(Game) Super Powers

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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But you can only exchange it for an identical model.

And yes, you ought to be ashamed *turns away to leave you to wallow in it*

The power to point out which stars in the sky have planets in orbit that support life!
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
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Umm, you can actually do that with telescopes.
But they are not suitable for human habitation (wether by climate or diseases)

The power of power!
 

0Zero100

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But only while you're dancing around in the WEIRDEST outfit imaginable.

The power to be a pretty pretty princess!
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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Granted, but no-one takes you seriously and they'll just ruffle your hair and say "D'awwww" whenever you utter so much as word.

Umm, you can actually do that with telescopes.
Not reliably (MAY support life, and only life as we know it besides, and it takes time on top of all that ambiguity).

The power to bend probabilities to my will!
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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But it always blinds you, like a flashbang.

The power of butt-guns! (See the newer-ish Astro Boy movie for reference.)
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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But only in Gravity Falls!

The power to reverse the direction of anything that's moving!
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
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But you also reverse all of the matter into anti matter, causing explosions when they find their counterparts (that actually sounds like an awesome power)

The power to mind control animals to be my minions!
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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But they all become rabid!

As to the whole antimatter business, yeah ummmm, you better be VERY FAR AWAY when you do that because ummmm, making the hydrogen bomb look like a popgun and all that....

The power to redirect force around you!
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
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But it will redirect everything, including tge air you breathe

The power to survive anything unscathed
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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But only on cheap tricks that no-one believes is real magic and wouldn't so much as pay to see.

The power to ummm *idea idea idea...Ideeeeaaaaaa!* Fly with the power of your farts?!

....Rarara would not approve.
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
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But Rarara would not approve! Also, you would constantly have to smell it.

The ability to become a tree!
 

Leatherface

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But you must permanently become a Phoenix to access said power.

The power of imagination!
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
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But you forget them as soon as you imagine them.Yeah, i'm not that creative today

The power over weather!
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
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But all the copies operate under the presumption that they're the original one and proceed to try to destroy you and take over your life.

The power to make anything taste good!
 

Avering

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But nothing protects you from getting blown into pieces!

The power of immunity to all known diseases!
 
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