[FactionRP] The Pom Patrol [Pom]

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

Fluffy walks over to the blood red punch, and drinks some with a smile to the horror of some of the ungulates watching Fluffy.

Weylyn sees this and spits out his drink. He starts coughing profusely and drops his glass which shatters onto the hard floor. When he realizes he caused a scene with several guests staring at him, he decides to slink away from the area.

 

[DungeonMiner]

A giant boar walks up to Weylyn, with a plate piled high, and smiling from ear to ear. "Can you believe this? They have truffles! How did they know I like truffles?"

 

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

A giant boar walks up to Weylyn, with a plate piled high, and smiling from ear to ear. "Can you believe this? They have truffles! How did they know I like truffles?"

Weylyn stops trying to get away and looks back to Dungeon Miner. "Sir, with all that was going on at the council, I was actually not expecting to see you here. How are you enjoying yourself this evening?" He then eyes the plate the head councilman held. "So, I take it those are delicious? To be honest, I don't even know i where the kind of food for me is, if it's here at all. But don't worry yourself, it is only a night, I will be fine." Weylyn grins at the boar to attempt to make his statement seem genuine, but only the most naive would fail to see through it.

 

[The Yaski]

Weylyn stops trying to get away and looks back to Dungeon Miner. "Sir, with all that was going on at the council, I was actually not expecting to see you here. How are you enjoying yourself this evening?" He then eyes the plate the head councilman held. "So, I take it those are delicious? To be honest, I don't even know i where the kind of food for me is, if it's here at all. But don't worry yourself, it is only a night, I will be fine." Weylyn grins at the boar to attempt to make his statement seem genuine, but only the most naive would fail to see through it.

OOC: Miner looks deep into Weylyn's eyes. "I am so sorry I hadn't even thought-" Miner looks away, ashamed. "I'm so thoughtless. Here I am, flaunting these delicious foodstuffs in your face while failing to consider how you cannot partake." Miner looks back to Weylyn, his deep and soulful gaze capturing Weylyn completely. "If there is nothing else here for you to eat might I offer-" Miner steps in close, his whisper tickling the lynx's ear "-a bite of this beefcake."

Weylyn's breath catches in his throat. "S-senpai."

Spoiler: P.S.

Why yes, I am trash, thank you for asking.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Spoiler: P.S.

Why yes, I am trash, thank you for asking.

OH LOL. At least you're honest about it, eh?

 

[Feanor]

Fleece smiles. "Sheep don't really have stories like that. For better or worse, we're too afraid to think about it." He makes his way over to the wall where Feanor is and sits alongside her.

"I don't think it matters. I mean Hold or no Hold, you still wanna do good things while you can, right? Try to help out whenever possible, do your best, because it's all you can do... I think we've been doing that." Fleece sits quietly for a moment.

"There's plenty of things I regret. None of us are perfect. Though you come pretty close-" Fleece suddenly realizes the implications of his words and turns bright red.

Feanor looks up in surprise, almost defensively. When she sees he is serious she looks flustered and maybe even a little pleased. She plays it off with a snort.

"You're a shameless flatterer, Fleece Dags." she bumps him with her shoulder. "Or else that drink really has gone to your head."

 

[Stunthead]

Fleece looks away shyly and shrugs. "Maybe a bit of both..."

Fleece looks a lot more serious all of a sudden. "I mean it though. You've made a lot of tough calls, you've done a lot of brave things... I know there's a lot of ungulates who don't like you, but at least you're trying to make a difference. That counts for a lot. Heck, the Pom Patrol is pretty cautious of me right now, and I haven't had to make half as many tough calls as you. I've never had to... y'know, kill anyone. Frankly being Prime Minister of the Pom Patrol is one of the least 'difference making' jobs I can think of."

 

[Feanor]

"Thanks." Feanor smiles faintly at her hooves, but doesn't look convinced. "You make it sound so simple. I-- I guess I need that right now. Something to be simple..."

She trails off. A long pause.

"Fleece?"

She looks up.

"What do you regret?"

 

[Stunthead]

"Thanks." Feanor smiles faintly at her hooves, but doesn't look convinced. "You make it sound so simple. I-- I guess I need that right now. Something to be simple..."

She trails off. A long pause.

"Fleece?"

She looks up.

"What do you regret?"

Fleece takes a moment to think.

"I regret that the only reason I joined the giraffe war was for selfish reasons. I regret that... I haven't visited my old dogs for at least two months... I regret not asking Chignon out when I was 16 because I was too scared to."

