: Back off before I give you a bruise collection to go with that fluff collection.
Pom: Missy, I take issue to those pests of yours.
Tianhuo: Glare at me will ya? I'll give you what for.
victory
Perfect Match
Velvet: You broke like a twig before the stampede.
Self: Ha! Not even a tenth of my strength
Oleander: Maybe you were one of those predator scouts. Your boss will be a pushover.
Paprika: Stay down, crazy critter.
Pom: That's how you keep varmints in line.
Tianhuo: You folks call yourselves guardians of Fœnum. You can't even stand up to me.
When you still have half of your health bar.
Velvet: I underestimated you. I actually broke a sweat.
Self: Sturdy copy. But not good enough.
Oleander: Not a predator. Whatever. You were in my way.
Paprika: That was annoying. What were you doing?
Pom: Stay out of this, fluff-ball.
Tianhuo: Ha. Good fight, but too weak to win.
When your health bar is in the red or when your near death.
Velvet: *huff* Well. Turns out the dainty dancer can fight after all.
Self: Tougher than dad. Like fightin' a mirror.
Oleander: Not a predator, but definitely a monster to be put down.
Paprika: Owww. Crazy critter is crazy, and strong.
Pom: Maybe I should have simply avoided this one.
Tianhuo: You were great. I'm the best.
Come back from near loss
Velvet: I wish mom was here with some soup. I'm cold all over.
Self: I never want to get hit that hard again.
Oleander: Good *huff huff* triumphs over evil. Oh my everything.
Paprika: Stay down. For the love of sanity stay down.
Pom: Uggh. I need to get stronger if mere puppies could put up such a fight.
Tianhuo: I feel like a wildfire has been on my tail.
Time out victory.
Velvet: Melting away are you?
Self: Never had to test my endurance against a true equal before.
Oleander: Out of pages in that book of yours?
Paprika: Played out? Good. Go away.
Pom: Cute. Your puppies want a nap.
Tianhuo: Ha ha. You're strong but you burned out.
Defeat
Velvet: C-colder than l-last year's blizzard.
Self: *dizzy* I didn't touch the berry patch Pa. Honest. *thud*
Oleander: Without that fancy book, you would have lost.
Paprika: I don't wanna be stuck with this nutcase.
Pom: Ow. My everything.
Tianhuo: *woozy* I can see stars doin' a square dance in the sky. *thud*
will work on ones for each character.
As there is not enough information about the goat, I will not write dialogue with Goat.
Intro with
Velvet: Fancy oats 'n' ice won't help you, sissy girl.
Self: "Impersonatin' varmint. I won't let you sully my good name." "Ha! Like I'd let a copy like you win."
Oleander: I have no idea what sort of monster you are, but I won't let you harm my herd.
Paprika: Back off before I give you a bruise collection to go with that fluff collection.
Pom: Missy, I take issue to those pests of yours.
Tianhuo: Glare at me will ya? I'll give you what for.
victory
Perfect Match
Velvet: You broke like a twig before the stampede.
Self: Ha! Not even a tenth of my strength
Oleander: Maybe you were one of those predator scouts. Your boss will be a pushover.
Paprika: Stay down, crazy critter.
Pom: That's how you keep varmints in line.
Tianhuo: You folks call yourselves guardians of Fœnum. You can't even stand up to me.
When you still have half of your health bar.
Velvet: I underestimated you. I actually broke a sweat.
Self: Sturdy copy. But not good enough.
Oleander: Not a predator. Whatever. You were in my way.
Paprika: That was annoying. What were you doing?
Pom: Stay out of this, fluff-ball.
Tianhuo: Ha. Good fight, but too weak to win.
When your health bar is in the red or when your near death.
Velvet: *huff* Well. Turns out the dainty dancer can fight after all.
Self: Tougher than dad. Like fightin' a mirror.
Oleander: Not a predator, but definitely a monster to be put down.
Paprika: Owww. Crazy critter is crazy, and strong.
Pom: Maybe I should have simply avoided this one.
Tianhuo: You were great. I'm the best.
Come back from near loss
Velvet: I wish mom was here with some soup. I'm cold all over.
Self: I never want to get hit that hard again.
Oleander: Good *huff huff* triumphs over evil. Oh my everything.
Paprika: Stay down. For the love of sanity stay down.
Pom: Uggh. I need to get stronger if mere puppies could put up such a fight.
Tianhuo: I feel like a wildfire has been on my tail.
Time out victory.
Velvet: Melting away are you?
Self: Never had to test my endurance against a true equal before.
Oleander: Out of pages in that book of yours?
Paprika: Played out? Good. Go away.
Pom: Cute. Your puppies want a nap.
Tianhuo: Ha ha. You're strong but you burned out.
Defeat
Velvet: C-colder than l-last year's blizzard.
Self: *dizzy* I didn't touch the berry patch Pa. Honest. *thud*
Oleander: Without that fancy book, you would have lost.
Paprika: I don't wanna be stuck with this nutcase.
Pom: Ow. My everything.
