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Review your favorite games in 4 words or less

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by TigerKirby215, Aug 19, 2016.

  1. TigerKirby215

    TigerKirby215 I should be doing work right now
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    Found this on another forum I browse.
    I think the idea is simple enough.

    DOTA 2 - CYKA BLYAT REPOT NOOB
    Team Fortress 2 - Where is my team?
    Awesomenauts - Two jellyfish and me.
    Killing Floor - Carrying scrubs in normal.
    Killing Floor 2 - Getting carried by scrubs.
    Skullgirls - BEOWULF IS BAE WULF.
    XCOM (2) - HOW DID YOU MISS?!
    Castle Crashers - Light Light Heavy Magic
    Crypt of the NecroDancer - I was on beat!
    Overwatch - Just pick Lucio.
     
  2. 0Zero100

    0Zero100 Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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    Kingdom Hearts (Series): Something about a key...
    Monster Hunter (Series): WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?
    The Legendary Starfy: I'm a cute starfish!
    Pokémon (Series): Gotta catch 'em all!
     
  3. Avering

    Avering Pew-Pew
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    Elite: Storymode is overrated
    (Actually, it's official "Blaze your own trail" fits into the rules as well)
    Cities:Skylines: God damn Chirpy!
    Stellaris: AI rebellions are awesome
    Counter Strike: Shooting with Parkinsons simulator
     
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  4. SubrosianDimitri

    SubrosianDimitri The King of Poor Decision Making
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    Arc Rise Fantasia - Turn-based Tales game
    Kirby - I'm a vacuum cleaner
    Team Fortress 2 - Dat 4 snipers
    Dota 2 - Like an abusive spouse
    Freedom Planet - Best modern Sonic game
    One Way Heroics - Walk left to die
    CLANNAD - Please stop cutting onions
    Katawa Shoujo - Hanako is best girl
    Dragon Quest IX - The Celestrians are dicks
     
  5. NeoTensai

    NeoTensai Twitch Streamer, Amateur Shoutcaster...
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    Here is one that doesn't need to be introduced: Cute fuzzy animals fighting (DUH)
    For all the others I will leave out the names and later post the answers.
    SHALL WE PLAY A GAME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Might Magic Castles Creatures,
    Gene splicing creatures RTS,
    Its time to D-d-d-duel!,
    Monster reached stage 3!!!,
    shooty strealy automobiley game,
    guilty prove innocence stealth,
    gotta go fast platformer,
    diablo-esque RPG Tala Moana!,
    diablo-esque RPG shooter BADASS,
    step step jump hold,
    C.Mk qcf P Fireball,
    Space minecraft-esque planet exploration,
    I have more but these will do for now if you like and want to play more then I will post more.

    EDIT: Naming the games in order:
    Heroes of might and magic,
    Impossible Creatures,
    Yu-gi-oh,
    Evolve,
    GTA,
    Dishonored,
    Sonic The Hedgehog,
    Path of Exile,
    Borderlands,
    DDR/ Stepmania,
    SF V,
    No man's Sky.
     
    #5 NeoTensai, Aug 19, 2016
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  6. Shadow of Death

    Shadow of Death Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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    Rogue Legacy - Mutated Progeny Meat Grinder
    Skyrim - Knee Shooting Simulator +Dragons
    Fallout/TES - Carry Armory, Toothpick Overencumbers
     
  7. V.A.a.M.P.P

    V.A.a.M.P.P The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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    Portal 2: Cake is a meme
    Mario Games: It's a me, Mario
    Splatoon: Your a Squid now
     
  8. D96

    D96 Michigan Wolverines Fanatic
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    Fallout: "War, war never changes."
    Halo: pretty cool guy
    The Elder Scrolls: "You are over-encumbered!"
    Warcraft III: Endless custom games
    Dawn of War: Massive death battles + explosions
    Dawn of War II: Tactical death battles + explosions
    Overwatch: "It's high noon..."
    Super Mario World: Cape > everything
    Mass Effect: "Tell me about X..."
    Dragon Age: Fantasy Europe - The Game
     
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  9. TyphlUpgrade

    TyphlUpgrade When the Eleven-Day Empire eats the sky...
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    Doom: Rip and tear!
    Destiny: Almost a Halo clone
    TF2: Hats are very expensive
    Super Metroid: Vampire jellyfish imprints
    Godville: The hero is drunk
    Pokemon: Illegal slave animal brawling
    Kingdom Hearts: Mickey Mouse RPG
    Evolve: The Gorgon cometh
     
  10. Kegradigm

    Kegradigm Professional Heister
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    Titanfall: Michael Bay is proud
    PAYDAY 2: Don't act dumb.
    Hearthstone: "My greetings." "Well played."
    FTL: Everything is on fire
    Hotline Miami: Press R to restart
    Monster Hunter Generations: Staying in Pokke Village.
     