Fleece pauses for a long time.

"Y'know... I regret all the opportunities that passed me by because I was too afraid to take them. It's why I accepted the role of Prime Minister in the first place. I thought it was time I stopped coasting. So what about you? What do you regret?"

 

[CactusPearGamer]

Dandy, listening in from around the corner, whispers quietly to his demon friends. "I think it's time that we leave them be," he says.

 

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

Dandy, listening in from around the corner, whispers quietly to his demon friends. "I think it's time that we leave them be," he says.

Blue looks at Dandy and whispers back "Sure, but what else do you want to do?"

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

"Aw come on, it's getting good now!" Hominid whispers. "I love a big celebrity romance. I can't wait for the baby bump rumors... might just start 'em myself~"

 

[CactusPearGamer]

Well, we co

"Aw come on, it's getting good now!" Hominid whispers. "I love a big celebrity romance. I can't wait for the baby bump rumors... might just start 'em myself~"

"Sigh, I suppose that you shouldn't know anything about this that I won't. Let's stick around."

 

[DungeonMiner]

Weylyn stops trying to get away and looks back to Dungeon Miner. "Sir, with all that was going on at the council, I was actually not expecting to see you here. How are you enjoying yourself this evening?" He then eyes the plate the head councilman held. "So, I take it those are delicious? To be honest, I don't even know i where the kind of food for me is, if it's here at all. But don't worry yourself, it is only a night, I will be fine." Weylyn grins at the boar to attempt to make his statement seem genuine, but only the most naive would fail to see through it.

"My friend, I wouldn't worry. Let us simply say I have...plans in motion to fix such issues. If all goes well, then you will be taken care of. In the meantime, truffle?"

He offers up the plate.

"But not that one," he says, taking the plate back and eating the largest truffle.

He offers it up again.

"Or that one."

 

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

"My friend, I wouldn't worry. Let us simply say I have...plans in motion to fix such issues. If all goes well, then you will be taken care of. In the meantime, truffle?"

He offers up the plate.

"But not that one," he says, taking the plate back and eating the largest truffle.

He offers it up again.

"Or that one."

Weylyn looks appreciatively at the boar he certainly considers as his friend. "Thank you, but I don't think I should try to eat that. The council has already done so much for me and the future predators that will one day walk my path. Though, I have to wonder why so much effort is put into making me feel comfortable in our ranks." Weylyn swiftly decides that he's said too much. "Sorry, I was just thinking out loud a bit. Anyway, I'll go ask Fleece where the patrol keeps the food for their dogs."

 

[Feanor]

Y'know... I regret all the opportunities that passed me by because I was too afraid to take them. It's why I accepted the role of Prime Minister in the first place. I thought it was time I stopped coasting. So what about you? What do you regret?"

Feanor nods along, but by the end she is only half-listening. When Fleece asks his question, she seems startled.

"Oh... Me?" she fidgets, suddenly uncomfortable. After a pause she opens her mouth as though to say something, then stops. Instead she reaches for the bottle only to remember it's empty. "I regret giving you the last drink." she pouts.

She tries to make the abrupt change in subject sound casual, but she avoids Fleece's gaze as she tries to roll over, only to be caught by her dress.

"And wearing this cursed dress!" she grumbles.

She manages to stand. "All this dreary talk, I don't know what's come over me. But I do know how to fix it!" She finally looks at Fleece. "What did you say that bar was called again?"

 

[Stunthead]

"The bar? It's called The Baa. I-I'll get you something, my treat. Just follow me."

Fleece stands and staggers back to the door. He leans against the handle, forgetting that the door is not locked. It swings open fast, sending Fleece stumbling out and directly into Dandy.

 

[CactusPearGamer]

"...I was bored, and pushed by peer pressure. Sue me."

 

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

"The bar? It's called The Baa. I-I'll get you something, my treat. Just follow me."

Fleece stands and staggers back to the door. He leans against the handle, forgetting that the door is not locked. It swings open fast, sending Fleece stumbling out and directly into Dandy.

Weylyn approaches, looking for Blue who just cloaked to avoid being spotted by Fleece. "Fleece, is this a bad time?"

 

[BypenThynDragon]

"My friend, I wouldn't worry. Let us simply say I have...plans in motion to fix such issues. If all goes well, then you will be taken care of. In the meantime, truffle?"

