Yay, another opinion thread! Because I haven't made enough of those yet! I got this from a picture someone posted on twitter and thought it'd be fun to do here. The rules are simple: Describe your favorite game and make it sound as s****y as possible. You can name the game at the end if you want, but where's the fun in that? Per usual, I'll go first. An impractically dressed, spiky haired 14 year old travels with talking animals and uses a giant key to destroy black hunks of mass and lock secret doors while looking for his emo friend and his useless girlfriend.