Pun for the Whole Family

[DungeonMiner]

That was Mod-erately funny.

...

What do you mean I've already done that one? Fine, I'll Admin-t that I did, as long as you manager to come up with better ones.

 

[Klint]

Oh deer, all of the poms here. This is rather pun-ishing to witness.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Velvet is top-deer, she is so cool that she would make any foenum.

 

[Horsebucking Ponymaggot]

Velvet is top-deer, she is so cool that she would make any foenum.

Oh deer, I disagree that she is the top, rei(g)n(ing)deer...she is pretty cool doe.

 

[Rich Jammer]

When Arizona hears a Ludacris song on the radio she starts singing "Moo $#%@ get out da whey! Get out da whey!"

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

Or when Arizona sees someone getting angry she says "don't have a cow, man"

 

[Rich Jammer]

Oh! Gotta make puns for @StuartFerguson and @Whitetail

Q: What does it say on the title screen for TFH?
A: "Press Stuart"

Q: What is Mane6's favorite ungulate?
A: Whitetail-ed deer.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Q: What do you say to a Mane6 dev that looks tired?
A: Well I would Lindsay they've seen beta days.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Q: If Ms. Faust were to team up again with ManeSix to do a crime investigation game with animals, what would it be called?

A: It would be called:
LAUREN ORDER
SV-EWE

 

[OCisbestungulate]

You know what the best thing about the fanbase of TFH's is?

The Rich diversity of it.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Plus we got Whitetale and RC88 making up some sweet jams to rock out to.

 

[Rich Jammer]

You know what the best thing about the fanbase of TFH's is?

The Rich diversity of it.

Plus we got Whitetale and RC88 making up some sweet jams to rock out to.

You haven't posted in this thread for quite a while.
To that I say "Long time OC"

 

[OCisbestungulate]

You haven't posted in this thread for quite a while.
To that I say "Long time OC"

It's been a long-ma time indeed.

 

[0Zero100]

Howl is everybody? Haven't seen any posts here in a while, could say that this thread has had a pretty ruff time!
Oh, geeze, I hate myself for that, can one hate one's own puns?

 

[DungeonMiner]

We all hate our own. They are our own pun-ishment.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Q: What do you call a pastry that you eat with your little finger?
A: You call it a "Party Hoers"

Q: What do you call it when a vampire (from that famous book and movie series) shines in the sun?
A: You call it a "Purple Smart"

Q: What do you call a hydraulic device used to lift a vehicle shaped like a fruit?
A: You call it an "Background Orange"

 

[Avering]

Q: What do you call a pastry that you eat with your little finger?
A: You call it a "Party Horse"

Q: What do you call it when a vampire (from that famous book and movie series) shines in the sun?
A: You call it a "Nappy's Ex-Waifu"

Q: What do you call a hydraulic device used to lift a vehicle shaped like a fruit?
A: You call it an "Background Orange"

It took a shameful amount of time to get these.

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

So i just found this on my dash and had an amazing idea, and now i edited it to make the first visual pun on this thread, enjoy

 

[Avering]

You should've edited a picture with the Qf 1 or 2 pounder with Pom manning it.

 

[Rich Jammer]

These ice puns seem appropriate for Velvet:

 

[Firekirby]

Well that was one heck of a necropost. I think you just need to chill out, bro. Cool off for a bit, then come back later with some more nice content. After all, giving this thread a cold shoulder after that wouldn't be very cool. There's snow more excuses either, so ice suspect to see more quality content here, lest the thread be taken in the cold embrace of death once more.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

This thread suddenly became,

A-Mei-zing

 

[Rich Jammer]

Well that was one heck of a necropost. I think you just need to chill out, bro. Cool off for a bit, then come back later with some more nice content. After all, giving this thread a cold shoulder after that wouldn't be very cool. There's snow more excuses either, so ice suspect to see more quality content here, lest the thread be taken in the cold embrace of death once more.

Well I wanted to share the vid but I didn't snow where to put it. So I took a chance and rolled the d-ice.

 

[DungeonMiner]

Not that big a fan of Mei, she's kinda an Ice Queen.

 

[Firekirby]

Not that big a fan of Mei, she's kinda an Ice Queen.

Hey, at least she doesn't give people the cold shoulder like other heroines have done.

 

[Avering]

She's too cool to give those hot teammates the cold shoulder. She likes to chill out with them, so they can warm up to her.

 

[Aardvark]

Congratulations, people. We've hit Arnie level Puns.

 

[DungeonMiner]

Then we have done good work.

I'll be back...

With another pun later.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

Someone had to do it.

Rules:

1. Say puns or jokes about a topic.
2. Try not to repeat puns or jokes.
3. When all/most puns/jokes have been said (or when a new topic is needed/wanted) someone should post a new topic.

Example:
Person One: Topic: Horses.
Person Two: Hold your horses, this topic is doesn't seem very stable.
Person Three: Yeah, it probably won't go on furlong.

Starting Topic:
Them's Fightin' Herds.

EDIT: Ignore this, thread has been merged.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

If you use Ari's lasso perfectly to throw your opponent about, does that make you an Arizoner?

Spoiler: question

Just a quick question. Your examples are both limited to one pun each, is that a rule?

 

[SubrosianDimitri]

Don't we already have a pun thread?

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

If you use Ari's lasso perfectly to throw your opponent about, does that make you an Arizoner?

Spoiler: question

Just a quick question. Your examples are both limited to one pun each, is that a rule?

I bet it would, I also bet that if you could then your foes would cower at the mere thought of you, and if you could do that nobody would put you out to pasture.
Also there's no limit per sentence/comment or whatnot.

Don't we already have a pun thread?

I checked, it doesn't seem we do. That Jammer guy is pretty rich with puns, maybe you saw him make a pun on his art thread. Or something.

 

[Avering]

I checked, it doesn't seem we do.

There is one, called Pun for all the family methinks.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

There is one, called Pun for all the family methinks.

This thread is slightly different because it packages the puns in more of a game style than the other thread.
I dunno, I guess we will let the devs decide.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

This thread is slightly different because it packages the puns in more of a game style than the other thread.
I dunno, I guess we will let the devs decide.

Oh, huh, I guess I should delete this or ask a dev to close it. My baaad.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Oh, huh, I guess I should delete this or ask a dev to close it. My baaad.

Don't you mean, Bahd?

 

[Avering]

This is a forum game, while the other is just a general pun thread, so I don't think it needs to be nuked. And I think the launch codes for them were taken away from us anyways.

Now that is out of the way, shall we see what puns we can link together?
Since the previous one was derailed by me, let's start with a different one.
Topic:
Derailed ungulates.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

This is a forum game, while the other is just a general pun thread, so I don't think it needs to be nuked. And I think the launch codes for them were taken away from us anyways.

Now that is out of the way, shall we see what puns we can link together?
Since the previous one was derailed by me, let's start with a different one.
Topic:
Derailed ungulates.

The shear power of the soon-to-be conducted puns makes one cower in awe.

 

[Mane6Dev]

There's really no reason for the "pun game" thread not to happen in here instead, so topics have been merged.

ENJOY YOUR NEW ROOMMATES.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

There's really no reason for the "pun game" thread not to happen in here instead, so topics have been merged.

ENJOY YOUR NEW ROOMMATES.

Yeah, sorry about that. Also this kind of stuff is why you guys are and will forever be my favorite game devs.