[Forum Game] The Person Above Me

[Firekirby]

Is watching me watch him eat a pineapple in a hole in the bottom of the sea.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Possibly brought this joke too far.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

Didn't go far enough.

 

[P1nkerZ]

Wants more

 

[Redness]

Wants much less puns.

 

[Tox]

Wrote a tale about a man travelling the desert in search of his long lost son. After many harrowingly close calls, warm connections, saucy detours and star-filled nights, his protagonist comes to find his son. Whom, through quick wit --and an even quicker draw, single-handedly fought off a horde of killer robots. Turning him into a local legend, and the areas most notable and respected bounty hunter/mercenary.
They are now unsure if they will have the son mistakenly gun down his own estranged father or if he will have the father reunite with the son and leave the window open for a sequel.

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

Has just made something beautiful.

 

[Tox]

Recognises fine art

 

[Firekirby]

Should come with more writing prompts.

 

[Tox]

Is unbelievably good at speed running Hugo's House of Horrors III

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Is really good at speed running Flappy Bird.

 

[Tox]

Bumped into one of the head character designers for Fallout: New Vegas yesterday. #nowyouknow

 

[P1nkerZ]

Knows about Reading Rainbow

 

[Firekirby]

Wants to find the pot of gold.

 

[P1nkerZ]

Knows I'm a greedy man

 

[Firekirby]

Knows I'm a greedy man

Swims through a pool of gold coins daily.

 

[P1nkerZ]

This man is a prophet.

 

[Redness]

This man is a prophet.

Doesn't know that Velvet is a prophet.

 

[Tox]

Has a scrapbook of photos of Velvet, Elijah and themselves that goes way back. Their favourite is the snap of the three of them chasing down the prophets of Baal as they fled in terror down Mount Carmel </3

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Forgets that Velvet (in concept) is only a few years old.

 

[Tox]

Thinks what 'they' want him to think

 

[Firekirby]

Knows more than he's letting on.

 

[Tox]

Is letting on more than he knows.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Thinks speed limits are for pansies.

 

[Redness]

Is 1,000,000 dollars in debt to the local law enforcement.

 

[Tox]

Knows that speed limits are all just bosh that have been built on a Highway Code that is out of date and not relevant to measure the capabilities of today's modern cars and braking systems. In addition to this knowledge, they are quite adamant that all speed cameras are good for is revenue raising, and that they cause more accidents then they prevent due to motorists becoming transfixed on their speedometer rather than the road.

And I think they are quite right about that. What a smart person Redness is. Well done that boy!

 

[Delusional Dreamer]

Is putting words in people's mouths.

 

[Leatherface]

Puts the laughter in slaughter.

 

[P1nkerZ]

Wants a fight

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Put a $100 bet on Leatherface.

 

[Tox]

Is the majority shareholder in the Foenum mint and has strong ties to it's owner. With this power, they have requested that the Foenum $100 bills contain serial numbers that start with 80085

 

[Crym4x]

(guess who back with a brand new wrap) but he secretly wants those numbers to be 4204206969

 

[Tox]

Until 4 years and seven months ago, could only speak in binary.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Has created a monster.

 

[Tox]

Once took on a bear with a shark for an arm...while parachuting.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Makes it sound more impressive than it was; all I had to do was cut his parachute.

 

[Tox]

Donated the sperm that spawned Big Boss/Naked Snake. The rest is history.

 

[Cinnamaldehyde]

Found true love on Craigslist.

 

[Redness]

Never found true love.

OOOOOOOOH!

 

[Leatherface]

Never found true wub.