Knows that cereal is the grandest of meals. And, as such, seeks to keep a constant river of milk flowing to their subjects. As they know that this is the only way to avoid the crushing heartache of pouring cereal with no milk. (It's 3am. I am drunk. I am sorry.)
Is lying, Tox insults me greatly - being sort of kind of lactose intolerant (read: can have dairy, but anything other than small amounts leads to stomach cramps and ... painful toilet experiences) means I don't often have cereal with milk.