(Game) Super Powers

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
276
200
steamcommunity.com
But you can only imagine bad ones, that the most irritating of internet trolls will latch on to and spam the internet with.

The power to increase the efficiency of anything you want.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
But only if you decrease the efficiency of something else, law of equivalent exchange.

The power to get songs stuck in other people's heads.
 

mccoyboy

Supreme Awesome Person
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1
1
But you always end up writing the same idea twice.

The power to turn into a hamster
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
But you have to do an Anime dance and sing a theme song before you can transform. You have to do the same thing to change back too.

the power to grow super big.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
But only while reciting lines from Frozen.

The power to make anyone agree with you.
 

mccoyboy

Supreme Awesome Person
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1
1
But only after you express your opinion in the form of a Broadway musical.

The power to contort your body into any yoga pose
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
But only for the sole purpose of clipping your nails.

The power to grow your hair out at will.
 

Solvandus

Chin Piece
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
44
41
Cannot do it within 3 weeks of a haircut, it must recover!

The power of summoning storm clouds that rain down hot dogs (that manage to stay intact on landing). I had a couple hot dogs tonight... could use another...
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
But only when the full moon is out.

The power to bake the best pastries in the world (and Foenum.)
 

Kioku

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
44
16
by creating a greater and more detracting pain elsewhere in the person's body.

The power to walk on any surface safely.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
As long as you sing the alphabet song.

The power to freeze people with your breathe. (Spearmint)
 

Kioku

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
44
16
You don't get to choose your own side.

The power to make an area be dark or light at will.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
1,573
26
Lake Stevens
But only when you are shirtless and you are talking to another person who is shirtless in a dramatic manor.

Perfect balancing skills.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
But only while cosplaying as the opposite gender.

The power to see into the future!
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
26
Bryan, Texas
But you can only cast it into the aether, and not at people or anything else.

The power to recharge your phone whenever you want.
 

Leatherface

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 27, 2016
111
1,051
Unfortunately, you have to use a Nokia N-Gage as your phone.

The power to control birds.
 
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