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Tfh as a text adventure game?

Rocketknightgeek

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
85
37
On hard mode...

You are standing in an open arena with a cheering crowd of backer OCs while another sapient ungulate stands across from you. A large piece of text appears in mid air declaring 'STAMPEDE'. Your opponent starts to trot in your general direction in a stuttering motion that is somehow always blocking, teching, ducking and buffering a charge move.

> punch opponent

Your opponent reacts within a single frame and removes half your life.

> Kick opponent at perfect distance

The opponent has magic priority and removes half your remaining life.

> Utilize anti-AI cheese

You die to block damage because you didn't do that from the start.

> Screw this

Now you're beginning to understand. Go play online.
 

GreySky-GodoftheMachine

Fear; The Shadow of Death
Backers' Beta Tester
Apr 18, 2017
16
6
LOADING...
...
...
...
...
...

DONE...

PLEASE CHOOSE CHARACTER: [MANUAL]

ERROR UNKNOWN COMMAND...

... but I don't have the manual ... RIP DOS and command line gaming.
 
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When the Eleven-Day Empire eats the sky...
Crowdfund Backer
>There is a snek. It hisses at you.
pull left sword|
attack left|

>The snek is awed by your fencing mastery.
move forward|

>A smugdeer emerges from the shadows.
move back|
pull right shield|

>The shield is no match for the smugdeer. The smugdeer infects the forums. All is lost to the smugdeer.
...

exit|
 
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