Tianhuo: *woozy* I can see stars doin' a square dance in the sky. *thud*
will work on ones for each character.
There's so much text............. I really liked the "Oh, are we playing dead?!" one though. I'll try and read through them all and make more comments.
Velvet:Meh!
Arizona: Show me what ya got!
Orleander:I'll show you the power of darkness
Paprika: OH!!! A new friend!
Tianhuo:May we fight with honor
Pom:Um? <cutsey noises simular to Timid Ferovore Hoers>
victory quote
Velvet:Meh! (simular to her lore if she wins with lotsa health)
Velvet:Such ruffians! (wins normal)
Papirka: And I will love you forever and ever!
Paprika:Oh that was so much fun lets do it again (wins with low health)
Tianhuo:May this fight better ourselves (wins with lots of health)
Tianhuo:I have learned much (wins with low hp)
Pom: Oh my are you ok?
Pom: I'm so sorry <cutsey noises>
Arizona: Yeee-haw thats how its done
Arizona:Mighty fine fight there partner (wins with low hp)
Arizona: Show me what ya got!
Orleander:I'll show you the power of darkness
Paprika: OH!!! A new friend!
Tianhuo:May we fight with honor
Pom:Um? <cutsey noises simular to Timid Ferovore Hoers>
victory quote
Velvet:Meh! (simular to her lore if she wins with lotsa health)
Velvet:Such ruffians! (wins normal)
Papirka: And I will love you forever and ever!
Paprika:Oh that was so much fun lets do it again (wins with low health)
Tianhuo:May this fight better ourselves (wins with lots of health)
Tianhuo:I have learned much (wins with low hp)
Pom: Oh my are you ok?
Pom: I'm so sorry <cutsey noises>
Arizona: Yeee-haw thats how its done
Arizona:Mighty fine fight there partner (wins with low hp)
It's asking a lot, I'm sure, of both programmers and voice actors, but I always love when characters have unique intros or outros depending on whom they're fighting. Let's see what I can come up with for intros...
...Okay, so I was gonna just come up with, like, six or seven, but ended up spending about twenty minutes just brainstorming what I think these characters would say to each other. Let's have a look.
Arizona, to Velvet: "C'mere, them fancy horns need some readjustin'!"
Arizona, to Oleander: "Psht! I ain't scared of yer hocus pocus!"
Arizona, to Paprika: "Stop talkin' and start fightin'!"
Arizona, to Pom: "Just lie down with yer critters, nice and easy."
Arizona, to Tianhuo: "Ain't no fire gonna lick ME!"
Velvet, to Arizona: "Ach, fine, but don't get any dust on my fur..."
Velvet, to Oleander: "Black und purple iz SO lazt season, dear."
Velvet, to Paprika: "Vell, you seem...strange."
Velvet, to Pom: "Dogs are fine, sveetie, but shprites are tvice as nice!"
Velvet, to Tianhuo: "Are zose flames natural, or do you dye zem?"
Oleander, to Arizona: "Brute strength isn't enough to save Fœnum!"
Oleander, to Velvet: "Don't you DARE judge me!"
Oleander, to Paprika: "What spell are YOU under...?"
Oleander, to Pom: "Is fighting you my punishment...?"
Oleander, to Tianhuo: "So it's the dragon and the unicorn..."
Paprika, to Arizona: "Okay, we'll play, but I demand a picnic party later!"
Paprika, to Velvet: "Prepare yourself for imminent HUGS."
Paprika, to Oleander: "Ooh! Ooh! Can you saw me in half??"
Paprika, to Pom: "Can I huggle your puppies?!?"
Paprika, to Tianhuo: "GASP!! We should totally get ice cream after this!"
Pom, to Arizona: "H-hey...don't go easy on me!"
Pom, to Velvet: "I may not have a lot of wool, but I can take the cold!"
Pom, to Oleander: "Um, I thought unicorns were...uhh, nevermind!"
Pom, to Paprika: "We, um...were about to fight, right...?"
Pom, to Tianhuo: "Oh...you're like my dogs..."
Tianhuo, to Arizona: "Show me your strength and valor!"
Tianhuo, to Velvet: "I will chip more than your hoof if you stand against me!"
Tianhuo, to Oleander: "You and your magic will be broken."
Tianhuo, to Paprika: "I feel my life going in a strange direction..."
Tianhuo, to Pom: "I'll, um...try to hold back."
I thought I'd have the most trouble writing for Tianhuo, but in the end, the requisite absurdity of Paprika was what really stumped me. I just ended up giving her random lines that make as much sense as she does. I love characters who seem like they don't realize they're actually in a fight...and then they win!
...Okay, so I was gonna just come up with, like, six or seven, but ended up spending about twenty minutes just brainstorming what I think these characters would say to each other. Let's have a look.
Arizona, to Velvet: "C'mere, them fancy horns need some readjustin'!"
Arizona, to Oleander: "Psht! I ain't scared of yer hocus pocus!"
Arizona, to Paprika: "Stop talkin' and start fightin'!"
Arizona, to Pom: "Just lie down with yer critters, nice and easy."