  11. Rocketknightgeek

    Rocketknightgeek Backers' Beta Tester
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    NiGHTS - The Feeling of Flight.
    Bayonetta - Kill gods, be fabulous.
    Fighters in general - For F**KS sake, BLOCK! (this for when trying to teach newer players)
     
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    Bardiel Crowdfund Backer
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    The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth - Kill with deadly tears
    Mega Man 2 - Pew pew pew
     
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    Avering Pew-Pew
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    Fallout 4 survival mode: What is immune system?
    Planetbase: Eat, you moron!
    Red orchestra 2: Charging into machineguns simulator.
    Rising storm: Banzaaaaaai!
     
  14. Proxyvirus

    Proxyvirus That Dragonshy Person
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    Monster Hunter: kill, smith, repeat
    Tekken: Anyone can kick A$$
    Soul Calibur: blue or red sword?
    Animal Crossing: Soothing time killer
    Smash bros: just one more match
    Tomodach life: Shipping the game
    Senran Kagura: Totally ninjas
    Skyrim: what mods you have?
     
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    Metal Gear: Sneak Choke Smoke Explode!
    Doom: Shoot Shoot Shoot SHOOT!
    Overwatch: Spray Wait Ultimate POTG
    Castlevania: Jump Whip Candles Monsters
     
  16. LoveIsBlue

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    Pokemon: Definitely not cockfighting
    100% Orange Juice: Mario Party with animu.
    Skullgirls: Jiggling surprisingly doesn't distract.
    Terraria: Built a "simple house"
    Mario Kart: Learn to hate blue.
    Binding of Isaac: Little boy's bad day.
    Wakfu: The grind never ends.

    That's about all I can think of for now.
     
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  17. Crym4x

    Crym4x What do you mean i can't use a bucket as a hat
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    Binding of Issac: AfterBirth - You kill Satan
    Super Meat Boy- Dead Dead OH! Dead
    Tabletop Simulator -resist to flip table
    Risk of Rain- Their everywhere!!!!!
    Dynasty Warriors - peasant warrior killing simulator
    Dark souls- You have died
     
  18. Solvandus

    Solvandus Chin Piece
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    • Super Smash Bros 64 - "We fight a glove!"
    • Crash Bandicoot - "Orange Bandicoot, Blue Pants"
    • LittleBigPlanet 2 - "Demonic vacuum from hell"
    • Tabletop Simulator - "Thank GOD for Undo"
    • Destiny - "Crawl to light cap"
    • Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards - "That one factory level"
    • Animal Crossing: New Leaf - "Got chores to do"
    • The Binding of Isaac - "Cry her heart out"
    • Battleblock Theatre - "He pooped to death"
    • Tales of Symphonia - "Wow that plot twist" (Alt. "We'll save the world!")
    • Terraria - "2 dimensions, endless possibilities"
    • Undertale - "I can't True Reset."
    • Epic Battle Fantasy 4 - "Stop clicking on them."
    • Left 4 Dead 2 - "Seriously, play with friends"
    • Monopoly - "My friend the dictator" (Boardgame bonus~!)
     
  19. Delusional Dreamer

    Delusional Dreamer Fœnum iCloud

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    Them's Fightin' Herds: HOLY HYPE METER BATMAN!
     
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  20. A88mph

    A88mph Game Maker and Starship Captain.
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    Simple but sad review for all of my favorite games, witch are as follows:
    Starfleet Command
    Star Fleet Battles
    Yugioh (Classic Generations)
    Star Trek: Fleet Captains
    Star Trek: Attack Wing
    Dice Masters
    Heroclix
    Civilization 5
    And more....

    Nobody.... Wants.... To.... Play! (with me) :(
     
  21. Angel Beat

    Angel Beat ~I won't take the easy road~
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    Star Trek Online: Space, the final frontier...
     
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    Rich Jammer By the Numbers Accountant
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    DiRT series: Please, please, don't crash
    Terraria: Pillage the environment simulator
    Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops/ Peace walker/ Phantom Pain: Kidnap the enemy simulator
     
  23. Stridershy

    Stridershy The King Of Goat Style
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    Doom: Big guns, bigger guns.
    Mortal Kombat: Head punching glory.
    Monster Hunter: [White Fatalis Theme Plays]
    BlazBlue: I can't do it.
    Overwatch: Y'all need a Soldier?
    Binding Of Issac: Local Hero goes mad.
    Marvel Vs Capcom: Dante/Vergil/Wesker
    Killer Instinct: Just play Cinder.
    New Killer Instinct: Just play Cinder!
    Diablo: SPIN 2 WIN!
     
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  24. Oreo

    Oreo Keepin' It Stylish
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    Devil May Cry 4 - The floor is lava.
     
