[FactionRP] The Pom Patrol [Pom]

[Sans]

Since there's one for the Goat and for Velvet, I decided to start an organization dedicated to having a Baaaaad time.

Rule 1: Somehow use a keyboard with Pom-Poms on
Rule 2: have one or more dogs
Provision 3: Prominently Play Pom plus provide pom puns whenever Possible

Have fun!

 

[Nelson]

an organization dedicated to having a Baaaaad time.

A pun only Sans could make.

 

[Stunthead]

I like to imagine there's a Life of Brian situation going on here and Pom is doing everything in her power to convince people not to devote a cult to her.

Pom: "Why are you all following me?!"
Crowd: "You are our true leader! You will lead us to salvation!"
Pom: "I don't want to be your leader!"
Crowd: "Such humility! Only the chosen one could be so humble!"
Pom: "Wha-? I-I mean... n-no, I'm not humble! Uh, I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!"
Crowd: "She is! She IS the chosen one!"

 

[Sans]

DO IT!

MAKE YOUR CULTS COME TRUE

 

[Masterweaver]

The empire respects that you have devoted yourself to protection of an innocent. You shall be spared.

 

[LockeRobster]

The great nation of Ariz-totzka greets you warmly woolly-ones! We cannot be denying your leaders cuteness or the ferocity of her predator comrades. We are not trusting of fluffy creatures but will look past this in name of friendship. Your kind are welcome to roam our glorious plains.

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Since there's one for the Goat and for Velvet, I decided to start an organization dedicated to having a Baaaaad time.

Rule 1: Somehow use a keyboard with Pom-Poms on
Rule 2: have one or more dogs
Rule 3: Prominently Play Pom whenever Possible
Rule 4: Make Pom - Puns.

Have fun!

Y'all need a really cool pic to head your thread.

Come on...All of the cool herds are doing it!

 

[LockeRobster]

Y'all need a really cool pic to head your thread.

Come on...All of the cool herds are doing it!

There are some great Pom pics to choose from out there, mainly with giant pompadours

 

[Stunthead]

I may as well officially declare my joining of this Patrol. I am willing to help spread messages of peace, bravery and New Zealand accents. The best part is, I'll even help to do so on Pom's behalf WITHOUT troubling the poor lamb by asking permission first!

 

[TwistedSheep]

I may as well officially declare my joining of this Patrol. I am willing to help spread messages of peace, bravery and New Zealand accents. The best part is, I'll even help to do so on Pom's behalf WITHOUT troubling the poor lamb by asking permission first!

Truly a selfless soul, we should all take your example and let Precious Pom focus on getting the key u.u

 

[Feanor]

The Pom Patrol have caught the notice of Her Glorious Holy High Smugness. This unorthodox Sheep has a sense of fashion that simply cannot go ignored. Oh, and your poor innocent leader should not lack for prot-- Err, allies in this dangerous world!

As a gesture of good faith Velvetia has sent you this warning: Beware those who would offer their hooves in false friendship. In these dark times, corruption and fool-hearty greed are rampant, and to trust those whose honor is not beyond question would be a mistake.

 

[Pompadour]

Reminder that Pom is the objectively cutest ungulate, straight from Lauren Faust's own words

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.

 

[Stunthead]

Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.

Yeah nah.

 

[Sans]

Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.

Wool you please calm down? Ewe need to stop
this sums it up perfectly

 

[Sans]

Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.

Eat a snickers you're not ewe when you're hungry


when there's a playable version of tfh up and running, you're gonna get quite the pommeling

 

[OCisbestungulate]

Wool you please calm down? Ewe need to stop
this sums it up perfectly

Clever girl...

 

[Sans]

Clever girl...

*Memes* *Memes* *Memes*

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

There's something... funny about you, skeleton...

Have you fought a demon before?

 

[Sans]

wait... imagine coco pommel with a pompadour.... how coinciental that both characters names' start with pom and both are introverted...

 

[Sans]

There's something... funny about you, skeleton...

Have you fought a demon before?

Probably, that party in Jamaica got pretty crazy!

 

[Terodeness]

Hmm... *looks at OP's picture* There is something... off...

Oh s**t guys we have a problem....

