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(Forum Game) Wish Granting

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CrazyBob05, May 16, 2016.

  1. CrazyBob05

    CrazyBob05 Well-Known Member

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    In this forum game you make a wish and the next person to post "grants" it but hits you with a horrible consequence to your wish.

    example poster 1
    I wish for a year's supply of chocolate

    example poster 2
    Granted, but you're now allergic to chocolate
     
  2. V.A.a.M.P.P

    V.A.a.M.P.P The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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    I WISH FOR ALL THE BACKER PERCKS FOR THE TFH KICKSTARTER
     
  3. Avering

    Avering Pew-Pew
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    But the devs grabbed the money and ran! Now nobody will get anything thanks to you!

    I wish for a gilded reindeer statue.
     
  4. CrazyBob05

    CrazyBob05 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but it's actually made of iron pyrite (fool's gold).

    I wish for an enhanced port of Skies of Arcadia Legends for the 3DS.
     
  5. OCisbestungulate

    OCisbestungulate Always watching you
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    Granted, but international mandates declares that you are never allowed to own a 3DS.

    I wish for fish that grants three wishes.
     
  6. CrazyBob05

    CrazyBob05 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but each time you make a consecutive wish after this you'll contract an increasingly severe health problem. By the time you ask for the third wish, you'll be on your deathbed. (that got dark fast)

    I wish Fay and Miyu were in StarFox 64.
     
  7. Avering

    Avering Pew-Pew
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    Granted, but it resulted in budget problems and the game got cut mid-production due to large costs with those two extra characters.

    I wish I had every gaming console that ever was released.
     
  8. CrazyBob05

    CrazyBob05 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but you don't have any games for any of those game systems. Good luck building libraries for anything over 5 years old.

    I wish I knew how to make mods.
     
  9. V.A.a.M.P.P

    V.A.a.M.P.P The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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    Granted, you make all the best mods but they are about riding motor scooters and soul music playing in the background. (Look up mod on google)

    I wish for all the coke-a-cola
     
  10. Avering

    Avering Pew-Pew
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    But they are all old style cokes, with literal cocaine in them, so you will be immediately arrested and taken to prison.

    I wish for a VR set.
     
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  11. BypenThynDragon

    BypenThynDragon I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
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    Granted but its graphecs are that of the Vertural Boy

    I wish for a real Dragon.
     
  12. CrazyBob05

    CrazyBob05 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but it eats you shortly after.

    I wish I could use video game cheats in real life. (Infinite money!)
     
  13. BypenThynDragon

    BypenThynDragon I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
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    Granted but every time you use one you are sent to Dead Space.

    I wish I got Overwatch early
     
  14. OCisbestungulate

    OCisbestungulate Always watching you
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    Granted! But sadly, you are sucked into the game, forced to do battle, and retain your mortality.

    I wish time passed more swiftly at my employment.
     
  15. 0Zero100

    0Zero100 Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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    Granted, but now with time sped up, you get HUNDREDS of hours because hours are now super short.

    I wish for more wishes!
     
  16. OCisbestungulate

    OCisbestungulate Always watching you
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    Granted! But the mods banish you to the hold for forever for posting over 1,000 wishes in a row.

    I wish for fancy, free, and fun.
     
  17. 0Zero100

    0Zero100 Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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    Granted... but you can't have it with anyone...

    ... I wish for... peace of mind...
     
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  18. CrazyBob05

    CrazyBob05 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but it only lasts for five seconds at a time whenever you enter your Zen state.

    I wish they'd stop removing all the fun/useful exploits from Fallout 4.
     
  19. V.A.a.M.P.P

    V.A.a.M.P.P The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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    GRANTED, now all the exploits make the game explode.
    I wish for all da money in the world.
     
  20. BypenThynDragon

    BypenThynDragon I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
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    Granted but now your a wanted criminal and the popo are after you for robbing everyone.

    I wish I was taller.
     
  21. 0Zero100

    0Zero100 Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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    Granted, but now you're a guy NAMED 'taller'.

    I wish everyday was Christmas.
     