Arizona, to Tianhuo: "Ain't no fire gonna lick ME!"
Velvet, to Arizona: "Ach, fine, but don't get any dust on my fur..."
Velvet, to Oleander: "Black und purple iz SO lazt season, dear."
Velvet, to Paprika: "Vell, you seem...strange."
Velvet, to Pom: "Dogs are fine, sveetie, but shprites are tvice as nice!"
Velvet, to Tianhuo: "Are zose flames natural, or do you dye zem?"
Oleander, to Arizona: "Brute strength isn't enough to save Fœnum!"
Oleander, to Velvet: "Don't you DARE judge me!"
Oleander, to Paprika: "What spell are YOU under...?"
Oleander, to Pom: "Is fighting you my punishment...?"
Oleander, to Tianhuo: "So it's the dragon and the unicorn..."
Paprika, to Arizona: "Okay, we'll play, but I demand a picnic party later!"
Paprika, to Velvet: "Prepare yourself for imminent HUGS."
Paprika, to Oleander: "Ooh! Ooh! Can you saw me in half??"
Paprika, to Pom: "Can I huggle your puppies?!?"
Paprika, to Tianhuo: "GASP!! We should totally get ice cream after this!"
Pom, to Arizona: "H-hey...don't go easy on me!"
Pom, to Velvet: "I may not have a lot of wool, but I can take the cold!"
Pom, to Oleander: "Um, I thought unicorns were...uhh, nevermind!"
Pom, to Paprika: "We, um...were about to fight, right...?"
Pom, to Tianhuo: "Oh...you're like my dogs..."
Tianhuo, to Arizona: "Show me your strength and valor!"
Tianhuo, to Velvet: "I will chip more than your hoof if you stand against me!"
Tianhuo, to Oleander: "You and your magic will be broken."
Tianhuo, to Paprika: "I feel my life going in a strange direction..."
Tianhuo, to Pom: "I'll, um...try to hold back."
I thought I'd have the most trouble writing for Tianhuo, but in the end, the requisite absurdity of Paprika was what really stumped me. I just ended up giving her random lines that make as much sense as she does. I love characters who seem like they don't realize they're actually in a fight...and then they win!
Arizona
Before
to Velvet: Fine ya' wanna' "play", let's "play" but I "play" rough!
to Oleander: I thought yer folk were s'pposed to be plain white... And what's with that floatin' book? I got a bad feelin' 'bout this.
to Paprika: Gah! Crazy critter, wadda think yer doin'? S-stay away!
to Pom: Hey, call off yer dang varmits! No? Guess I'll jus' havta' m'self...
to Tianhuo: Jus' 'cause I'm little don't mean I can' knock ya' down a few pegs!
Victory
to Velvet: Still wanna' "play"? Go home missy, I ain' foolin' around with you no more!
to Oleander: White, black, purple, ya'll put up a hell'uva fight...
to Paprika: Goo'ness, pa always tol' me yer kin're tough but he never said nuthin' 'bout the crazy!
to Pom: Uh sorry 'bout that missy, but them pups o' yers started it...
to Tianhuo: See? I'm little but I'm tough!
Defeat
to Velvet: No! I don' wanna' build no snowmare, now leave me be! S-s-s-so cold...
to Oleander: Ok ya' beat me, but I still ain' readin' yer scary-lookin' book!
to Paprika: *dazed*Uhhh... Ma' I don' feel too good...*passes out*
to Pom: Ok, ok call 'em off I give! Ouch! I give!
to Tianhuo: Ow, didn't think I'd get beat by a livin' wildfire...
Velvet
Before
to Arizona: Oh my! What a darling little calf! Are you lost dear? No? Shall we play a bit then?
to Oleander: Hahh! Dark magic! And here I thought your kind only studied light magic...
to Paprika: No! I said no! Keep your filthy hooves away from my antlers! You may NOT touch!
to Pom: Oh dear... You do seem lost, come, I'll lead you back to-... Ouch! Is this rotten little beast yours?
to Tianhuo: How exciting, I've never seen a longma for myself before! Would you mind terribly if I got a closer look? Your wings are simply stunning!
Victory
to Arizona: Oh poor dear... Go ahead and rest, I'll protect you...
to Oleander: With all due respect, dear. Your book frightens me... Would you kindly leave now?
to Paprika: I'm terribly sorry it came to that but I told you before to keep your filthy hooves away from my antlers...!
to Pom: I'm so sorry dear, are you alright? For future reference, please keep your puppies on a shorter leash... Or on a leash to begin with...
to Tianhuo: Oh, your flames went out... Will you be alright, dear?
Defeat
to Arizona: I yield... You play a bit too rough for my tastes...
to Oleander: *dazed*I think I chipped a hoof, again...*passes out*
to Paprika: Oh, very well touch them if you must...!
to Pom: *dazed*I-I do not wish to go to boarding school mum!*passes out*
to Tianhuo: Very well, I concede... A mere no would've sufficed...
