Decided to try and be humorous with these:
Pokemon (series) - Drown myself in Repels
Zelda: Ocarina of Time - My pause button's broken
Zelda: Majora's Mask - My soul hurts forever
Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Damnit, drop a Core!
Super Mario World - Flew over the level
New Super Mario Bros (series) - I love wall kicking
Super Smash Bros (series) - hey gurl, lemme smash
Shovel Knight - Chaos Spheres for days
SK: Plague of Shadows - Oh crap, Float Burst!
BoxBoy (series) - I'll miss you, Qbby
Phoenix Wright (series) - My feels have feels
Professor Layton (series) - Not one single Picarat
Mass Effect (series) - Bring Garrus and Tali
Mortal Kombat (series) - There's never enough ninjas
Mortal Kombat 9 - He's finally human again!
Fire Emblem (series) - Time for a reset
Fire Emblem Awakening - Fire Emblem Breeding Simulator
Fire Emblem Fates - Forgot how to write
Zero Escape (series) - My mind is broken
Danganronpa (series) - Loading mind bullets; FIRE!
Pokemon Go - Please no more Paras
Pokemon Shuffle - Oh great, more ice
Etrian Odyssey (series) - I'm a cartographer now~
Here's some from my friends who don't have accounts here:
Persona 5 - No one likes you
Mario Kart (series) - Winning races, losing friends
Mario Party (series) - Winning stars, losing friends
Super Mario Sunshine - Get wet for freedom
Stardew Valley - My life is hypocrisy
Dark Souls - "It's not THAT hard..."
Warframe - Better Destiny for free
X-COM 2 - What was their name?
Sonic (modern series) - Not this crap again...
Call of Duty (series) - Ctrl C, Ctrl V
Final Fantasy XIII - Throw trash in trash
Final Fantasy XV - Hot mess dressed well
Half-Life - Shoot first, ask never
Okami - Ammy is best pupper