(Game) Super Powers

[Cinnamaldehyde]

This is a game I used to play with my uncle, we would come up with a super power but created the worst possible weakness or or stipulation to its use. I can't explain this any better than to give an example

The power of flight

But only when they are asleep

so I will start with a power and the next person will give the stipulation and then give the next super power.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

The power of invisibility.

 

[0Zero100]

But only when you have your eyes closed.

The power of Teleportation!

 

[Shadow of Death]

But it has no automatic adaptability so you have to account for EVERY variable, including the velocity of the universe, the planet, variable altitudes, etc.

The ability to read minds!

 

[0Zero100]

But it has no automatic adaptability so you have to account for EVERY variable, including the velocity of the universe, the planet, variable altitudes, etc.

The ability to read minds!

But only when you're falling down.

The ability to see through walls!

 

[Shadow of Death]

The ability to see through walls!

But only if they're made of solid uranium (enjoy all the cancer!)

The ability to speak to animals!

 

[0Zero100]

But only if they're made of solid uranium (enjoy all the cancer!)

The ability to speak to animals!

But only while you're eating.

Having super strength.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

but only when you are hopping on one foot

Super hearing.

 

[0Zero100]

But only when you're listening to music.

Super speed!!

 

[Shadow of Death]

But you lack the support structure and brainpower to compensate for its use, so the second you use it your muscles explode, your bones shatter, your pants get set on fire, and to top it off you will likely run into a wall going at mach 2.

Channel electricity!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

but only when you are wearing a full body rubber suit

the power to see into the future

 

[mccoyboy]

but only at 240p resolution and 5fps

shoot lasers from your eyes

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

I want to say "but only when they are closed" but that is too easy so
But only when you shake your head violently

the power to stretch your limbs endlessly

 

[0Zero100]

But only when youre in confined spaces.

The power of Telekinesis.

 

[mccoyboy]

But only on objects that will fit in an airplane's overhead compartment

Travel through time

 

[0Zero100]

Every time you sneeze.

The power to make clones of yourself.

 

[mccoyboy]

But you all must hold hands and skip everywhere you go

The power to breath underwater

 

[0Zero100]

But you have to be holding a fish to do so.

The power to create things from your mind!

 

[Sir Zabblepants]

But you suffer amnesia after using it, including everything about whatever you create.

The power to control fire!

 

[0Zero100]

But you have to be underwater to do so.

The power to create tornadoes.

 

[bibliogeek]

But only while being attacked by flying monkeys.

The power to bend people to your will.

 

[0Zero100]

But only while you're PHYSICALLY bending them.

The power to disguise yourself as anything.

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

BUT only if you find the right shoes to match.

THE POWER OF SUPER SPEED

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But only if you scoot on the ground like a dog

The power to stop time

 

[0Zero100]

But only while you use the restroom.

The power to control animals.

 

[mccoyboy]

but the animals will subsequently gain the ability to control you

the power to levitate

 

[Bardiel]

...but only up to 500 gram

The power to control weather

 

[Shadow of Death]

But only where the sunlight is hitting the surface of the planet at a 45 degree angle.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked.

 

[TwistedSheep]

But only when you can't answer them

The power to control gravity

 

[Bardiel]

...but only in space.

The power to shrink in size...

 

[Shadow of Death]

But you can't get bigger again.

The power to manipulate metal!

 

[TwistedSheep]

But only radioactive ones you're in contact with

The power to bring inanimate objects to life

 

[0Zero100]

But they will question their existence, so they end up running away from you.

The power of X-Ray vision.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But it is just literally X-rays coming out of your eyes, you can't see much.

the power to jump really high.

 

[mccoyboy]

but only in rooms with 6 foot ceilings

the power to glow in the dark

 

[Shadow of Death]

....Courtesy of radium.

The power to digest anything!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But it takes WAY more energy to digest than the energy it gives you. Also your jaws and teeth aren't any different.

the power to know what somebody is going to say before they say it.

 

[Shadow of Death]

But you are left forever interrupting people with their own side of the conversation.

To know the lottery numbers!

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

But only when you say them on live television in front of thousands of people.

control over plants.

 

[mccoyboy]

but you first must turn into a bee and pollinate them

swim really fast