Oleander
Before
to Arizona: Well, yes but uh dark magic takes it's toll... Perhaps you'd like to study a bit...?
to Velvet: Well, technically dark magic is forbidden to my people, but ask me if I care...
to Paprika: Hear that Fred? She thinks you're pretty... "I most certainly am not pretty!" Easy Fred! Woah!
to Pom: So, you brought little friends along too? All I have is this one but he can be rather annoying sometimes... "Fine see if I help you..."
to Tianhuo: Are you really so close-minded? A dark power can be made to serve the greater good!
Victory
to Arizona: Fred is nothing to be frightened of, little one... But very well, have it your way...
to Velvet: Eh... We can't just leave her, Fred... "Says who?" Says me...
to Paprika: "Hold me Olly, I'm scared..." Don't be such a baby Fred, she's out cold...
to Pom: No! Fred, stop! Her and her pups are already beaten!
to Tianhuo: Darkness does NOT mean evil!! I will show everyone in this backwards world! I'll seal the flesh-eaters away even if I must do so on my own!
Defeat
to Arizona: Very well, you've made your point. I will concede. But illiteracy is a terrible waste of an otherwise talented mind.
to Velvet: *dazed*Look at the moon and all the pretty stars, Fred...*passes out*
to Paprika: A-are you serious!? No, stay back! I-I don't want a hug! Fred!!!
to Pom: "I told you not to take her or her pups lightly!" Ow! Mind your own business!
to Tianhuo: I fail to see how my defeat means that I'm wrong about my magic! So no, you may not burn Fred!
Paprika
Before
to Arizona: Oh my gosh! You are soooo cute! Can I hug you!?
to Velvet: Your horns are soo pretty! Can I touch one? Please! Pretty please!
to Oleander: Oh wow! I've never seen a unicorn before! And you look soo cool! Can I see your book? It's so pretty!
to Pom: Awww! Cute little puppies! I love puppies!
to Tianhuo: Um, you're on fire. Are you supposed to be on fire?
Victory
to Arizona: Awww, my playmate passed out... Who am I supposed to play with now?
to Velvet: Yay! I get to touch!
to Oleander: I'm gonna' give you and your scary book great big Paprika hugs!
to Pom: Hugs all around for you and your cute little puppies!
to Tianhuo: Phew, your fire's out! Are you gonna' be ok? Maybe a hug will make you feel better...
Defeat
to Arizona: *dazed*I don't wanna' go to school mommy!*feints*
to Velvet: Ok... Sorry...
to Oleander: Zzzzzzz... *mumble mumble*ZZzzzzzz...
to Pom: Ok ok! No hugs for puppies!
to Tianhuo: Oh, you're supposed to be on fire, ok...
Pom
Before
to Arizona: I'm so so sorry! H-heel! Oh no! I don't wanna' fight!
to Velvet: I am a bit-... Oh! Oh no, puppies! Not again!
to Paprika: Nonononono! Puppies please don't bite...!
to Oleander: I'm sorry my little friends can be a bit mean sometimes...
to Tianhuo: I-I don't know what I'm doing... I'm far from home and scared... No puppies heel!
Victory
to Arizona: I-I'm trying! I'm so sorry! Puppies, why are you so mean!?
to Velvet: Ohno ohno ohno! Wha-what have you done, puppies! Is-is she gonna' be ok?
to Paprika: You-you scared my puppies, that's why they attacked...
to Oleander: Um, are-are you ok? Omygosh! You're book talks! Is-is he gonna' be ok?
to Tianhuo: I'm really really sorry! I don't know why they did that...! Please don't be mad!
Defeat
to Arizona: *sobbing*
to Velvet: O-ok, I'm really sorry...
to Paprika: N-no! Please stay away!
to Oleander: Wh-why are you still hurting me...?! No, please don't hurt my puppies!
to Tianhuo: Oh no! My puppies!
Tianhuo
Before
to Arizona: A calf? The Cattle-kin of the Prairie must be desperate to send a child on this errend...
to Velvet: Normally, I would allow you a closer look but I am in haste... And this is no place for a pampered fawn...
to Paprika: I am SUPPOSED to be on fire! Leave me to my quest! You are an irritating creature, mountain-kin...!
to Oleander: Is that the taint of dark magic I sense? I shall free you of it's wickedness!
to Pom: A plains-kin? Here? You are no doubt lost...
Victory
to Arizona: You are mighty young one, but your inexperience shows... Return to your land, you have lost but do not feel shame... You fight well...
to Velvet: I told you no before... Still, I took you for a pampered princess... For that insult, I do apologize...
to Paprika: This is the mighty champion of the mountain-kin?
to Oleander: I have proven your statement wrong in battle, forest-kin... Now allow me to rid this world of that vile book!
to Pom: I advise you to muzzle your beasts lest I do it for you again...
Defeat
to Arizona: It seems I was wrong... Proud the prairie-kin must be if their young are this mighty!
to Velvet: It seems I am mistaken, you are no mere sheltered princess... My wings extinguish when I tire...
to Paprika: I will be fine, I do not require affection...
to Oleander: I hope for the sake of all of Faenum your belief in your dark arts is vindicated...
to Pom: I see, they do not defend themselves... They protect you... Interesting...
