(Forum Game) Wish Granting

[CrazyBob05]

In this forum game you make a wish and the next person to post "grants" it but hits you with a horrible consequence to your wish.

example poster 1
I wish for a year's supply of chocolate

example poster 2
Granted, but you're now allergic to chocolate

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

I WISH FOR ALL THE BACKER PERCKS FOR THE TFH KICKSTARTER

 

[Avering]

But the devs grabbed the money and ran! Now nobody will get anything thanks to you!

I wish for a gilded reindeer statue.

 

[CrazyBob05]

Granted but it's actually made of iron pyrite (fool's gold).

I wish for an enhanced port of Skies of Arcadia Legends for the 3DS.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted, but international mandates declares that you are never allowed to own a 3DS.

I wish for fish that grants three wishes.

 

[CrazyBob05]

Granted but each time you make a consecutive wish after this you'll contract an increasingly severe health problem. By the time you ask for the third wish, you'll be on your deathbed. (that got dark fast)

I wish Fay and Miyu were in StarFox 64.

 

[Avering]

Granted, but it resulted in budget problems and the game got cut mid-production due to large costs with those two extra characters.

I wish I had every gaming console that ever was released.

 

[CrazyBob05]

Granted but you don't have any games for any of those game systems. Good luck building libraries for anything over 5 years old.

I wish I knew how to make mods.

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

Granted, you make all the best mods but they are about riding motor scooters and soul music playing in the background. (Look up mod on google)

I wish for all the coke-a-cola

 

[Avering]

But they are all old style cokes, with literal cocaine in them, so you will be immediately arrested and taken to prison.

I wish for a VR set.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Granted but its graphecs are that of the Vertural Boy

I wish for a real Dragon.

 

[CrazyBob05]

Granted but it eats you shortly after.

I wish I could use video game cheats in real life. (Infinite money!)

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Granted but every time you use one you are sent to Dead Space.

I wish I got Overwatch early

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted! But sadly, you are sucked into the game, forced to do battle, and retain your mortality.

I wish time passed more swiftly at my employment.

 

[0Zero100]

Granted, but now with time sped up, you get HUNDREDS of hours because hours are now super short.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted! But the mods banish you to the hold for forever for posting over 1,000 wishes in a row.

I wish for fancy, free, and fun.

 

[0Zero100]

Granted! But the mods banish you to the hold for forever for posting over 1,000 wishes in a row.

I wish for fancy, free, and fun.

Granted... but you can't have it with anyone...

... I wish for... peace of mind...

 

[CrazyBob05]

Granted but it only lasts for five seconds at a time whenever you enter your Zen state.

I wish they'd stop removing all the fun/useful exploits from Fallout 4.

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

GRANTED, now all the exploits make the game explode.
I wish for all da money in the world.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Granted but now your a wanted criminal and the popo are after you for robbing everyone.

I wish I was taller.

 

[0Zero100]

Granted, but now you're a guy NAMED 'taller'.

I wish everyday was Christmas.

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

GRANTED but you have to sing this song, everyday when you get up
I wish i had the perfect date with my special someone.

 

[0Zero100]

Granted! But now you two are enjoying a tiny nut, which is all the food you're getting on a normal date.

I WISH I had sarcasm.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted! This was a GREAT wish. The BEST wish of the lot.
Also: You no longer have friends anymore because your sarcasm is too strong and both figuratively, and literally, repels people away

I wish I was a talented young lass/lad.

 

[CrazyBob05]

Granted but your only talent is carving screwdrivers out of wood and you age twice as fast as the average person.

I wish for a system in Destiny where I could make one of my useless Year 1 guns useful in Year 2. I miss my Devil You Don't handcannon. The Down and Doubt 00-0 sucks.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Granted but now they are better then the Year 2 guns and everyone now hates you because of it, also the game releases a shop were you pay to win.

I wish I was funny.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Gr-haha-GR-hhaaaa-Grant--HA HA HAAaaaaaaa.......
<--- is now the first of 7 billion corpses

I wish for a dish of fish.

 

[V.A.a.M.P.P]

Granted but you get One fish, two fish, a red fish and a blue fish.

I wish i can rhyme anytime and make it sound cool.

 

[GreySky-GodoftheMachine]

granted your rhymes make you sound like a cold and shallow person.

I wish I could talk to non-human animals and sentient creatures whether of this universe or not, and still be able to talk to humans.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Granted but they can't talk back

I wish for a chocolate Fudge sunday

 

[GreySky-GodoftheMachine]

Granted but it's white chocolate.

I wish for a hover board.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

Spoiler: GRANTED

(White chocolate you sir are evil)

I wish for someone to do my homework and get a good grade.

 

[super hurricane]

Granted, but you get detention when the teacher realizes your handwriting doesn't match your work.

I wish Captain America was no longer part of Hydra (as evil Cap scares me).

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted. He is now a hydra with as many feet as he has heads, and a hunger for human flesh.

I wish for sunshine and rainbows and happy smiles for all!

 

[Tox]

Granted. But it costs you your life. Lord bless you, mr team-player

I wish the person below me gets their wish granted with no negative side effects.

 

[Nexus_uno]

Granted, however you receive every applicable negative side effect ITT

I don't make a wish in order to receive no negative side effect

 

[Tox]

Granted. But your lack of ambition has rewarded you with no sense of accomplishment.

I wish... those days
Could
come back once more!
Why did those days
eh-vur hav to go? Cause I lovedemso!

 

[TyphlUpgrade]

Granted, but you get sent back in time to the Dark Ages, and you become a jester and have to sing that Stevie Wonder song to your spoiled, unhygienic king for all eternity.

I wish for an infinite supply of Quakers Chocolate Chip Granola Bars.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

Granted, but you become deathly allergic to Chocolate.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Granted, but you must wish for all of them at once, and you cannot wish for the same two things at once.

I wish to beat Uprising on the hardest difficulty...