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(Forum Game) Wish Granting

CrazyBob05

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Feb 9, 2016
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In this forum game you make a wish and the next person to post "grants" it but hits you with a horrible consequence to your wish.

example poster 1
I wish for a year's supply of chocolate

example poster 2
Granted, but you're now allergic to chocolate
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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Your soup
But the devs grabbed the money and ran! Now nobody will get anything thanks to you!

I wish for a gilded reindeer statue.
 

CrazyBob05

Well-Known Member
Feb 9, 2016
64
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Granted but it's actually made of iron pyrite (fool's gold).

I wish for an enhanced port of Skies of Arcadia Legends for the 3DS.
 

CrazyBob05

Well-Known Member
Feb 9, 2016
64
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Granted but each time you make a consecutive wish after this you'll contract an increasingly severe health problem. By the time you ask for the third wish, you'll be on your deathbed. (that got dark fast)

I wish Fay and Miyu were in StarFox 64.
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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Your soup
Granted, but it resulted in budget problems and the game got cut mid-production due to large costs with those two extra characters.

I wish I had every gaming console that ever was released.
 

CrazyBob05

Well-Known Member
Feb 9, 2016
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Granted but you don't have any games for any of those game systems. Good luck building libraries for anything over 5 years old.

I wish I knew how to make mods.
 

V.A.a.M.P.P

The Man that had a plan but forgot it
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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The Great Unknown in Texas
Granted, you make all the best mods but they are about riding motor scooters and soul music playing in the background. (Look up mod on google)

I wish for all the coke-a-cola
 

Avering

Pew-Pew
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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Your soup
But they are all old style cokes, with literal cocaine in them, so you will be immediately arrested and taken to prison.

I wish for a VR set.
 
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BypenThynDragon

I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
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Feb 3, 2016
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Granted but its graphecs are that of the Vertural Boy

I wish for a real Dragon.
 

CrazyBob05

Well-Known Member
Feb 9, 2016
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Granted but it eats you shortly after.

I wish I could use video game cheats in real life. (Infinite money!)
 

BypenThynDragon

I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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Granted but every time you use one you are sent to Dead Space.

I wish I got Overwatch early
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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Feb 3, 2016
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Bryan, Texas
Granted, but now with time sped up, you get HUNDREDS of hours because hours are now super short.

I wish for more wishes!
 

CrazyBob05

Well-Known Member
Feb 9, 2016
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Granted but it only lasts for five seconds at a time whenever you enter your Zen state.

I wish they'd stop removing all the fun/useful exploits from Fallout 4.
 

BypenThynDragon

I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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Granted but now your a wanted criminal and the popo are after you for robbing everyone.

I wish I was taller.
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 3, 2016
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Bryan, Texas
Granted! But now you two are enjoying a tiny nut, which is all the food you're getting on a normal date.

I WISH I had sarcasm.
 

OCisbestungulate

Always watching you
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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behind your curtains
Granted! This was a GREAT wish. The BEST wish of the lot.
Also: You no longer have friends anymore because your sarcasm is too strong and both figuratively, and literally, repels people away

I wish I was a talented young lass/lad.
 

CrazyBob05

Well-Known Member
Feb 9, 2016
64
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Granted but your only talent is carving screwdrivers out of wood and you age twice as fast as the average person.

I wish for a system in Destiny where I could make one of my useless Year 1 guns useful in Year 2. I miss my Devil You Don't handcannon. The Down and Doubt 00-0 sucks.
 

BypenThynDragon

I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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Granted but now they are better then the Year 2 guns and everyone now hates you because of it, also the game releases a shop were you pay to win.

I wish I was funny.
 

GreySky-GodoftheMachine

Fear; The Shadow of Death
Backers' Beta Tester
Apr 18, 2017
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granted your rhymes make you sound like a cold and shallow person.

I wish I could talk to non-human animals and sentient creatures whether of this universe or not, and still be able to talk to humans.
 

BypenThynDragon

I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
555
856
Granted but they can't talk back

I wish for a chocolate Fudge sunday
 
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BypenThynDragon

I for one welcom our new ruler Smugdeer
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 3, 2016
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(White chocolate you sir are evil)

I wish for someone to do my homework and get a good grade.
 

super hurricane

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Feb 13, 2016
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Granted, but you get detention when the teacher realizes your handwriting doesn't match your work.

I wish Captain America was no longer part of Hydra (as evil Cap scares me).
 

Nexus_uno

「CRAZY DIAMOND」
Backers' Beta Tester
Feb 4, 2016
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ZA WARUDO
Granted, however you receive every applicable negative side effect ITT

I don't make a wish in order to receive no negative side effect
 
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TyphlUpgrade

When the Eleven-Day Empire eats the sky...
Crowdfund Backer
Granted, but you get sent back in time to the Dark Ages, and you become a jester and have to sing that Stevie Wonder song to your spoiled, unhygienic king for all eternity.

I wish for an infinite supply of Quakers Chocolate Chip Granola Bars.
 
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