Before
to Velvet: Fine ya' wanna' "play", let's "play" but I "play" rough!
to Oleander: I thought yer folk were s'pposed to be plain white... And what's with that floatin' book? I got a bad feelin' 'bout this.
to Paprika: Gah! Crazy critter, wadda think yer doin'? S-stay away!
to Pom: Hey, call off yer dang varmits! No? Guess I'll jus' havta' m'self...
to Tianhuo: Jus' 'cause I'm little don't mean I can' knock ya' down a few pegs!
Victory
to Velvet: Still wanna' "play"? Go home missy, I ain' foolin' around with you no more!
to Oleander: White, black, purple, ya'll put up a hell'uva fight...
to Paprika: Goo'ness, pa always tol' me yer kin're tough but he never said nuthin' 'bout the crazy!
to Pom: Uh sorry 'bout that missy, but them pups o' yers started it...
to Tianhuo: See? I'm little but I'm tough!
Defeat
to Velvet: No! I don' wanna' build no snowmare, now leave me be! S-s-s-so cold...
to Oleander: Ok ya' beat me, but I still ain' readin' yer scary-lookin' book!
to Paprika: *dazed*Uhhh... Ma' I don' feel too good...*passes out*
to Pom: Ok, ok call 'em off I give! Ouch! I give!
to Tianhuo: Ow, didn't think I'd get beat by a livin' wildfire...
Velvet
Before
to Arizona: Oh my! What a darling little calf! Are you lost dear? No? Shall we play a bit then?
to Oleander: Hahh! Dark magic! And here I thought your kind only studied light magic...
to Paprika: No! I said no! Keep your filthy hooves away from my antlers! You may NOT touch!
to Pom: Oh dear... You do seem lost, come, I'll lead you back to-... Ouch! Is this rotten little beast yours?
to Tianhuo: How exciting, I've never seen a longma for myself before! Would you mind terribly if I got a closer look? Your wings are simply stunning!
Victory
to Arizona: Oh poor dear... Go ahead and rest, I'll protect you...
to Oleander: With all due respect, dear. Your book frightens me... Would you kindly leave now?
to Paprika: I'm terribly sorry it came to that but I told you before to keep your filthy hooves away from my antlers...!
to Pom: I'm so sorry dear, are you alright? For future reference, please keep your puppies on a shorter leash... Or on a leash to begin with...
to Tianhuo: Oh, your flames went out... Will you be alright, dear?
Defeat
to Arizona: I yield... You play a bit too rough for my tastes...
to Oleander: *dazed*I think I chipped a hoof, again...*passes out*
to Paprika: Oh, very well touch them if you must...!
to Pom: *dazed*I-I do not wish to go to boarding school mum!*passes out*
to Tianhuo: Very well, I concede... A mere no would've sufficed...
Oleander
Before
to Arizona: Well, yes but uh dark magic takes it's toll... Perhaps you'd like to study a bit...?
to Velvet: Well, technically dark magic is forbidden to my people, but ask me if I care...
to Paprika: Hear that Fred? She thinks you're pretty... "I most certainly am not pretty!" Easy Fred! Woah!
to Pom: So, you brought little friends along too? All I have is this one but he can be rather annoying sometimes... "Fine see if I help you..."
to Tianhuo: Are you really so close-minded? A dark power can be made to serve the greater good!
Victory
to Arizona: Fred is nothing to be frightened of, little one... But very well, have it your way...
to Velvet: Eh... We can't just leave her, Fred... "Says who?" Says me...
to Paprika: "Hold me Olly, I'm scared..." Don't be such a baby Fred, she's out cold...
to Pom: No! Fred, stop! Her and her pups are already beaten!
to Tianhuo: Darkness does NOT mean evil!! I will show everyone in this backwards world! I'll seal the flesh-eaters away even if I must do so on my own!
Defeat
to Arizona: Very well, you've made your point. I will concede. But illiteracy is a terrible waste of an otherwise talented mind.
to Velvet: *dazed*Look at the moon and all the pretty stars, Fred...*passes out*
to Paprika: A-are you serious!? No, stay back! I-I don't want a hug! Fred!!!
to Pom: "I told you not to take her or her pups lightly!" Ow! Mind your own business!
to Tianhuo: I fail to see how my defeat means that I'm wrong about my magic! So no, you may not burn Fred!
Paprika
Before
to Arizona: Oh my gosh! You are soooo cute! Can I hug you!?
to Velvet: Your horns are soo pretty! Can I touch one? Please! Pretty please!
to Oleander: Oh wow! I've never seen a unicorn before! And you look soo cool! Can I see your book? It's so pretty!
to Pom: Awww! Cute little puppies! I love puppies!
to Tianhuo: Um, you're on fire. Are you supposed to be on fire?
Victory
to Arizona: Awww, my playmate passed out... Who am I supposed to play with now?
to Velvet: Yay! I get to touch!
to Oleander: I'm gonna' give you and your scary book great big Paprika hugs!
to Pom: Hugs all around for you and your cute little puppies!
to Tianhuo: Phew, your fire's out! Are you gonna' be ok? Maybe a hug will make you feel better...
