Dear god, please allow the beta to be playable. I wasn't scheduled all week this week and have a lot of work next week, it was supposed to be out. I bet it was the snake people, damn snake people trying to stop me from enjoying my ungulates. I tell you its a conspiracy, the snake people kidnapped all the devs.
I recently made a post which made me contemplate the overtones of being a jar of cranberry sauce, like if I was a jar of cranberry sauce would I like myself because I don't like cranberry sauce. Though I suppose if I was a jar of cranberry sauce I wouldn't realize I used to be a human who didn't enjoy cranberries. If I had the ability to think as a jar of cranberry sauce I would only wonder one thing, does Bruno Mars is gay?