The Monkey's Paw

Solvandus

Chin Piece
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
44
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Bam! You're asleep! You've been asleep the whole time. It was only a dreeeaaam......

I wish for a box of donuts. Could go for one right about now.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
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Lake Stevens
Wish granted, but they are from Walmart and aren't very good. After consuming the whole box, you wish you hadn't.

I wish the "N" key o my keyboard would work right all of the time.
 

Askerad

Fabulous French Froggie
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
21
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Lyon, France
grntd, bt nw ll th vyls wn't wrk. nd t's nt rstrctd t yr kbrd.
granted, but now all the voyels won't work. And it's not restricted to your keybord

I wish for good result at my school exams this year
 

OCisbestungulate

Always watching you
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
1,891
1,411
behind your curtains
Granted! He uses you to finally take over the world, but discards you after the climatic battle with Snowball turns you into a pile of rubble.

I wish I could zort like Pinky.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
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Lake Stevens
Narf, why would you want to do that? Wish granted, but you have to speak like him for the rest of your life.

I wish I had the "second wind" ability from DnD on command.
 

V.A.a.M.P.P

The Man that had a plan but forgot it
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
107
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The Great Unknown in Texas
Granted but now all the clocks you look at will always say 3pm and youll never know what time it really is.

I wish creatures of the night really existed, to make my bland life a little more exciting.
 
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