Defeat
to Arizona: *dazed*I don't wanna' go to school mommy!*feints*
to Velvet: Ok... Sorry...
to Oleander: Zzzzzzz... *mumble mumble*ZZzzzzzz...
to Pom: Ok ok! No hugs for puppies!
to Tianhuo: Oh, you're supposed to be on fire, ok...
Pom
Before
to Arizona: I'm so so sorry! H-heel! Oh no! I don't wanna' fight!
to Velvet: I am a bit-... Oh! Oh no, puppies! Not again!
to Paprika: Nonononono! Puppies please don't bite...!
to Oleander: I'm sorry my little friends can be a bit mean sometimes...
to Tianhuo: I-I don't know what I'm doing... I'm far from home and scared... No puppies heel!
Victory
to Arizona: I-I'm trying! I'm so sorry! Puppies, why are you so mean!?
to Velvet: Ohno ohno ohno! Wha-what have you done, puppies! Is-is she gonna' be ok?
to Paprika: You-you scared my puppies, that's why they attacked...
to Oleander: Um, are-are you ok? Omygosh! You're book talks! Is-is he gonna' be ok?
to Tianhuo: I'm really really sorry! I don't know why they did that...! Please don't be mad!
Defeat
to Arizona: *sobbing*
to Velvet: O-ok, I'm really sorry...
to Paprika: N-no! Please stay away!
to Oleander: Wh-why are you still hurting me...?! No, please don't hurt my puppies!
to Tianhuo: Oh no! My puppies!
Tianhuo
Before
to Arizona: A calf? The Cattle-kin of the Prairie must be desperate to send a child on this errend...
to Velvet: Normally, I would allow you a closer look but I am in haste... And this is no place for a pampered fawn...
to Paprika: I am SUPPOSED to be on fire! Leave me to my quest! You are an irritating creature, mountain-kin...!
to Oleander: Is that the taint of dark magic I sense? I shall free you of it's wickedness!
to Pom: A plains-kin? Here? You are no doubt lost...
Victory
to Arizona: You are mighty young one, but your inexperience shows... Return to your land, you have lost but do not feel shame... You fight well...
to Velvet: I told you no before... Still, I took you for a pampered princess... For that insult, I do apologize...
to Paprika: This is the mighty champion of the mountain-kin?
to Oleander: I have proven your statement wrong in battle, forest-kin... Now allow me to rid this world of that vile book!
to Pom: I advise you to muzzle your beasts lest I do it for you again...
Defeat
to Arizona: It seems I was wrong... Proud the prairie-kin must be if their young are this mighty!
to Velvet: It seems I am mistaken, you are no mere sheltered princess... My wings extinguish when I tire...
to Paprika: I will be fine, I do not require affection...
to Oleander: I hope for the sake of all of Faenum your belief in your dark arts is vindicated...
to Pom: I see, they do not defend themselves... They protect you... Interesting...
I have an interesting idea. What if players could edit what the characters would say before and after a fight.
Like, have 3 different editable text files. An Intro, a win, and a loss.
This would be cool. Unless the characters are meant to speak when they say them, which would make this impossible. D:
Like, have 3 different editable text files. An Intro, a win, and a loss.
This would be cool. Unless the characters are meant to speak when they say them, which would make this impossible. D:
I think the characters are meant to speak. Also I don't trust everyone to be an adult if you give them the option to actually make their own personalized dialogue.
Yeah that's most likely true, I can definitely see many people abusing this. But always an interesting idea to keep in mind.
Imagine if you can download different audio packs like League of Legends.
I think I had a thread on the Steam Community about this...
No. That was just reference quotes.
Anyways:
No. That was just reference quotes.
Anyways:
Arizona said:Intro: "You copy the bull, you get the horns!"
Knockout: "Dad still likes... me more..."
Win: "The one, the only: Arizona!" (Reference to one of Cerebella's Win Lines from Skullgirls)Intro: "So the princess graces me with combat?"
Knockout: "You chipped a... hoof..."
Win: "Awn, afraid to get dirty?"Intro: "Woah an Alpake! How can you live without grass?"
Knockout: "Cultural... differences?"
Win: "You can live out there, but can't fight me?"Intro: "Wow a Unicorn! But... what's with your coat?"
Knockout: "That explains... the fur..."
Win: "Dark Magic? No wonder you're out here."Intro: "Lookout behind you! There's a predator!"
Knockout: "It's... helping?"
Win: "You're friends with them? Traitor!"Intro: "Ahhh! Dragon!"
Knockout: "Please don't eat me!"
Win: "Oh man! I can even take down a dragon!"Intro: Dunno.
Knockout:
Win:
- "You were right... dad..."
- "Sorry mom!"
- "Hope the predators are a little more challenging."
- "Not much of a challenge." (Reference to Saints Row: The Thrid {Male Voice 1 has this as a kill line}) (This is mainly because I've been playing a lot of SR3)
Velvet said:Intro: "Ah! Dirty dirty dirty!"