He offers up the plate.

"But not that one," he says, taking the plate back and eating the largest truffle.

He offers it up again.

"Or that one."

Fluffy, just after drinking the blood punch sees DM, and decides to say hello but not before taking the Truffle Miner was about to take and stuffing it into her mouth.

Hello Miner, this is good, how did you know I love truffles.

Fluffy then takes another truffle and stuffs it into her mouth,

Man that hit the spot, you should try the punch, its has this great taste to it, props to whoever made it.

Fluffy then points DM to the blood red punch.

 

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

Fluffy, just after drinking the blood punch sees DM, and decides to say hello but not before taking the Truffle Miner was about to take and stuffing it into her mouth.

Hello Miner, this is good, how did you know I love truffles.

Fluffy then takes another truffle and stuffs it into her mouth,

Man that hit the spot, you should try the punch, its has this great taste to it, props to whoever made it.

Fluffy then points DM to the blood red punch.

OOC (I just had to walk away at the wrong time): Why you made that punch Fluffy

 

[BypenThynDragon]

OOC (I just had to walk away at the wrong time): Why you made that punch Fluffy

OOC: Sorry I didn't think about going to DM until now, my BAAAAAAAAAad.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

"The bar? It's called The Baa. I-I'll get you something, my treat. Just follow me."

Fleece stands and staggers back to the door. He leans against the handle, forgetting that the door is not locked. It swings open fast, sending Fleece stumbling out and directly into Dandy.

OOC: Sheep pile!

 

[DungeonMiner]

Fluffy, just after drinking the blood punch sees DM, and decides to say hello but not before taking the Truffle Miner was about to take and stuffing it into her mouth.

Hello Miner, this is good, how did you know I love truffles.

Fluffy then takes another truffle and stuffs it into her mouth,

Man that hit the spot, you should try the punch, its has this great taste to it, props to whoever made it.

Fluffy then points DM to the blood red punch.

The giant boar blinks.

Then he looks down at Fluffy.

"My dear, allow me to make something clear. I am pig. I enjoy food. I enjoy food very much. I enjoy food very, very, much. It is very unwise to get between a boar and his food. And I have broken the backs of ungulates far bigger than you, for less."

He sighs.

"Moving on to something more light-hearted, I must commend you, you exceeded my expectation. I am proud to say I do not regret my choice in leaving the Council in your hooves on this matter."

 

[BypenThynDragon]

The giant boar blinks.

Then he looks down at Fluffy.

"My dear, allow me to make something clear. I am pig. I enjoy food. I enjoy food very much. I enjoy food very, very, much. It is very unwise to get between a boar and his food. And I have broken the backs of ungulates far bigger than you, for less."

He sighs.

"Moving on to something more light-hearted, I must commend you, you exceeded my expectation. I am proud to say I do not regret my choice in leaving the Council in your hooves on this matter."

Fluffy sincerely laughs at DM's threat,

That's funny, I have killed Ungulates bigger then you too.

Fluffy wipes away a tear from her eye,

As for this, I don't know why you would thank me, I just threw a party, fell asleep and when I woke, everything was cleaned up and planed.

Fluffy ponders for a moment before continuing,

Funny enough nobody restocked the fridge, those chocolates sure were good, same with that cake, shame you missed out.

 

[Stunthead]

"...I was bored, and pushed by peer pressure. Sue me."

"Dandy? I'm surprised at you! Spying on me and my girlfriend like that! Weren't you there when I told-" Fleece stops as he realises what he just called Feanor. He glances over his shoulder, and sees her right behind him. There's no way she didn't hear what he said. Fleece blushes.

"Look, Dandy, just keep everything you heard between us. And stop being such a voyeur, okay?"

Fleece turns back to Feanor and laughs nervously.

"It seems Weylyn wants a chat. Why don't you go ahead and enjoy the gala without me for a while, Fea? If you order a drink just put it on my tab... I'll be blacked out on a couch if you need me."

 

[OCisbestungulate]

OCC: Or just drink the punch. It tastes amazing.

 

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

"Dandy? I'm surprised at you! Spying on me and my girlfriend like that! Weren't you there when I told-" Fleece stops as he realises what he just called Feanor. He glances over his shoulder, and sees her right behind him. There's no way she didn't hear what he said. Fleece blushes.

"Look, Dandy, just keep everything you heard between us. And stop being such a voyeur, okay?"

Fleece turns back to Feanor and laughs nervously.

