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Klint

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Oh deer, all of the poms here. This is rather pun-ishing to witness.
 

Rich Jammer

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0Zero100

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Howl is everybody? Haven't seen any posts here in a while, could say that this thread has had a pretty ruff time!
Oh, geeze, I hate myself for that, can one hate one's own puns?
 

Rich Jammer

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Q: What do you call a pastry that you eat with your little finger?
A: You call it a "Party Hoers"

Q: What do you call it when a vampire (from that famous book and movie series) shines in the sun?
A: You call it a "Purple Smart"

Q: What do you call a hydraulic device used to lift a vehicle shaped like a fruit?
A: You call it an "Background Orange"
 

Avering

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Q: What do you call a pastry that you eat with your little finger?
A: You call it a "Party Horse"

Q: What do you call it when a vampire (from that famous book and movie series) shines in the sun?
A: You call it a "Nappy's Ex-Waifu"

Q: What do you call a hydraulic device used to lift a vehicle shaped like a fruit?
A: You call it an "Background Orange"
It took a shameful amount of time to get these.
 

Firekirby

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Well that was one heck of a necropost. I think you just need to chill out, bro. Cool off for a bit, then come back later with some more nice content. After all, giving this thread a cold shoulder after that wouldn't be very cool. There's snow more excuses either, so ice suspect to see more quality content here, lest the thread be taken in the cold embrace of death once more.
 
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Rich Jammer

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Well that was one heck of a necropost. I think you just need to chill out, bro. Cool off for a bit, then come back later with some more nice content. After all, giving this thread a cold shoulder after that wouldn't be very cool. There's snow more excuses either, so ice suspect to see more quality content here, lest the thread be taken in the cold embrace of death once more.
Well I wanted to share the vid but I didn't snow where to put it. So I took a chance and rolled the d-ice.
 

Avering

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She's too cool to give those hot teammates the cold shoulder. She likes to chill out with them, so they can warm up to her.
 

Delusional Dreamer

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Someone had to do it.

Rules:
  1. Say puns or jokes about a topic.
  2. Try not to repeat puns or jokes.
  3. When all/most puns/jokes have been said (or when a new topic is needed/wanted) someone should post a new topic.
Example:
Person One: Topic: Horses.
Person Two: Hold your horses, this topic is doesn't seem very stable.
Person Three: Yeah, it probably won't go on furlong.

Starting Topic:
Them's Fightin' Herds.

EDIT: Ignore this, thread has been merged.
 
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Cinnamaldehyde

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If you use Ari's lasso perfectly to throw your opponent about, does that make you an Arizoner?
Just a quick question. Your examples are both limited to one pun each, is that a rule?
 
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Delusional Dreamer

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If you use Ari's lasso perfectly to throw your opponent about, does that make you an Arizoner?
Just a quick question. Your examples are both limited to one pun each, is that a rule?
I bet it would, I also bet that if you could then your foes would cower at the mere thought of you, and if you could do that nobody would put you out to pasture.
Also there's no limit per sentence/comment or whatnot.
Don't we already have a pun thread?
I checked, it doesn't seem we do. That Jammer guy is pretty rich with puns, maybe you saw him make a pun on his art thread. Or something.
 
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Avering

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This is a forum game, while the other is just a general pun thread, so I don't think it needs to be nuked. And I think the launch codes for them were taken away from us anyways.

Now that is out of the way, shall we see what puns we can link together?
Since the previous one was derailed by me, let's start with a different one.
Topic:
Derailed ungulates.
 

Delusional Dreamer

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This is a forum game, while the other is just a general pun thread, so I don't think it needs to be nuked. And I think the launch codes for them were taken away from us anyways.

Now that is out of the way, shall we see what puns we can link together?
Since the previous one was derailed by me, let's start with a different one.
Topic:
Derailed ungulates.
The shear power of the soon-to-be conducted puns makes one cower in awe.
 
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