The Monkey's Paw

bibliogeek

Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!
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Feb 3, 2016
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DC
Wish granted, television itself has been abolished from existence.

I wish I could control spacetime.
 

DungeonMiner

A guy who likes to write
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Feb 3, 2016
219
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Middle of Nowhere, Georgia
Granted! Unfortunately, you lose one half of each unique pair in the washing machine, leaving you with thirty unpairable, lone socks.

I wish we could all just get along...
 

Horsebucking Ponymaggot

Pony Extraordinaire
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Feb 14, 2016
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Granted, but the merch is only exclusive for a few months, and is available everywhere afterwards...for half the price.

I wish for a teleporter that could send me to anyplace that I wanted, fictional or not.
 

V.A.a.M.P.P

The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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Feb 3, 2016
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The Great Unknown in Texas
GRANTED you are now in the world of the land before time, and once you get out of the teleporter a stegosaurus destroys it and now you are stuck there.

I wish my pockets had infinite money inside them.
 

CactusPearGamer

Sheep Dude
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Feb 4, 2016
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Southeastern United States
Granted: The person living on the other side of the planet to you [Edit: a seafarer in the middle of the North Atlantic Ocean] does not corrupt your wish.

I wish Them's Fighting Herds will have a playable peryton character upon release.
 
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Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
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Feb 10, 2016
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Lake Stevens
Wish granted, but it is just a bad re-skin of Fillia from Skullgirls

I wish Pokemon had stopped making up new Pokemon after Diamond and Pearl.
 

Hacchi

Sparkly pink fairy non-princess
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Feb 3, 2016
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Granted, you hurt your wrist instead.

I wish i were a griffin
 

Cinnamaldehyde

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Lake Stevens
Wish granted, though you never existed to make this wish. It never happens. A paradox begins.

I wish I had something to do other than play Cabela's Alaskan Adventures for the PS2
 

CactusPearGamer

Sheep Dude
Banished to the Hold
Feb 4, 2016
231
102
Southeastern United States
Wish granted, though you never existed to make this wish. It never happens. A paradox begins.

I wish I had something to do other than play Cabela's Alaskan Adventures for the PS2
Granted. Them's Fightin' Herds releases and everyone complains about it being a ripoff of Cabela's Alaskan Adventures.

I wish to know what people on the internet are thinking. They perplex me sometimes.
 
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Cinnamaldehyde

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Lake Stevens
The pure influx of different thoughts and points of view would make any person lose their sanity. But right now I'm wondering why they mad ice-cream into a Pokemon.

I wish for an alternate universe where every character on TV is voiced by Larry the Cable Guy.
 

V.A.a.M.P.P

The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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Feb 3, 2016
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The Great Unknown in Texas
GRANTED. But it only reached it by going in negative numbers

I wish I was ten again so the adult life can be as far away from me
 
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V.A.a.M.P.P

The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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Feb 3, 2016
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The Great Unknown in Texas
GRANTED, Its so clean and bright that anyone that looks at goes blind.

I wish troll comments didn't exist and everyone on the internet was nice to each other.
 

Hacchi

Sparkly pink fairy non-princess
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Feb 3, 2016
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Granted, but constructive criticism also doesn't exist, and people never improve

I wish to become royalty
 
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Cinnamaldehyde

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Lake Stevens
Wish granted, you are now the non-princess of some land far away where the people don't speak any language you speak and they overthrow your rule, and form a democracy. Basically nothing happens to you personally.

I wish I was really good at something instead of being pretty good at lots of things.
 

Cosmix360

New Member
Feb 3, 2016
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Wish granted. You become so good at something that you stop paying attention to your health, causing you to be unable to it anymore.

I wish I was happier.
 

Askerad

Fabulous French Froggie
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Feb 3, 2016
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Lyon, France
Granted. Your hair will never fall. But it keeps growing. and fast. if i were you, i wouldn't stay inside, you could suffocate yourself with these.

I wish for absolute mastery of every fighting game.
 

Hacchi

Sparkly pink fairy non-princess
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Feb 3, 2016
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Granted, but you forgot how to do everything else

I wish I knew where the DVD remote is
 

Cinnamaldehyde

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Lake Stevens
You find out that the DVD remote has left your house for another couch to get stuck in and another family to utterly confuse. You just ask for it back I guess...

I wish that life wasn't so confusing.
 

Cosmix360

New Member
Feb 3, 2016
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2
Wish granted, everything is so clear to you so you go off to spread your knowledge, unfortunately the people reject you saying you are no prophet and sentence you to be stoned.

I wish that I knew what to do for my project in my Radio and TV class.
 

OCisbestungulate

Always watching you
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Feb 3, 2016
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behind your curtains
Granted! But it is so grandiose in size and design that no lone human could ever accomplish it, thus causing you hire a small nation to do it and running you into the red for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a grape to kiss.
 

Hacchi

Sparkly pink fairy non-princess
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Feb 3, 2016
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Granted, bur you end up eating it by accident

I wish that large pimple on my chest would go away
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
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Feb 10, 2016
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Lake Stevens
Ideas flow through your head, you can't decide. You truly wish to know what to wish for; apparently you wish for a paradox.

I wish for an electric egg beater.
 

V.A.a.M.P.P

The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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Feb 3, 2016
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The Great Unknown in Texas
Granted. The electric egg beater, beat up all the hard shelled eggs and went on to beat the hard boiled egg champion in an eggtravagent match of the ages. He never once cracked under preasure .

I wish to know who will write the next comment before it's written.
 

OCisbestungulate

Always watching you
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Feb 3, 2016
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behind your curtains
Granted! But the answer comes at such a non-surprise that your whole world view is now tainted and you are never surprised again.

I wish for more cow to stare into my soul.
 
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