Knockout: "It's in my fur!"
Win: "Maybe you should take a bath before you fight."Intro: "You must be the strong, beautiful type."
Knockout: "How un-ladylike!"
Win: "Two sides of the same coin, but this side is polished to perfection!"Intro: "There's living simple, but this!"
Knockout: "Quite a lot of... energy..."
Win: "We could maybe go to a spa together... if you promise not to kill me."Intro: "Dark Magic?! Disgusting!"
Knockout: "Whatever you do: Don't ruin... my coat..."
Win: "You spoiled your mane and your fight!"Intro: "That's a lovely pompadour you have there!"
Knockout: Dunno.
Win: "You have to stand out darling! Be unique!"Intro: "Ah a Longma! Finally some class!"
Knockout: "It's much too... hot..."
Win: "Oh I do wish you would cool down."Intro:
Knockout:
- "You shall now face Velvet, champion of the Tundra."
- "A true fighter always looks fabulous!"
- "Ice Sprites: Get my things ready. I shouldn't be long." (Reference to Eliza {Skullgirls})
- "I'm not just any reindeer, I'm the Velvet!" (Reference to Countess Coloratura {Lawyer Friendly Equines} {"The Spectacle" Song: "I'm not just any pony, I'm the countess."})
Win:
- "How dare you?"
- "Ah! I chipped a hoof!"
- "Of all the worst things that could happen!" (Reference to Rarara)
- "A true fighter always looks fabulous!"
- "Sprites, prepare the sleigh!" (Reference to Eliza {Skullgirls})
- "Victory looks good on me." (Reference to Eliza {Skullgirls})
Paprika said:
I'm sick of writing. I might come back to this later.Oleander said:Writing Fred in Purple because kektop.
Intro: "The Cattlekind sent such a young one?"
Knockout: "Auuughhh... Really Oli? You just lost to a kid!"
Win: "Skill comes with age! I'm not that old! I am."Intro: "I've always wanted to study reindeer magic!"
Knockout: "That's... cool..."
Win: "See Oli: Dark Magic is the best! I guess..."Intro: "An Alpake? There's very little written about them."
Knockout: "Curious... creature..."
Win: "I mean, we could be friends... No time!"Intro: "All strange and terrible events are welcome... No they aren't!" (Reference to Eliza {Skullgirls})
Knockout: Dunno.
Win: Dunno.Intro: "The Sheep have trained predators, I think... Great. Practice."
Knockout: "A bit too... tough for now... Fred..."
Win: "Alright. Give us something bigger!"Intro: "There were some Unicorns in The Order that would do anything to see a Longma!"
Knockout: Dunno.
Win: "Hmph. Nothing special. I don't know Fred, I mean... Nothing. Special."I'm sick of writing. Though, I do have this:
Win: "You lost to the best!" (SR3, Male Voice 1)
I've been waiting a while to write these.
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Arizona: Moo-ve it old lady!
Velvet: Age before beauty.
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Arizona: Bring it on nerd!
Oleander: You're about to get schooled!
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Velvet: A POMPADOR! How garish!
Pom: I'm sorry you don't like it.
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Paprika: Let's be friends!
Velvet: With you?! I would never dream of it.
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Paprika: I LOVE YOU!
Pom: Um, I love you too.. I think.
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Tianhuo: You and your mutts are going to the pound.
Pom: YOU BIG MEANIE!
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Oleander: You're about to meet my special friend.
Velvet: Sorry dear, I can't see imaginary friends.
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Tianhuo: You're about to get burned.
Velvet: It's you who can't take the heat.
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Velvet: You better keep a cool head.
Tianhuo: Hey, I'm 100 percent cooler than you.
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Paprika: Ohhh, pretty fire.
Tianhuo: Heh heh, come take a closer look.
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Oleander: Oh, is the little sheepy lost?
Pom: Yes, actually I am.
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Pom: Be gentle.
Arizona: Like a bull in a China shop.
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Arizona: This'll be fun.
Paprika: Yay!
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Tianhuo: I'm burning up!
Paprika: I hear hugs are good for a fever.
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Pom: Please reconsider.
Oleander: Sorry, I've made up my mind.
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Pom: Your ice sprites are very cute.
Velvet: I have to inform you that they're not for sale.
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Pom: Um, I hate to tell you this... but your hair is on fire.
Tianhuo: It's supposed to be on fire!
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Pom: Um, hello there.
Paprika: YOUR SO CUTE. I could just hug you to death!
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Velvet: Oh dear, split ends.
Oleander: It'll be... um, your end that'll be split!
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Velvet: Get along little doggy.
Arizona: Yippee Kaye mother bucker.
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Arizona: Hey, what's cooking?
Tianhuo: Beef Barbeque, that's what?
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Oleander: The subject is exhibiting strange behaviour.
Paprika: You're the subject of my affection!
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Arizona: Beat it kid. I'm doing grown up work.
Pom: But I'm older than you.