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    NeoTensai Twitch Streamer, Amateur Shoutcaster...
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    TFH- Waiting for the Beta
    XD
     
  26. OCisbestungulate

    OCisbestungulate Always watching you
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    Dungeons And Dragons - My dice killed me.
    13th Age - DnD, but possibly better.
    Defiance - Borderlands, but in LA
    Overwatch - Memeteam is best team.
    Heroes of Might and Magic 4 - The installment nobody loved.
    Thief (the first two) - Real professionals don't kill.
    Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge - Yuri's side is broken. (The Soviets are the best side to play anyway.)
     
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    Cinnamaldehyde DDR Savant
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    MELTY BLOOD: Air dashing isn't scary
    Audiourf: Sliiiiiiiide to the right
    Dungeons of Dredmor: Turn it into lutefisk
    Kirby's Air Ride: Must, beat, King Dedede!
    Borderlands: Is this gun better?
    Paper Mario (64): Bow is best partner
    Street Fighter II: Dat dadat dadaaaaa
    Monster Rancher: Just, one more disk
    Killer Instinct: C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
     
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    Disgaea: ALL THESE LEVEL-UPS!
     
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    Shadow of Death Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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    Dupe all the legendaries.

    Or at least the non-cruddy ones. Seriously, some of them just suck.

    Kill 9999's with 1's

    Because you can even level up equipment in the games.
     
  30. SubrosianDimitri

    SubrosianDimitri The King of Poor Decision Making
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    Visual Novel Edition:
    Harmonia - Warm Orange Powapowa Soup
    Higurashi - Rural teens go insane
    Hatoful Boyfriend - Nageki is best pigeon
    Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star - Nageki still best pigeon
    Kiss for the Petals - Yuri, that is all
    Planetarian - Why did everything break?
     
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    S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series:


    Shadow of Chernobyl - "чики ьрики в дамку"
    Clear Sky - "STOP JAMMING ON ME!!!"
    Call of Pripyat - "I'd rather play SoC."


    Monster Girl Quest Part 1 - Better than I thought.
    Monster Girl Quest Part 2 - Philosophical debates, Societal Commentary.
    Monster Girl Quest Part 3 - Better story than Inception.
     
  32. Tox

    Tox Ms. Fortune is best pone
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    Skullgirls - HOT 2D FIGHTING!
    Kingdom Hearts - FF for casuals
    Batman: Arkham City - I'm BATMAN!
     
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    NiGHTS into Dreams - flying feels so fluid
    Undertale - Typical approach betrays intent
    .Hack series - Red herrings galore
    Disgaea 5 - Common sense hinders
    Skullgirls - stunning, stylish, and fun
    SFV - Great when it works...
    Blazblue:CF - More expansions, less disks
    Final Fantasy IX - Stunning sights and sounds
    Shantae:HGH - Laugh while you play
    Dark Souls: Genius design, bugs galore
     
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    Overwatch: Can't stop won't stop.
     
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    RustleRustle Sentinel Titan, Fireteam "Hold My Beer, Guardian"

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    Spyro - Purple lizard does things.
    Destiny - Ball gives awesome powers.
    DOOM - Guns and demons galore.
    Fallout 4 - Settlements need your help.
    Warframe - Space ninjas with guns.
     
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    CactusPearGamer Sheep Dude
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    Overwatch - ELO hell is fun.
    Mibibli's Quest - Sweet suffering... and wieners.
    Skullgirls - My fighting game introduction.
    Rivals of Aether - Super Smash Furries Melee.
    Binding of Isaac: Rebirth - That's another run broken.
    OneShot - Retroactive Undertale ripoff.
    Wario Land 4: My childhood was fat.
     
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    PixelGrip94 Games, Movies, Music, & Ponies!
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    Kingdom Hearts - Best official fanfic evah
    Kingdom Hearts 2 - Fun combat, confusing story
    Ratchet and Clank (series) - So many great weapons
    The Last of Us - No, I'm not crying

    More to come later
     
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    PixelGrip94 Games, Movies, Music, & Ponies!
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    Portal - A good sample
    Portal 2 - SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
    Resident Evil 4 - God damn it, Ashley
    Shadow of the Colossus - Ugh, gotta climb again
    Dead Space - Oh no, more vents
    Dead Space 2 - Come at me, necromorphs
    (Ultra/Super) Street Fighter IV - Ugh, another Ryu player
     
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    Fallout 1: Water purified.
    Osu: I missed that!?!
    Audiosurf 2: Restart button.
    Skull girls: I cant win once!!!
    Garry's mod: LOOK OUT!
    Half-life: "It's not shutting down!"
    Rust: Friendly? *Snap*
     
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  40. SubrosianDimitri

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    A few more to add to the list:
    Wario Land 3: Get hurt to win
    N++: Pure and punishing platforming
    Nitroplus Blasterz: Waifus fighting other waifus
    Dragon Quest VII: This game is LONG!
    Dragon Quest IV: Psaro, the original Sephiroth
    Cthulhu Saves the World: Everyone is lovably stupid
    Runner2: Run, Die, Back, Retry