Pun for the Whole Family

[Cinnamaldehyde]

De-railing a thread.
A thread is a length of string. String can be made from wool. Wool can come from alpaca's fur. Paprika is an alpaca.
A rail is used to define a path. A path is a track laid down for traverse. Traverse means to pass through.

"What am I doing?" you ask.

Spoiler: pun

I am

Spoiler: wait for it...

pulling your leg. I don't have a pun

Spoiler: or do I?

But I did string you on.

 

[Rich Jammer]

There's really no reason for the "pun game" thread not to happen in here instead, so topics have been merged.

ENJOY YOUR NEW ROOMMATES.

I have e-merged from my slumber. I didn't know there was a second pun thread?

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

I have e-merged from my slumber. I didn't know there was a second pun thread?

Yeah, sorta. I kind of forgot about this thread's existence and made a pun game thread thing. Wool ewe forgive me?

 

[Rich Jammer]

Yeah, sorta. I kind of forgot about this thread's existence and made a pun game thread thing. Wool ewe forgive me?

Angora get you for making a competing pun thread. Ewe went off the sheep end with that one and was frankly a dis-graze. Just know that I lamb gonna bleat ewe up. But scratch that, I forgive ewe cuz I got mutton but love for ewe.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

Angora get you for making a competing pun thread. Ewe went off the sheep end with that one and was frankly a dis-graze. Just know that I lamb gonna bleat ewe up. But scratch that, I forgive ewe cuz I got mutton but love for ewe.

Holy sheep that's a lot of puns. I'm going to go out on a lamb and say it took ewe quite some time to think of those. Honestly, I'm a faun. You bleat me to it with the idea of making a pun thread, and I can tell you love puns as deerly as I do. I'll type more soon, but I goat to go.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Here's a Lord of the Rings joke for you.

Why was Tree beard the funnest guy in the series?
Because he was very Ent-tertaining

 

[NeoTensai]

Here's a Lord of the Rings joke for you.

Why was Tree beard the funnest guy in the series?
Because he was very Ent-tertaining

And yet you wonder why you are the infamous pun guy

 

[Avering]

And yet you wonder why you are the infamous pun guy

At least his puns does not make me want to drown myself in a spoonful of water.

 

[NeoTensai]

Well it does take special taillent to make puns so terrariable that they make people feel like they are spinning around and trying to hold down their lunch.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Hey! Can we name the bell on Pom's neck Isabelle? Cause, you know, it "is a bell".

 

[Firekirby]

Hey! Can we name the bell on Pom's neck Isabelle? Cause, you know, it "is a bell".

That has a nice ring to it

 

[TwistedSheep]

Hey! Can we name the bell on Pom's neck Isabelle? Cause, you know, it "is a bell".

Don't mind me, I'm just chiming in to say I like that idea

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

I've told this joke of mine once before on this board and I don't think it got any responses and made me a little sad because I was stupidly proud of it. But I think I realize now the issue all along was that it really belonged in this thread.

So a lot of people refer to Oleander as "Ollie" for short. And so I can't help but think, can Ollie... do an ollie?

And, and, stay with me on this. Let's say there's this band of oxen, that are in grave danger. They're trapped, with no escape, and the only way to save them is with a particularly sweet ollie. Should that be the case... should that scenario present itself to Oleander, then I have but one, piercing question...

Spoiler

Could Ollie ollie oxen free?

 

[Rich Jammer]

 

[Rich Jammer]

An Ari Anti-Air move that knocks your opponent on their ass should be called Dairy Air.

 

[Tox]

If the devs really love us they will make that real^

 

[Rich Jammer]

She sure loves her firearms...

 

[Rich Jammer]

Polar Bear talking to Pom in a winter level:
"Snow ice to meat ewe"

 

[Rich Jammer]

If Pom and her puppies were in a sitcom would it be called Barks and Recreation?

 

[Tox]

Fan to Sia: R u sia?

Sia: No. I'm Australian.

 

[Rich Jammer]

It's a calm night with many stars shooting across the sky when suddenly one of them abruptly changes course. It flies towards the leader of the Huoshan Empire streaking across the sky flinging debris into the atmosphere. It lands in front of the throne in between two rows of stoic guards. A voice bellows from the landing site obscured in flame and ash "You summoned me your highness?" As the smoke clears, Tianhuo is revealed kneeling with her head bowed down. A regal figure from the throne responds
"No need for the fancy entrance. You don't need to empress me."

 

[Rich Jammer]

Q: How many children would Arizona have?

A: She would have Tucsons.

 

[Rich Jammer]

If there was a salt-encrusted falcon statuette, would it be called the Saltese Falcon?

 

[Avering]

Depends. I mean, if left out in the rain it might just become a Meltese Falcon.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Does Pom or Paprika have any armoured moves? Cause I wanna call it the Steel Wool maneuver.

 

[Tox]

And it should do Vampire damage to health or meter. Then you could call it Steal Wool

 

[Rich Jammer]

What do you call a goat that congratulates itself too much?

A gloat...

 

[QuoteMarks]

I don't want this thread forgotten about till the cows come home, and therefor, would like to present a range of puns on hope of bringing it back. This Thread has been frozen since before I got here, and I have decided to take the reins to get it moving again. If I my puns seem to subdued it is because I would prefer to shepherd those to this thread who would otherwise not flock to it. It needs to be subtle in order to bring others into striking distance and light the flame. So I attempt keep my puns shadowy to prevent the groanups from being scared away. This is a forum so I can't really tempt people with over enthusiastic hugs and kisses.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Well if we are reviving a thread, can I say I have an OC I'm using for Snow's DnD campaign named Mary, I'm thinking she might adopt a lamb. Would Mary then have a little lamb?

 

[QuoteMarks]

What would you prefer a Lamborghini, a Cadillac, a Unicycle, a Hot-rod, or an Icebreaker. Ah' pack your bags.

 

[ty4brawl]

What would you prefer a Lamborghini, a Cadillac, a Unicycle, a Hot-rod, or an Icebreaker. Ah' pack your bags.

I believe you mean a cattle-ac

 

[Naughta_Noob]

Why is it hard to believe what a griffyn tells you? Because they're always half-lion

And to double up:
I believe that if someone uses a mule for a job that they're just half-assing it

 

[Tox]

I once got busy with my bedside table.
Next day they moved out.
Sometimes I catch myself wondering if the two of us woulda worked ...if I had taken the time to grab their number. But, alas, they will remain...my one nightstand.

 

[QuoteMarks]

Some music used to leave me a quivering and Quaverin' in my boots, but in ain't an eighth as intresting now.
Hopefully this doesn't mean I'm a quarter of a Crotchety stick in the mud.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Agent: Bite marks indicate he was killed by a wolf.
Detective: This predator better start preying...

Detective: because I'm on the hunt.

YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Won't Get Foaled Again by The Huo starts playing

 

[OCisbestungulate]

So, I have to ask: Is Tian's mother a ... long ma?

 

[Naughta_Noob]

This is an extension for what I stated during the last Foenatics stream, but...

People in chat were calling out Rich here for hiding and someone went: "What are you talking about? It's just a rock cop" which prompted me to think up an 80's show intro:
By day, he's ordinary husband Flint Stone, but by night he takes to the streets as Rock Cop. Remember, when you need someone who's boulder in the face of danger, call Rock Cop

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Why are Longmas the best rappers?

They are always spitting fire.

 

[Naughta_Noob]

You know, I would've expected something called the "dogwood tree" to have thicker bark than it actually does.

 

[QuoteMarks]

How did the Omega Wolves escape the Hold.

Spoiler: Quick Hide!!!

By wearing sheep's clothing.