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Oleander: Hey cow, where's your herd?
Arizona: Wait? Did you just call me a coward?
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Oleander: The specimen seems to be half dragon and half horse
Tianhuo: With that kinda talk more like half asleep.
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Paprika: I have no beef with you. So let's be friends
Arizona: I'mma rough you up fer that one friendo.
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Paprika: Ohh, I've never kissed a book before.
Oleander: It's not that kind of book!
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Tianhuo: Careful, books are flammable.
Oleander: How would you know? I bet you've never seen one in your life.
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Tianhuo: How do you like your steak? Well done?
Arizona: Me losing a fight is a rare occasion.
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Velvet: You can look but don't touch.
Paprika: Can I touch those little guys at least?
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Arizona: Moo-ve it old lady!
Velvet: Age before beauty.
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Arizona: Bring it on nerd!
Oleander: You're about to get schooled!
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Velvet: A POMPADOR! How garish!
Pom: I'm sorry you don't like it.
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Paprika: Let's be friends!
Velvet: With you?! I would never dream of it.
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Paprika: I LOVE YOU!
Pom: Um, I love you too.. I think.
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Tianhuo: You and your mutts are going to the pound.
Pom: YOU BIG MEANIE!
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Oleander: You're about to meet my special friend.
Velvet: Sorry dear, I can't see imaginary friends.
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Tianhuo: You're about to get burned.
Velvet: It's you who can't take the heat.
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Velvet: You better keep a cool head.
Tianhuo: Hey, I'm 100 percent cooler than you.
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Paprika: Ohhh, pretty fire.
Tianhuo: Heh heh, come take a closer look.
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Oleander: Oh, is the little sheepy lost?
Pom: Yes, actually I am.
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Pom: Be gentle.
Arizona: Like a bull in a China shop.
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Arizona: This'll be fun.
Paprika: Yay!
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Tianhuo: I'm burning up!
Paprika: I hear hugs are good for a fever.
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Pom: Please reconsider.
Oleander: Sorry, I've made up my mind.
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Pom: Your ice sprites are very cute.
Velvet: I have to inform you that they're not for sale.
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Pom: Um, I hate to tell you this... but your hair is on fire.
Tianhuo: It's supposed to be on fire!
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Pom: Um, hello there.
Paprika: YOUR SO CUTE. I could just hug you to death!
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Velvet: Oh dear, split ends.
Oleander: It'll be... um, your end that'll be split!
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Velvet: Get along little doggy.
Arizona: Yippee Kaye mother bucker.
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Arizona: Hey, what's cooking?
Tianhuo: Beef Barbeque, that's what?
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Oleander: The subject is exhibiting strange behaviour.
Paprika: You're the subject of my affection!
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Arizona: Beat it kid. I'm doing grown up work.
Pom: But I'm older than you.
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Oleander: Hey cow, where's your herd?
Arizona: Wait? Did you just call me a coward?
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Oleander: The specimen seems to be half dragon and half horse
Tianhuo: With that kinda talk more like half asleep.
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Paprika: I have no beef with you. So let's be friends
Arizona: I'mma rough you up fer that one friendo.
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Paprika: Ohh, I've never kissed a book before.
Oleander: It's not that kind of book!
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Tianhuo: Careful, books are flammable.
Oleander: How would you know? I bet you've never seen one in your life.
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Tianhuo: How do you like your steak? Well done?
Arizona: Me losing a fight is a rare occasion.
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Velvet: You can look but don't touch.
Paprika: Can I touch those little guys at least?
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This. This one right here. Utter and unadultered glory.Oh, is the little sheepy lost?
Yes, actually I am.
Even if not as the standard, maybe a 0.01% to have the characters say a different set of lines, this included?
Ahh, the old joke. You don't happen to know how it started, dear Richie?
It's supposed to be on fire!
We need that with utter deadpan voice.
Yes, Oli, of course it isn'tIt's not that kind of book!
You didn't cross the line. You nuked it and then salted the ground for good measure. Feel like reformatting that before hammers start swinging?
Paprika: Oli Oli oxen free~ Let's play, let's play!
Oleander: *sigh* Fine, but if I win, stay out of my personal bubble.
Oleander: *sigh* Fine, but if I win, stay out of my personal bubble.
EDIT: I added another pic.
Intro:
Using their ninja powers, Velvet san and Arizona San change colours and magically move to another location.
With the grace of a majestic swan on ice and the accuracy of a drunk champion dart player,
Velvet san using her Karate strikes Arizona san with a truly precise throw of her icicle.
Which has to be seen to be believed.
YEEART!
Outro when Arizona Loses:
Intro:
Using their ninja powers, Velvet san and Arizona San change colours and magically move to another location.
With the grace of a majestic swan on ice and the accuracy of a drunk champion dart player,
Velvet san using her Karate strikes Arizona san with a truly precise throw of her icicle.
Which has to be seen to be believed.
YEEART!
Outro when Arizona Loses:
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I know this show, and you are a magnificent man for referencing it.
I love how Arizona is red in the talking gif, but brown in the "fighting" gif.
