You are standing in an open arena with a cheering crowd of backer OCs while another sapient ungulate stands across from you. A large piece of text appears in mid air declaring 'STAMPEDE'. Your opponent starts to trot in your general direction in a stuttering motion that is somehow always blocking, teching, ducking and buffering a charge move.
> punch opponent
Your opponent reacts within a single frame and removes half your life.
> Kick opponent at perfect distance
The opponent has magic priority and removes half your remaining life.
> Utilize anti-AI cheese
You die to block damage because you didn't do that from the start.
> Screw this
Now you're beginning to understand. Go play online.