(Game) Super Powers

mccoyboy

Supreme Awesome Person
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
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but only when you speak in a deep husky voice

the ability to lift 100 times your weight
 

Horsebucking Ponymaggot

Pony Extraordinaire
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Feb 14, 2016
10
8
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Queensland, Australia
Unfortunately, you would only be able to predict and foretell negative events that would happen in the future without being able to change them.

The power to process ideas and thoughts at 1000 times the regular speed.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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Feb 3, 2016
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Bryan, Texas
But you have to do it Bear Grillz style and uh... drink a "certain substance," if you get my meaning.

The power to summon delicious cake from nowhere.
 

mccoyboy

Supreme Awesome Person
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1
1
but the batteries are always dead

the power to make toast with your mind
 

Kioku

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
44
16
While you can understand everything said the only phraise you can speak in any language is "you are a monkey, and I am a dingo"

The power of alchemy
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
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Lake Stevens
But you lose your little brother and your leg, then you lose your arm binding your little brother's soul to a suit of armor.

The power to befriend any dog.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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Feb 3, 2016
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Bryan, Texas
But you get the worst of viruses on your Computer/Phone/Whatever.

The power to regenerate.
 

mccoyboy

Supreme Awesome Person
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1
1
But only during the 30 day warranty

The power to know everything currently on Wikipedia
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
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Lake Stevens
But there isn't anything of interest outside of Earth and you have a terrible sense of direction; you get lost and can never find your way back to Earth.

the power to get away with cheating.
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
276
200
steamcommunity.com
Unfortunately every opportunity requires you to know all the information on the tests so you get fired from every job from the unearned credentials.

As to the other type of cheating. All the STDs.

The power to make anything you want healthy, but still retain the taste.
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
276
200
steamcommunity.com
But if even a part of it disappears from visibility (IE: Mixing with similarly dark shadows from the same light source), it won't be there when you reform.

But It only works on rotten food.
That doesn't really work, since I said it would work on 'anything'. But still, good effort, the power to make any food healthy and retain the taste but only when it's in a state of rotting would have been a nice turnaround otherwise.

The power to know when someone is lying.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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Feb 3, 2016
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594
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Bryan, Texas
But if even a part of it disappears from visibility (IE: Mixing with similarly dark shadows from the same light source), it won't be there when you reform.


That doesn't really work, since I said it would work on 'anything'. But still, good effort, the power to make any food healthy and retain the taste but only when it's in a state of rotting would have been a nice turnaround otherwise.

The power to know when someone is lying.
That's what I was going for. I mean you wouldn't straight up eat rotten food, but if that's all there was then you could still survive and live off of it. It'd still taste awful, but at least you wouldn't die from malnutrition. I was thinking about the rotten food angle when I wrote that.
 

Shadow of Death

Grushdeva Du Kalt Misht
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
276
200
steamcommunity.com
But your brain becomes fish-like and you forget who you really are.

@0Zero100 - But why eat rotten food if I could use it on 'anything'? But what an awful existence that would be, and to think some people have actually had to (and some do today) subsist off of food that isn't exactly what most of us would consider 'edible'.

The power to heal with a touch!
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
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594
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Bryan, Texas
But your brain becomes fish-like and you forget who you really are.

@0Zero100 - But why eat rotten food if I could use it on 'anything'? But what an awful existence that would be, and to think some people have actually had to (and some do today) subsist off of food that isn't exactly what most of us would consider 'edible'.

The power to heal with a touch!
But you can only heal people named Hank.

@Shadw of Death- It was just a thought.

The power to breathe in space.
 

Cinnamaldehyde

DDR Savant
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 10, 2016
427
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Lake Stevens
But only if you don't think about it, as if a cartoon and floating over the edge of a cliff, or fires in Sponge Bob.

The power to never need sleep.
 

Solvandus

Chin Piece
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
44
41
But only when the sun is up. (Which.. actually wouldn't be so bad for me, since I sleep halfway into the day anyhow...)

The power to make coupons un-expire.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
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Bryan, Texas
But only while you're dancing the Macarena.

The power to be the best artist ever.
 

Quid

Backers' Beta Tester
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
72
11
But you can never refuse if someone asks you to draw something.

The power to create and control water.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
1,166
594
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Bryan, Texas
But only if you're wet as well.

Thd power to transform into a car at will. (Transformers style!)
 
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