"It seems Weylyn wants a chat. Why don't you go ahead and enjoy the gala without me for a while, Fea? If you order a drink just put it on my tab... I'll be blacked out on a couch if you need me."

"Sorry, I didn't mean to imply a long chat. We don't even need to have a conversation if you are not looking for one. I want to know where the patrol keeps their.... food. The food you feed your... companions"

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

"The bar? It's called The Baa. I-I'll get you something, my treat. Just follow me."

Fleece stands and staggers back to the door. He leans against the handle, forgetting that the door is not locked. It swings open fast, sending Fleece stumbling out and directly into Dandy.

"...I was bored, and pushed by peer pressure. Sue me."

Hominid phases out of the wall from where he was hiding with a faux shocked expression on his face. "Dandy!" he cries out in a scolding tone. "I can't believe it, how could you do such a thing?!"

Hominid looks down and starts shaking his head. "Ohh, I tried to stop him..."

 

[CactusPearGamer]

"I understand, Fleece. I was never going to expose the frustrating romantic tension between you two to the public, anyway. As for Hominid, well, people don't really come to him for gossip anyway."
Dandy wanders off.

 

[Feanor]

Fleece turns back to Feanor and laughs nervously.

"It seems Weylyn wants a chat. Why don't you go ahead and enjoy the gala without me for a while, Fea?"

Feanor is not amused, and clearly embarrassed by the whole thing.

"I think I shall."

She turns to Dandy but he is already leaving.

"Well! Had I known how a party was conducted in the Meadow, I might have reconsidered!"

With that she shoots Hominid a cold look and stalks off.

 

[CactusPearGamer]

"Well! Had I known how a party was conducted in the Meadow, I might have reconsidered!"

With that she shoots Hominid a cold look and stalks off.

As Dandy hears this from afar, a wave of guilt washes over him. He stands still in shock for a few moments, before angrily stomping at the ground. Following that, he collasped to the floor and quietly lied there, faintly muttering, with his head laying low.

 

[Feanor]

OOC: Fea, being a self-righteous ass since 2016! Not gonna lie, sometimes I feel bad writing this character.

 

[BypenThynDragon]

OOC: Fea, being a self-righteous ass since 2016! Not gonna lie, sometimes I feel bad writing this character.

OOC: I feel you sometimes i feel bad for writing Fluffy sometimes, Fluffy ruining others lifes since 2016. (Sorry Fleece)

Maybe it has to do with being reindeers?

 

[OCisbestungulate]

OOC: You know, at this rate, ya'll gonna put me out of a job

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

"Sssss... that could've gone better." Hominid mutters.

He zips over next to Fleece and puts a hand on his shoulder. "Well I know it must sting right now, but let's be honest, you're better off without her."

He leans in and whispers into his ear, "Between you and me... I'm pretty sure she's already pregnant."

 

[Feanor]

He leans in and whispers into his ear, "Between you and me... I'm pretty sure she's already pregnant."

Cog strolls up just as Hominid speaks.

"Anyone seen Feanor?"

He takes another handful of golden oats from his bag, stuffing them in his mouth.

"And whose pregnant? I love a good baby bump rumor!"

 

[The Yaski]

OOC: You know what? I've only used my alt-Snakey once, he deserves a cameo at the big shindig.

In character: Men Shao slithers past Cog and Hominid with a plate of hors d'oeuvres.

As he passes by he tosses out, "Faenor is pregnant with Fluffy's child."

OOC: Because Hominid is very bad at whispering apparently.

 

[Mighty Alicorn Hunter]

"Sssss... that could've gone better." Hominid mutters.

He zips over next to Fleece and puts a hand on his shoulder. "Well I know it must sting right now, but let's be honest, you're better off without her."

He leans in and whispers into his ear, "Between you and me... I'm pretty sure she's already pregnant."

Blue appears next to Fleece "Don't listen to Hominid. I'll give you some advice. When you want something, you TAKE IT! By force if necessary!"
Weylyn chimes in "Blue, what exactly are you suggesting?"
"I'm suggesting that he take his romantic relationship by for... oh... OOH..." Blue immediately shuts up.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

OOC: I think this may be going a bit far good fellows. While it's true there's been violence aplenty, I could see the admins raising an eyebrow at this current course of events. Granted, I'm not a mod, but this forum is supposed to be reletivly family friendly, if I recall correctly anyway.

But take my words with some salt, for this may be simply my own opinion.