Welcome, there's coffee and cookies on the left and Crosswords and Junior Jumbles on the right, make yourself comfy.
Thank you. ^_^ Although I thought there was a cookie shortage? We suddenly seem to have an abundance of cookies.
Don't tell anyone, but we've been stealing all of the other factions cookies and sweets. Shhhhhhh......
Well this sounds like a job for the council... That I don't want to deal with! (turns shadowy and runs back to the hold)
Since the Dark Side rep ran away and the Velvetia rep is blaming the Goats, that leaves US, the Pom Patrol to fix this mess. Sorry Bunny, but we've got to reach a peaceful agreement with the giraffes, I don't blame YOU, but I do blame your state of mind.
(Well the Goats are still a race in this world, that's why I didn't refer specifically to Goat Cult. Honestly though, I wasn't sure if we were actually running with this, it seemed more like a joke to me. I only responded in-character because it's here in an RP thread.)
I think it will be fine as long as we don't start blaming people on the goat thread for something they know nothing about. Other than that I'm pretty sure it's okay to just mention them by name.
After 30+ hours of negotiations, making compramise after compramise, 7 shots of espresso, continuously blaming cattle kind, continuously unblaming cattle kind, I can safely say that... I haven't made much progress with the giraffes. Anyone else want to take a shot at negotiating with the unnegotiable?
To YOU, yes, they must have seemed gigantic. To ME they seemed... well still TALL, just not as tall as they seemed to you. I will say that teaching them to scratch their backs with trees was pretty funny to watch, but learning how to swerve my head and use it as a weapon was just downright AWESOME!
Thanks, but no thanks. I don't think the Council would want to see you feasting on what is essentially the meat version of a Fruit Roll Up.
(Good thing I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I read that. If I had, it would have been all over my screen and in my lungs.)
(You're welcome, no thanks required. Actually, it was gonna be String Cheese, but then I thought about stretchy food and came up with Fruit Roll Up.)
Your solution is noted. If no other solution is found, we may need to result to this. Gentlemen, I believe the clock is ticking.
Hit on all of the ladies,
Negotiate with patience. don't rush things. remember, WWBD, what would brock do
SMART MAN! Got in in one!Hit on all of the ladies
...well, if you think it'll stop the first giraffe-cattle war... I guess we can give it a shot... Someone bring that bunny over here, we have to explain the council's decision on how he can fix his faction's problem! :}Hit on all of the ladies
Seduce all of the giraffes females and get them to nag their husbands to a truce?
I think that would only cause even greater war.
Wait, are the giraffe not matriarchal? That puts a dent in our plans, BUT NO WORRIES! We will just have to inform the bunny to follow the previous orders except for their men rather than women. :}
How about NOoooooo.
I was not aware of this, but let's do it.
