My Favorite Game Is S**t

[Regretfulspark]

I'm honestly not sure. Is it Star Fox?

Kill Zombies spawned by a goth outcast, with a candy loving cheerleader.

Not exactly =p!

Metal Gear?

You are correct =)!

 

[Shadowking58]

Kill Zombies spawned by a goth outcast, with a lollipop loving cheerleader.

 

[Stridershy]

Kill Zombies spawned by a goth outcast, with a lollipop loving cheerleader.

Lollipop Chainsaw.

Local god loses to big beefy man. Proceeds to revert time and ruin everything for everyone.

 

[Shadowking58]

Lollipop Chainsaw.

Local god loses to big beefy man. Proceeds to revert time and ruin everything for everyone.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I have no idea, honestly.

You drive people to places

 

[Invader TAK]

You're the obligatory ten year old kid sent to the world of the less popular monster raising franchise. Your partner can become literal shit.

Ah yes, Digimon World 1. Never was any good at it, but I had fun with it.


I don't have an absolute "favorite" game, but here's one I haven't seen mentioned:


You're some delivery boy who somehow gets superpowers after surviving an explosion and you have to choose to be good or evil.

 

[Stridershy]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I have no idea, honestly.

You drive people to places

Mortal Kombat 9

also Crazy Taxi

 

[Shadowking58]

Mortal Kombat 9

also Crazy Taxi

Okay okay let me try and come up with something good.

You and your friends rage at each other. Potentially ruining friendships

 

[Stridershy]

Either Mario Party or Mario Kart.

 

[Horsebucking Ponymaggot]

Don't really have a favourite game, so...

Italian man takes mushrooms and break blocks with his head in order to save his girlfriend from evil turtles.

 

[Shadowking58]

Don't really have a favourite game, so...

Italian man takes mushrooms and break blocks with his head in order to save his girlfriend from evil turtles.

Super Mario Brothers.

You work at a border checkpoint as an immigration inspector

 

[A88mph]

Starships fighting each other............ That's it.

 

[Zeropoint]

There's a lot of games on this list that I can't recognize, but I got that last one.

 

[Stridershy]

Homeless man goes around beating people up with super kung fu and fireballs. Somehow saves the world from terrorists.

 

[Quid]

Okay so it's glorified cockfighting but it's alright, the animals want to fight. Usually. Well, it's implied. They only get brainwashed some of the time. And they just faint, not die, it's all good! This game is totally appropriate for children!

 

[Rashy]

Some dumb kid watches his mother die, gets psychic powers from a transvestite, and tries to bring down Capitalism and an army of fat guys wearing pigmasks.

 

[Shadowking58]

Some dumb kid watches his mother die, gets psychic powers from a transvestite, and tries to bring down Capitalism and an army of fat guys wearing pigmasks.

I honestly don't know this one.

Your bible crazed Mother tries to sacrifice you to god

 

[Stars]

Some dumb kid watches his mother die, gets psychic powers from a transvestite, and tries to bring down Capitalism and an army of fat guys wearing pigmasks.

Been meaning to play that one.

 

[Chris]

Here's mine.

You are a detective who tries to solve a mysterious case while saving people from their impending doom all in one night... and you are dead right from the beginning.

Ghost trick. Damn I love that game, so criminally under-played. Your synopsis doesn't make it sound bad though.

How about this: a fighting game where the only way to be KO'd is to go too far out of the camera's frame.

 

[Proxyvirus]

You play as a gloomy looking lil girl and live a normal life at home. Your cat brushes her tail against your nose making you sneeze so hard you basically die. And while in this spooky realm, so must dance with the demon and monsters to obtain screams; which is needed for you to go back home before your body grows cold and withers. Once doing this the witch grants you a wish that if you ever want to return just sneeze real hard, without wording about your body dying out.

My favorite demon to dance with is the werewolf or mummy bear.

 

[Stridershy]

Some dumb kid watches his mother die, gets psychic powers from a transvestite, and tries to bring down Capitalism and an army of fat guys wearing pigmasks.

Mother 3.

Edit: Just so I don't double post.

Local Green mutant thing goes on quest to save his race from becoming tasty snacks.

 

[Shadowking58]

Mother 3.

Edit: Just so I don't double post.

Local Green mutant thing goes on quest to save his race from becoming tasty snacks.

A hulk game?

Run around, and save animals from a fat scientist who traps them in capsules

 

[Laurel Crown]

Ghost trick. Damn I love that game, so criminally under-played. Your synopsis doesn't make it sound bad though.

