Why Velvet is the best

[BypenThynDragon]

let us list the ways, why Velvet is the best.her floofyness smuglord velvet has the best floof and if you say otherwise we will freeze you in your place.

We can also argue what the best skin is I supose, my favorit is the scarlet, a close second is bird of pray.

 

[BackwardCap]

Voting all options at once is the only correct choice.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

let us list the ways, why Velvet is the best.her floofyness smuglord velvet has the best floof and if you say otherwise we will freeze you in your place.

We can also argue what the best skin is I supose, my favorit is the scarlet, a close second is bird of pray.

I KNEW IT! I knew this thread would show up, and I knew you'd be the one to make it!

Also duh, the floof. You can't beat Velvet's floof.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

I KNEW IT! I knew this thread would show up, and I knew you'd be the one to make it!

Also duh, the floof. You can't beat Velvet's floof.

Vhat, I am just suprised more people haven’t showed up and prazed her floofyness.


And how did I know you vould show up sooner or latter

 

[_Vidz_]

At least she's generous enough to offer her autograph after the whooping. . . I'd frame it.

 

[Ultra Lucky Cat]

At least she's generous enough to offer her autograph after the whooping. . . I'd frame it.

Fat good it'll do you after she stabs you, tho.

I'll take it to my grave.

 

[Rodya]

Fat good it'll do you after she stabs you, tho.

I'll take it to my grave.

You're not supposed to die from that, how would you praise her if you did?

 

[OCisbestungulate]

This post is fake news.

She's like, 3rd or maybe 4th best.

If you have no actual taste that is.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

This post is fake news.

She's like, 3rd or maybe 4th best.

If you have no actual taste that is.

You are a lier and a heritic, you deserve to burn at the stake for your lack of floofyness

 

[Haribokid]

I life in extrems. So when i like Tianhua scales, i only can like Velvets floof. In Tianhua words, she is „impressiv!“

 

[Feanor]

Smooth and luxurious, with many different variants, velvet is one of the world's best loved fabrics. It is heavy and durable with a lustrous sheen. However, many properties depend on the type of material or fiber used to make the velvet fabric: Silk velvet has a shimmering, almost fluid surface.

• The texture is soft and has a luxurious look
  
  
• It blends in with different décor styles
  
  
• Adds an aesthetic value
  
  
• Very conductive accessory to use in the cold seasons
  

Need I elaborate?

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Smooth and luxurious, with many different variants, velvet is one of the world's best loved fabrics. It is heavy and durable with a lustrous sheen. However, many properties depend on the type of material or fiber used to make the velvet fabric: Silk velvet has a shimmering, almost fluid surface.

• The texture is soft and has a luxurious look
  
  
• It blends in with different décor styles
  
  
• Adds an aesthetic value
  
  
• Very conductive accessory to use in the cold seasons

Need I elaborate?

Wrong type of Velvet. We mean this Velvet

 

[Rodya]

Wrong type of Velvet. We mean this Velvet

It'd be fair to say that Velvet's floof would have a velvety feel, wouldn't it?

 

[BypenThynDragon]

It'd be fair to say that Velvet's floof would have a velvety feel, wouldn't it?

Good point

 

[Feanor]

Wrong type of Velvet. We mean this Velvet

Oh. Well I thought that one was just too obvious. Velvet is best cause she is Velvet.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Oh. Well I thought that one was just too obvious. Velvet is best cause she is Velvet.

Oh of corse, how could I be so blind

 

[Zumikaku]

During the beta, I avoided playing Velvet. I've never enjoyed playing keepaway characters and I didn't want to be "that guy" online spamming projectiles every match.

Then she became fully voiced.

I am now a Velvet main. I cannot get enough of ze floof. I can no longer stand within 3 feet of a cow without throwing a snowball at it and backdashing away. Please help.

 

[zeox]

The smug face, the smug face is the key of all of this.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

During the beta, I avoided playing Velvet. I've never enjoyed playing keepaway characters and I didn't want to be "that guy" online spamming projectiles every match.

Then she became fully voiced.

I am now a Velvet main. I cannot get enough of ze floof. I can no longer stand within 3 feet of a cow without throwing a snowball at it and backdashing away. Please help.

Hey its ok, just embrace ze floof, embrace it.

I also feel the same way, I hate zoning characters but I love Velvet.

 

[Yeena]

A list of best Velvet things from your local yeen, in no particular order:

• ZE FLOOF
• She's the only champion who wants you dead. She's so dedicated
• Slidey not-wavedash wavedash
• Level 1 is the only correct super in the whole game
• PEW
• Every time she chips a hoof she tech rolls and keeps going, man, only the strongest and most selfless of us can relate
• Her overheads are dumb and I can still hit people with them
• Puts makeup on with hooves somehow
• FREEZE, PLEASE

 

[Star Catcher]

You forgot one, she has the best block animation.

 

[neopokekun]

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Vhy is it that more people are not vorshiping ze Floof? This is high treason and ve vill lead a campain to purg ze non-believers.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

You forgot one, she has the best block animation.

I added it but I think that goes under smugness

 

[Rodya]

Would you rub Velvet's bald head? I know I would.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Would you rub Velvet's bald head? I know I would.
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... What have you done to ze Floof?

 

[Rodya]

... What have you done to ze Floof?

Weather is already starting to warm up around here, I thought she could use a new wardrobe.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Weather is already starting to warm up around here, I thought she could use a new wardrobe.

Ok breaking charicter, its actually halerios, she just looks so naked

(Back to floof worshiping)
You will pay for your crimes againts ze Floof