Pun for the Whole Family

[Rich Jammer]

The Does (plural of Doe, a deer, a female deer) and don'ts of the of the Global foerum rules don't specify anything about puns. So puns are harmless right? Ibex to differ.

Deer members,

So as not to annoy other readers on porpoise please unload all puns here. Whatever floats your goat.
So no need to be sheepish as I guarantee all the members will fawn over you.

 

[Stunthead]

Listen Dock, I hate to Stifle your enthusiasm but I Hoof got a Haunch the mods are gonna think this thread is Croup. Ergot, it's probably for the Crest if you Loin your lesson and put it out to Pastern before you and this whole thread Fet-locked. But Flank-ly, Wither or not you say "Neigh" is up to you.

That was painful. I'm going to pretend I didn't just spend half an hour doing that.

 

[StopShot]

No, stop. No one asked for this. This is a baaaaah-d idea.

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

Yip, yip, even the little pups would be annoyed.

 

[Aardvark]

I herd something about puns, so I had to flock on down here to show off my punning stile.

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

I herd something about puns, so I had to flock on down here to show off my punning stile.

Did you smell this thread's pungent aroma?

 

[CamTSB]

Thread moved to Off topic.

 

[Firekirby]

I was gonna try coming up with something, but the pressure is more than I can bear. I think I'll leaf this to the pros.

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

I was gonna try coming up with something, but the pressure is more than I can bear. I think I'll leaf this to the pros.

Sadly... we're all just cons.

 

[Firekirby]

Sadly... we're all just cons.

You seem more like artists to me.

 

[Ambris]

I'm terrible at making good puns, so I'll just sit here and enjoy the show

 

[NightLexic]

So the count to 100 i think is already full of more puns than here

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Number puns are for 3 thinkers.

 

[Firekirby]

Number puns are for 3 thinkers.

Oh come now, no need 4 that.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Oh come now, no need 4 that.

1 disagree.

 

[Firekirby]

1 disagree.

Back 2 the number thread with you.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Aww, come now. There's no need for that kind of -(behavior)!

 

[Firekirby]

Aww, come now. There's no need for that kind of -(behavior)!

Man, I'm not sure I can compete with such a punctual post.

 

[DungeonMiner]

Well, I'm too late for punctual jokes. But the timing on that delivery was amazing.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

This is the best fred on the wholeander board.

That comment was as chill as ice, and as smooth as velvet.

 

[DungeonMiner]

Yeah, but Velvet's an Ice Queen.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Aww, dude! That's just cold!

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

Hou now, let's maybe not tick her off tian.

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

You guys are walking on thin ice

 

[Firekirby]

You guys are walking on thin ice

Chill. No one here has any beef with Velvet.

 

[DungeonMiner]

Speaking of meat, Venison is dear to my heart.

 

[Firekirby]

Speaking of meat, Venison is dear to my heart.

Really? Sounds good. I'll have to go bison.

 

[Necroceine]

Hey my grandpa used to steak out deer. Gave me some from his freezer one time.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

I like milking stake for all it's worth.

 

[Rich Jammer]

Thread moved to Off topic.

You should have said "Thread MOO-ved to Off Topic"

 

[DungeonMiner]

You expected her to have a sense of humor? She's very Mod-erate.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

The Poms have moved. The virus is spreading. Soon, they will bee everywhere...

 

[LockeRobster]

The Poms have moved. The virus is spreading. Soon, they will bee everywhere...

I just had ro join in on this outbreak of puns. Its so infectious.

 

[drawmesunshine]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun

 

[DungeonMiner]

I'll see if I can't snake one in for you.

 

[Crym4x]

Why don't you slither one in, it may be a smooth entrance

 

[Sigmath Bits]

I herd something about a pungulate Foerum? Why that sounds fawntastic!
And of chorse I must join, ewe bet I ram! (Alternate: ewe bet I lamb!)
On wether or not this is a goat idea, I cattle [can't tell]. But I think we'll bovine.

Now it would only be fur if I posted one of my terrible and longmand convoluted puns
There was a Pegasus in charge of the cloud positions in Manehatten. In Manehattan they had an odd cloud organizational system.
Manehatten was set up into 4 zones–A, B, C, and D–and the sky above those zones was referred to as the "airy zone."
However, she had just left her post to get a drink from the vending machine–a mini soda–when she received a text message on her Foen.
It was her higher up, "Where did you place cloud 12? Just Texas the place."
So she replied, "Airy zone A." [Arizona]

Bonus pun:
Later on, she gave a little chuckle as she realised her mini soda (liquid), her higher up she texted to [Texas] (solid), and the Airy zone A (gas), were all different states. Cow about that!

 

[Rich Jammer]

I should have been in the military. Because every time I go into the forums I salute General Discussion and General Gaming.

 

[Sigmath Bits]

I should have been in the military. Because every time I go into the forums I salute General Discussion and General Gaming.

Are you french?
Because that was so funny it made me l'teary-eyed. [military, my puns are very far stretched sometimes... ...]

 

[Rich Jammer]

Q: Who's your favorite JoJo Character?
A: @Oreo Speedwagon

Q: When one of the MANE6 devs have a birthday, how do you greet them?
A: Wish them a " @Nappy birthday".

Q: When you want one of the MANE6 devs to leave.
A: You "pray the @Jay away."

Q: When one of the MANE6 skips bail.
A: They are "On the @CamTSB "

Q: When one of the MANE6 is winning the presidential election.
A: They are " @Leedin in the poles".

Q: What do you say when one of the MANE6 succeeds.
A: You say: " @Anukan do it! (I knew you can do it)