 

[OCisbestungulate]

wait... imagine coco pommel with a pompadour.... how coinciental that both characters names' start with pom and both are introverted...

Coco...pompador...

Brain can't....

Failing....

fail...ing....

dead

 

[Feanor]

Coco...pompador...

Brain can't....

Failing....

fail...ing....

dead

*peeks out at dead OC*
*scuffles out nervously*
*stares down at dead OC*
*glances around*
*kicks viciously*
*runs off*

 

[Terodeness]

*wanders around*
*spots OCs corpse*
*sights*
*takes the spade*
I don't get paid enough for this....

 

[0Zero100]

Well, I guess if I had to choose between the Cheese Nation, the Oversea Overtakers (I'm assuming Ariz-totzka is overseas), or the Goats full of Guile, I'd choose the Pom Patrol, seeing as she's my favorite.

 

[TwistedSheep]

Well, I guess if I had to choose between the Cheese Nation, the Oversea Overtakers (I'm assuming Ariz-totzka is overseas), or the Goats full of Guile, I'd choose the Pom Patrol, seeing as she's my favorite.

Same here, plus we get puppies and puns what's not to love

 

[Sans]

someone should draw paprika and pom doing the fusion dance and turning into Cyrus from animal crossing

 

[thepaintrain8465]

As a Kiwi dude myself, I support the Pom Patrol. Gotta represent!

 

[Laurel Crown]

Being serious this time: Sans should put [Pom Faction] to make sure it's an "official" faction and thus avoiding duplicates like what happened to that predators one.

 

[Terodeness]

*finishes OS's grave*
Fheww... finaly done! Wut?
*spots pedator mesenger holding a scroll*
*takes the message and reads it*
*sighs*
Definitely not getting payed enough for this...
*Takes Necronomicon*
*turns to nearby bush*
Don't give me that stare you damned sheeps! Grr...
*steps next to OC's grave and starts chanting*

OOC: Hey OC, wake up! Mighy abbadoned us like a pussy and it's kind of lonely without you here! xD

 

[Stunthead]

*finishes OS's grave*
Fheww... finaly done! Wut?
*spots pedator mesenger holding a scroll*
*takes the message and reads it*
*sighs*
Definitely not getting payed enough for this...
*Takes Necronomicon*
*turns to nearby bush*
Don't give me that stare you damned sheeps! Grr...
*steps to OC's grave and starts chanting*

OOC: Hey OC, wake up! Mighy abbadoned us like a pussy and it's kind of lonely without you here! xD

Hey guys, I'm back... wait, WHAT'S going on? Is that a GRAVE? How did this happen? Who did this? Whose hoofprints are those?!
Damn it, I didn't expect the first bloodshed to be on Pom Patrol soil! This is giving me bad vibes. I-I'm sure the humble and brave Pom has everything under control. If anyone has any complaints, I'll be sure to pass them directly on to her.

 

[Terodeness]

*Turns to bush*
Reports says something about "Illuminati", ponies, and 4th wall.... I would rather not question the power of The Unspeakable One. But don't worry I'm bringing him back!

 

[CamTSB]

Being serious this time: Sans should put [Pom Faction] to make sure it's an "official" faction and thus avoiding duplicates like what happened to that predators one.

I got you, homie.

 

[0Zero100]

Anyone else bummed that they didn't have enough money to get a Pom plush? I am... Oh well. What matters is that we stay together as a herd and overcome the evil of the Predators.

 

[0Zero100]

Still want that plushie though...

 

[DungeonMiner]

Greetings, Patrol. The United Foenum Council sees you, and recognizes you.

 

[Stunthead]

Greetings, Patrol. The United Foenum Council sees you, and recognizes you.

Hello Council! The Patrol is always glad to meet other factions that believe in humility and democracy. If there is anything you require, we will be happy to lend a hoof. It is what Pom would have probably wanted maybe.

 

[DungeonMiner]

Then it would interest you, for the sake of democracy, to send one representative to sit at our table.

Choose Wisely.

 

[0Zero100]

Then it would interest you, for the sake of democracy, to send one representative to sit at our table.

Choose Wisely.

I nominate myself.