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  22. V.A.a.M.P.P

    V.A.a.M.P.P The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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    GRANTED but you have to sing this song, everyday when you get up

    I wish i had the perfect date with my special someone.
     
  23. 0Zero100

    0Zero100 Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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    Granted! But now you two are enjoying a tiny nut, which is all the food you're getting on a normal date.

    I WISH I had sarcasm.
     
  24. OCisbestungulate

    OCisbestungulate Always watching you
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    Granted! This was a GREAT wish. The BEST wish of the lot.
    Also: You no longer have friends anymore because your sarcasm is too strong and both figuratively, and literally, repels people away

    I wish I was a talented young lass/lad.
     
  25. CrazyBob05

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    Granted but your only talent is carving screwdrivers out of wood and you age twice as fast as the average person.

    I wish for a system in Destiny where I could make one of my useless Year 1 guns useful in Year 2. I miss my Devil You Don't handcannon. The Down and Doubt 00-0 sucks.
     
  26. BypenThynDragon

    BypenThynDragon I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
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    Granted but now they are better then the Year 2 guns and everyone now hates you because of it, also the game releases a shop were you pay to win.

    I wish I was funny.
     
  27. OCisbestungulate

    OCisbestungulate Always watching you
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    Gr-haha-GR-hhaaaa-Grant--HA HA HAAaaaaaaa.......
    <--- is now the first of 7 billion corpses

    I wish for a dish of fish.
     
  28. V.A.a.M.P.P

    V.A.a.M.P.P The Man that had a plan but forgot it
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    Granted but you get One fish, two fish, a red fish and a blue fish.

    I wish i can rhyme anytime and make it sound cool.
     
  29. GreySky-GodoftheMachine

    GreySky-GodoftheMachine Fear; The Shadow of Death
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    granted your rhymes make you sound like a cold and shallow person.

    I wish I could talk to non-human animals and sentient creatures whether of this universe or not, and still be able to talk to humans.
     
  30. BypenThynDragon

    BypenThynDragon I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
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    Granted but they can't talk back

    I wish for a chocolate Fudge sunday
     
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  31. GreySky-GodoftheMachine

    GreySky-GodoftheMachine Fear; The Shadow of Death
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    Granted but it's white chocolate.

    I wish for a hover board.
     
  32. BypenThynDragon

    BypenThynDragon I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
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    [​IMG]
    (White chocolate you sir are evil)

    I wish for someone to do my homework and get a good grade.
     
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    Granted, but you get detention when the teacher realizes your handwriting doesn't match your work.

    I wish Captain America was no longer part of Hydra (as evil Cap scares me).
     
  34. OCisbestungulate

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    Granted. He is now a hydra with as many feet as he has heads, and a hunger for human flesh.

    I wish for sunshine and rainbows and happy smiles for all!
     
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  35. Tox

    Tox Ms. Fortune is best pone
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    Granted. But it costs you your life. Lord bless you, mr team-player :)

    I wish the person below me gets their wish granted with no negative side effects.
     
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  36. Nexus_uno

    Nexus_uno 「CRAZY DIAMOND」
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    Granted, however you receive every applicable negative side effect ITT

    I don't make a wish in order to receive no negative side effect
     
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  37. Tox

    Tox Ms. Fortune is best pone
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    Granted. But your lack of ambition has rewarded you with no sense of accomplishment.

    I wish... those days
    Could
    come back once more!
    Why did those days
    eh-vur hav to go? Cause I lovedemso!
     
  38. TyphlUpgrade

    TyphlUpgrade When the Eleven-Day Empire eats the sky...
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    Granted, but you get sent back in time to the Dark Ages, and you become a jester and have to sing that Stevie Wonder song to your spoiled, unhygienic king for all eternity.

    I wish for an infinite supply of Quakers Chocolate Chip Granola Bars.
     
  39. Delusional Dreamer

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    Granted, but you become deathly allergic to Chocolate.

    I wish for infinite wishes.
     
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  40. OCisbestungulate

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    Granted, but you must wish for all of them at once, and you cannot wish for the same two things at once.

    I wish to beat Uprising on the hardest difficulty...
     
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