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Review your favorite games in 4 words or less

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by TigerKirby215, Aug 19, 2016.

  1. Cinnamaldehyde

    Cinnamaldehyde DDR Savant
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    GRID: I crashed again, rewind
    Pit People: always pick Troll Mom
    Half-Life: Story told through game-play
    Soulcalibur 2: Cassandra is op
    Half-Life 2: game-play interrupted by story
    Intralism: rhythm game without timing?
    The Talos Principle: Better that Portal? Maybe?
    Shadow Warrior: Who wants some Wang?
     
  2. Saki

    Saki Spirit of a Pro Gamer
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    (Switch) The new Zelda: Ooh, shiny thing! ... Ooh!
    (PC) Skullgirls: Block low or die.
    (DS) Ace Attorney: Always hitHold it!
    (Mobile) FE: Heroes: Go Team Ephraim Go!
    (PS4) Marvel: j.M, j.M, j.6H, j.S
     
  3. SubrosianDimitri

    SubrosianDimitri The King of Poor Decision Making
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    Here's another VN that I recently got:

    Princess Evangile: I hate the headmistress
     
  4. Nemea Lion

    Nemea Lion Backers' Beta Tester
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    Overwatch: Won't you choose healer?
    LOTR: Shadows of Mordor: Simply walking into Mordor...
    Empyrion Galactic Survival: Here comes another update!
    Digimon Heroes: Grind, collect, level-up, repeat.
    Terraria: 150 hours and counting...

    Them's Fightin' Herds: I just can't wait!
     
  5. LockeRobster

    LockeRobster Drawfriend & ALPHA Beta Tester
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    Kerbal Space Program: Just one more booster.
    Pokemon AS: Shiny Gardevoir? Waifu aquired.
    Playerunknown Battlegrounds: WHO'S SHOOTING AT ME?
    Stardew Valley: Disregard women, aquire money. (Jokes, I love you Penny <3)

    More to come.
     
  6. GreySky-GodoftheMachine

    GreySky-GodoftheMachine Fear; The Shadow of Death
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    Shenmue: What is a QTE?; time limit get good, gachapon machine or arcade?, Where Is Lan Di?, Forklift racing nuff said, VMU for the win
    Shenmue 2: QTE for best outcome, access pervious save data? (reads Shenmue (1) time and money stats Dreamcast only), get good get wrecked, Dreamcast's better voice acting, VMU Dreamcast only version
    Shenmue 3: I backed it sooo....
    Evolution World of Sacred Device (Dreamcast): It's not Final Fantasy, I want a cyframe, grinding is your friend, secret weapons are boss, how are you alive?
    Evolution Far Off Promise (the second game Dramcast): more stuff more grind, ha the new guys; that's a thing now?!, oh your alive still, access pervious save data
    Evolution Worlds (Gamecube): fist game WAY shorter, better graphics I think?, way fewer cyframes overall, no access pervious save data, why can't I grind?, Still fun but problems.
    Soul Caliber (Dreamcast): who doesn't love it?, best arcade port ever?
    Cannon Spike (Dreamcast) arcade like Capcom shooter, robo versions of charaters
    Jet Set Radio (Jet Grind Radio) (Dreamcast): North America name change, That Music is Killer!!!, The Real Grind Here, Graffiti Gangsters VS cops, best dog has skates, old rivals join party
    Jet Set Radio HD: some music gets replaced, the grind stays strong
    Jet Set Radio Future: the music got better!?!, grind or die two, one robot is good
    Ollie King (Arcade only, part of JSR Series): Great Music no port, THDHJ ripped it off
    Power Stone (Dreamcast): Give Me The Gem!
    Power Stone 2 (Dreamcast): more characters more gems
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (and JoJo's Venture (ps1)) (Dreamcast includes both versions): RIP the HD version, ORA ORA ORA ORA
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle: Ora Muda Ora Muda
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven: beat up your friends, Star Platinum The World!!!
    Sword of the Bearserk Guts Rage: in the words of Pat from Super Best Friends, Griffith did nothing wrong
    Dreamcast in general: good to bad games; easily 20 to 1, no more Dreamcast reviews, VMU for the win
    Phantasy Star Online: well sorry I lied, this is the last.... first Real online game, PSO2 for the West?
    Demons Souls: cant win don't try, weapon upgrades are weird
    Darks Souls: get good or die, grind souls to win, Sif is best Wifu - Pat SBF
    Darks Souls 2: get good or die, more souls to grind
    Blood Borne: get good with guns
    Dark Souls 3: get better than good
    Crash Bandicoot Series: just spin to win, is that a peach?
    Spyro the dragon Series: why can't I fly?, find gems and stuff
    Gitaroo-man (ps2)- non Miku rhythm game?, great music and graphics, short but also sweet
    Gitaroo-man (psp)- same game more tracks
    Enter The Gungeon: Run Gun then Die, Gun Kills The Past, Bullet Kills The Past?
    Furi: better Afro Samurai game
    Allen Wake (series): where is third game? the dark is physical, Old Gods of Asgard, Poets of the Fall
    Supper Smash Bros. Series: Sector Z (original) for life, take your friends life, neutral B Falcon Punch!!!
    Mario Kart/ Mario Party: ruiner of all friendships
    Project Diva Series: so much music DLC
    Shinigami Tensei Persona Series: they keep getting better, Persona Q was good, Curse You Insta Kills, Run from the Reapers, who is best Wifu / Husbando?
    Rez: Fear is the Mind..., Dreamcast's import vibrating attachment
    Ikaruga- Black to White Repeat
    Shining Force Series: This is the Future!?!, you are just poor,
    Tail Concerto/ Solartorobo Red the Hunter- bubble guns grapple mechs
    Halo- the warthog is indestructible, rocket launcher match only
    Silent Hill Series: SH2 is best game; I will fight you (there are only four games... and PT) (pyramid head can only exist in SH2), Down Coming was bad- Pat SBF
    ................ Do tabletop games count?
    D&D: Dragons in a Dungeon?!?
    I'm going to stop before this gets too long or I dive into obscurity LOL.
     
