Review your favorite games in 4 words or less


DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
Lake Stevens
GRID: I crashed again, rewind
Pit People: always pick Troll Mom
Half-Life: Story told through game-play
Soulcalibur 2: Cassandra is op
Half-Life 2: game-play interrupted by story
Intralism: rhythm game without timing?
The Talos Principle: Better that Portal? Maybe?
Shadow Warrior: Who wants some Wang?


Spirit of a Pro Gamer
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
(Switch) The new Zelda: Ooh, shiny thing! ... Ooh!
(PC) Skullgirls: Block low or die.
(DS) Ace Attorney: Always hitHold it!
(Mobile) FE: Heroes: Go Team Ephraim Go!
(PS4) Marvel: j.M, j.M, j.6H, j.S

Nemea Lion

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 5, 2016
Overwatch: Won't you choose healer?
LOTR: Shadows of Mordor: Simply walking into Mordor...
Empyrion Galactic Survival: Here comes another update!
Digimon Heroes: Grind, collect, level-up, repeat.
Terraria: 150 hours and counting...

Them's Fightin' Herds: I just can't wait!


Drawfriend & ALPHA Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
Sydney, Australia
Kerbal Space Program: Just one more booster.
Pokemon AS: Shiny Gardevoir? Waifu aquired.
Playerunknown Battlegrounds: WHO'S SHOOTING AT ME?
Stardew Valley: Disregard women, aquire money. (Jokes, I love you Penny <3)

More to come.


Fear; The Shadow of Death
Backers' Beta Tester
Apr 18, 2017
Shenmue: What is a QTE?; time limit get good, gachapon machine or arcade?, Where Is Lan Di?, Forklift racing nuff said, VMU for the win
Shenmue 2: QTE for best outcome, access pervious save data? (reads Shenmue (1) time and money stats Dreamcast only), get good get wrecked, Dreamcast's better voice acting, VMU Dreamcast only version
Shenmue 3: I backed it sooo....
Evolution World of Sacred Device (Dreamcast): It's not Final Fantasy, I want a cyframe, grinding is your friend, secret weapons are boss, how are you alive?
Evolution Far Off Promise (the second game Dramcast): more stuff more grind, ha the new guys; that's a thing now?!, oh your alive still, access pervious save data
Evolution Worlds (Gamecube): fist game WAY shorter, better graphics I think?, way fewer cyframes overall, no access pervious save data, why can't I grind?, Still fun but problems.
Soul Caliber (Dreamcast): who doesn't love it?, best arcade port ever?
Cannon Spike (Dreamcast) arcade like Capcom shooter, robo versions of charaters
Jet Set Radio (Jet Grind Radio) (Dreamcast): North America name change, That Music is Killer!!!, The Real Grind Here, Graffiti Gangsters VS cops, best dog has skates, old rivals join party
Jet Set Radio HD: some music gets replaced, the grind stays strong
Jet Set Radio Future: the music got better!?!, grind or die two, one robot is good
Ollie King (Arcade only, part of JSR Series): Great Music no port, THDHJ ripped it off
Power Stone (Dreamcast): Give Me The Gem!
Power Stone 2 (Dreamcast): more characters more gems
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (and JoJo's Venture (ps1)) (Dreamcast includes both versions): RIP the HD version, ORA ORA ORA ORA
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle: Ora Muda Ora Muda
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven: beat up your friends, Star Platinum The World!!!
Sword of the Bearserk Guts Rage: in the words of Pat from Super Best Friends, Griffith did nothing wrong
Dreamcast in general: good to bad games; easily 20 to 1, no more Dreamcast reviews, VMU for the win
Phantasy Star Online: well sorry I lied, this is the last.... first Real online game, PSO2 for the West?
Demons Souls: cant win don't try, weapon upgrades are weird
Darks Souls: get good or die, grind souls to win, Sif is best Wifu - Pat SBF
Darks Souls 2: get good or die, more souls to grind
Blood Borne: get good with guns
Dark Souls 3: get better than good
Crash Bandicoot Series: just spin to win, is that a peach?
Spyro the dragon Series: why can't I fly?, find gems and stuff
Gitaroo-man (ps2)- non Miku rhythm game?, great music and graphics, short but also sweet
Gitaroo-man (psp)- same game more tracks
Enter The Gungeon: Run Gun then Die, Gun Kills The Past, Bullet Kills The Past?
Furi: better Afro Samurai game
Allen Wake (series): where is third game? the dark is physical, Old Gods of Asgard, Poets of the Fall
Supper Smash Bros. Series: Sector Z (original) for life, take your friends life, neutral B Falcon Punch!!!
Mario Kart/ Mario Party: ruiner of all friendships
Project Diva Series: so much music DLC
Shinigami Tensei Persona Series: they keep getting better, Persona Q was good, Curse You Insta Kills, Run from the Reapers, who is best Wifu / Husbando?
Rez: Fear is the Mind..., Dreamcast's import vibrating attachment
Ikaruga- Black to White Repeat
Shining Force Series: This is the Future!?!, you are just poor,
Tail Concerto/ Solartorobo Red the Hunter- bubble guns grapple mechs
Halo- the warthog is indestructible, rocket launcher match only
Silent Hill Series: SH2 is best game; I will fight you (there are only four games... and PT) (pyramid head can only exist in SH2), Down Coming was bad- Pat SBF
................ Do tabletop games count?
D&D: Dragons in a Dungeon?!?
I'm going to stop before this gets too long or I dive into obscurity LOL.
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Where there is smoke, there is fire!
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
Decided to try and be humorous with these:

Pokemon (series) - Drown myself in Repels
Zelda: Ocarina of Time - My pause button's broken
Zelda: Majora's Mask - My soul hurts forever
Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Damnit, drop a Core!
Super Mario World - Flew over the level
New Super Mario Bros (series) - I love wall kicking
Super Smash Bros (series) - hey gurl, lemme smash
Shovel Knight - Chaos Spheres for days
SK: Plague of Shadows - Oh crap, Float Burst!
BoxBoy (series) - I'll miss you, Qbby :(
Phoenix Wright (series) - My feels have feels
Professor Layton (series) - Not one single Picarat
Mass Effect (series) - Bring Garrus and Tali
Mortal Kombat (series) - There's never enough ninjas
Mortal Kombat 9 - He's finally human again!
Fire Emblem (series) - Time for a reset
Fire Emblem Awakening - Fire Emblem Breeding Simulator
Fire Emblem Fates - Forgot how to write
Zero Escape (series) - My mind is broken
Danganronpa (series) - Loading mind bullets; FIRE!
Pokemon Go - Please no more Paras
Pokemon Shuffle - Oh great, more ice
Etrian Odyssey (series) - I'm a cartographer now~

Here's some from my friends who don't have accounts here:

Persona 5 - No one likes you
Mario Kart (series) - Winning races, losing friends
Mario Party (series) - Winning stars, losing friends
Super Mario Sunshine - Get wet for freedom
Stardew Valley - My life is hypocrisy
Dark Souls - "It's not THAT hard..."
Warframe - Better Destiny for free
X-COM 2 - What was their name?
Sonic (modern series) - Not this crap again...
Call of Duty (series) - Ctrl C, Ctrl V
Final Fantasy XIII - Throw trash in trash
Final Fantasy XV - Hot mess dressed well
Half-Life - Shoot first, ask never
Okami - Ammy is best pupper