Pun for the Whole Family

Cinnamaldehyde

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De-railing a thread.
A thread is a length of string. String can be made from wool. Wool can come from alpaca's fur. Paprika is an alpaca.
A rail is used to define a path. A path is a track laid down for traverse. Traverse means to pass through.

"What am I doing?" you ask.

I am
pulling your leg. I don't have a pun
But I did string you on.
 
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Rich Jammer

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Yeah, sorta. I kind of forgot about this thread's existence and made a pun game thread thing. Wool ewe forgive me?
Angora get you for making a competing pun thread. Ewe went off the sheep end with that one and was frankly a dis-graze. Just know that I lamb gonna bleat ewe up. But scratch that, I forgive ewe cuz I got mutton but love for ewe.
 
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Delusional Dreamer

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Angora get you for making a competing pun thread. Ewe went off the sheep end with that one and was frankly a dis-graze. Just know that I lamb gonna bleat ewe up. But scratch that, I forgive ewe cuz I got mutton but love for ewe.
Holy sheep that's a lot of puns. I'm going to go out on a lamb and say it took ewe quite some time to think of those. Honestly, I'm a faun. You bleat me to it with the idea of making a pun thread, and I can tell you love puns as deerly as I do. I'll type more soon, but I goat to go.
 
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TheOneZeelOne

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I've told this joke of mine once before on this board and I don't think it got any responses and made me a little sad because I was stupidly proud of it. But I think I realize now the issue all along was that it really belonged in this thread.

So a lot of people refer to Oleander as "Ollie" for short. And so I can't help but think, can Ollie... do an ollie?



And, and, stay with me on this. Let's say there's this band of oxen, that are in grave danger. They're trapped, with no escape, and the only way to save them is with a particularly sweet ollie. Should that be the case... should that scenario present itself to Oleander, then I have but one, piercing question...

Could Ollie ollie oxen free?
 

Rich Jammer

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It's a calm night with many stars shooting across the sky when suddenly one of them abruptly changes course. It flies towards the leader of the Huoshan Empire streaking across the sky flinging debris into the atmosphere. It lands in front of the throne in between two rows of stoic guards. A voice bellows from the landing site obscured in flame and ash "You summoned me your highness?" As the smoke clears, Tianhuo is revealed kneeling with her head bowed down. A regal figure from the throne responds
"No need for the fancy entrance. You don't need to empress me."
 

QuoteMarks

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I don't want this thread forgotten about till the cows come home, and therefor, would like to present a range of puns on hope of bringing it back. This Thread has been frozen since before I got here, and I have decided to take the reins to get it moving again. If I my puns seem to subdued it is because I would prefer to shepherd those to this thread who would otherwise not flock to it. It needs to be subtle in order to bring others into striking distance and light the flame. So I attempt keep my puns shadowy to prevent the groanups from being scared away. This is a forum so I can't really tempt people with over enthusiastic hugs and kisses.
 

Naughta_Noob

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This is an extension for what I stated during the last Foenatics stream, but...
Rock Cop.png

People in chat were calling out Rich here for hiding and someone went: "What are you talking about? It's just a rock cop" which prompted me to think up an 80's show intro:
By day, he's ordinary husband Flint Stone, but by night he takes to the streets as Rock Cop. Remember, when you need someone who's boulder in the face of danger, call Rock Cop
 
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