Pictured: Cow-presenting Udders, sanitized, cleaned, covered and exorcised for your purity's convenience.
Well, what do you know, apparently, cute ungulate critters kicking the candy stuffing out of each other's too hot for Tumblr.
Alternatively, we got caught in the crossfire by a stray bot-based bullet.
In any case, our tumblr blog ain't no more counted amongst the living (or the living dead) - We got unceremoniously given the boot in our proverbial behind.
Truth be told, we were sorta planning on dropping that one place of social media, so hey, it all worked in the end... sort of.
So, you know, just lettin' y'all know we ain't runnin' south of the border or somethin' like that. The solid gold platinum-detailed diamond-encrusted reindeer statues remain a figment of our wildest imagination.
EDIT: AND THEN THE ADDRESS GOT PICKED BY A BOT. GREAT FING JOB, TUMBLR.