Yeah, it's very underrated, given it is also made by the same director of the original Ace Attorney trilogy.

Here's another one
"You're a guy entrapped in an abandoned ocean liner with other 8 persons and the only way to escape is to go through rooms filled with puzzles made by a Saw rip-off... and you have a numbered bracelet that could trigger a bomb inside you and there are also countless mentions of biology stuff and conspiracy"

 

[PDL]

The game I'm currently playing involves being put in charge of a village where everyone is the village idiot. The most exciting part is paying off your mortgage.

 

[Stridershy]

A hulk game?

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee.

 

[Tribble]

Someone gives a lazy boy a sword. He uses it to break into people's houses and destroy the furniture.

 

[Stridershy]

Man who's covered wars y'know goes around kicking zombies in the face.

 

[Shadowking58]

Run around, and save animals from a fat scientist who traps them in capsules

 

[The Skullivan]

My favorite game is the one where you play as this girl trying to go outside but she just keeps making a bunch of holes in the wall.

 

[Solar Cloud]

Man who's covered wars y'know goes around kicking zombies in the face.

Dead Rising.

Run around, and save animals from a fat scientist who traps them in capsules

Sonic the Hedgehog.

A knight, who loses his armor a lot, has to save his girlfriend from demons. He has to do it twice.

 

[Tribble]

My favorite game is the one where you play as this girl trying to go outside but she just keeps making a bunch of holes in the wall.

And the cake is a lie.

 

[Shadowking58]

Dead Rising.

Sonic the Hedgehog.

A knight, who loses his armor a lot, has to save his girlfriend from demons. He has to do it twice.

Ghosts n Goblins

 

[Solar Cloud]

Ghosts n Goblins

Yup. The game that probably was the source of many broken controllers.

Here's another. Want to see Cable take on Jill Valentine in a fight? Then come and play this extremely unbalanced fighting game.

 

[Shadowking58]

Yup. The game that probably was the source of many broken controllers.

Here's another. Want to see Cable take on Jill Valentine in a fight? Then come and play this extremely unbalanced fighting game.

Uhh... Marvel vs Capcom? I dunno.

"Want to kill everyone? You're gonna have a bad time."

 

[Solar Cloud]

Uhh... Marvel vs Capcom? I dunno.

"Want to kill everyone? You're gonna have a bad time."

I'll give it to you. It's the second one. I don't know where your current description is from.

 

[CountParadox]

Uhh... Marvel vs Capcom? I dunno.

"Want to kill everyone? You're gonna have a bad time."

Undertale, I take it?

Ok, how's this...

You play a red-garbed pseudo hero that wants his own game, and by the end of it, finds he is extremely under budget, so throws in EXPLOSIONS.

 

[Shadowking58]

Undertale, I take it?

Ok, how's this...

You play a red-garbed pseudo hero that wants his own game, and by the end of it, finds he is extremely under budget, so throws in EXPLOSIONS.

Deadpool the video game.

 

[Laurel Crown]

You're a student trapped in an academy with other 15 students and forced to partecipate into a Battle Royale with trials à la Phoenix Wright

 

[Wheeljack]

A demon fighting other ghouls is actually the realm's legendary hero. He also learns that his skin color is red and not green like on the game cover.

 

[LLHero25]

You're some stupid blue idiot in a world where the laws of gravity and friction are straight busted. There's an egomaniacal fat jerk that somehow made all the other idiots his mechanical slaves, whom you have to fight and free from incarceration (because apparently you've got no time for questions) and for some reason the game's answer to stop this buttnik are a bunch of shiny rocks and a never-ending menagerie of equally brain-dead accomplices (whom you secretly wish had also been enslaved).

Guessing your not too big on Sonic huh? Cant really blame you though. Recent games have been...hit or miss.

Anyway, an enslaved girl who is mysteriously proficient in magic suffers amnesia after being freed from her mental bonds and during her escape gets saved by a "treasure hunter" who gets her started on an adventure to overthrow a conquering government with the help of a King, a Monk, a Samurai, a Wild Child, a Traitorous General, a Gambler, a Ninja, an Old Man, and a Child to combat a Evil Clown with an iconic laugh.

 

[LLHero25]

Never played FF6, but that sounds a helluva' lot like it.

Yes, its FF6. I would have added "and a Moogle" but that would have been too obvious lol. Wait...we're supposed to rag on our favorite games?? I've got a perfect one.