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  7. SmokeRulz

    SmokeRulz Where there is smoke, there is fire!
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    Decided to try and be humorous with these:

    Pokemon (series) - Drown myself in Repels
    Zelda: Ocarina of Time - My pause button's broken
    Zelda: Majora's Mask - My soul hurts forever
    Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Damnit, drop a Core!
    Super Mario World - Flew over the level
    New Super Mario Bros (series) - I love wall kicking
    Super Smash Bros (series) - hey gurl, lemme smash
    Shovel Knight - Chaos Spheres for days
    SK: Plague of Shadows - Oh crap, Float Burst!
    BoxBoy (series) - I'll miss you, Qbby :(
    Phoenix Wright (series) - My feels have feels
    Professor Layton (series) - Not one single Picarat
    Mass Effect (series) - Bring Garrus and Tali
    Mortal Kombat (series) - There's never enough ninjas
    Mortal Kombat 9 - He's finally human again!
    Fire Emblem (series) - Time for a reset
    Fire Emblem Awakening - Fire Emblem Breeding Simulator
    Fire Emblem Fates - Forgot how to write
    Zero Escape (series) - My mind is broken
    Danganronpa (series) - Loading mind bullets; FIRE!
    Pokemon Go - Please no more Paras
    Pokemon Shuffle - Oh great, more ice
    Etrian Odyssey (series) - I'm a cartographer now~

    Here's some from my friends who don't have accounts here:

    Persona 5 - No one likes you
    Mario Kart (series) - Winning races, losing friends
    Mario Party (series) - Winning stars, losing friends
    Super Mario Sunshine - Get wet for freedom
    Stardew Valley - My life is hypocrisy
    Dark Souls - "It's not THAT hard..."
    Warframe - Better Destiny for free
    X-COM 2 - What was their name?
    Sonic (modern series) - Not this crap again...
    Call of Duty (series) - Ctrl C, Ctrl V
    Final Fantasy XIII - Throw trash in trash
    Final Fantasy XV - Hot mess dressed well
    Half-Life - Shoot first, ask never
    Okami - Ammy is best pupper
     
  8. Shadow of Death

    Shadow of Death Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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    Princess.Loot.Pixel.Again - ........PrincessKill.Loot.Die.Again