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Tfh as a text adventure game?

OCisbestungulate

Always watching you
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
1,885
1,383
behind your curtains
>walk
I don't understand.

>Run
I don't understand

>Trot
You are not a horse.

>move over to the door.
How?

>I walk over to the door.
I don't understand.

>Bash face against keyboard in frustration and despair.
You open the door.

>GHJGSEIRTN#KNINBQW#$$##$^&*(
You have summoned a demon, who eats you. Thanks for playing!
 

Rocketknightgeek

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
85
36
On hard mode...

You are standing in an open arena with a cheering crowd of backer OCs while another sapient ungulate stands across from you. A large piece of text appears in mid air declaring 'STAMPEDE'. Your opponent starts to trot in your general direction in a stuttering motion that is somehow always blocking, teching, ducking and buffering a charge move.

> punch opponent

Your opponent reacts within a single frame and removes half your life.

> Kick opponent at perfect distance

The opponent has magic priority and removes half your remaining life.

> Utilize anti-AI cheese

You die to block damage because you didn't do that from the start.

> Screw this

Now you're beginning to understand. Go play online.
 
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GreySky-GodoftheMachine

Fear; The Shadow of Death
Backers' Beta Tester
Apr 18, 2017
16
6
LOADING...
...
...
...
...
...

DONE...

PLEASE CHOOSE CHARACTER: [MANUAL]

ERROR UNKNOWN COMMAND...

... but I don't have the manual ... RIP DOS and command line gaming.
 
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