[FactionRP] Glory to Ariz-totzka [Arizona]

[LockeRobster]

Ungulates of Fœnum, the enemy is at your door.

With a little over a year left before the return of the predators I ask you; what are YOU going to do? Are you going to stand by and allow the predators to wreak havoc throughout our peaceful lands? Are you going to allow them to devour your brethren, maybe even your own friends and family enabling them to grow stronger and more numerous?

Or are you going to fight back? Fight to protect your lands! fight to protect your friends and family!
Because that is exactly what we will be doing!


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We are the members of Ariz-Totzka
Lead by our small but sturdy champion the mighty Arizona we will charge headlong into battle against the predators and anyone else foolish enough to stand in the way of our sharp horns and powerful hooves. While the other races look for complicated 'magical' solutions and endlessly plan themselves into extinction WE will STAMPEDE over the enemy's formations and drive them back into their eternal prison once and for all.

Spoiler: Founding Forefathers

LockeRobster
fah_q2
Some Person
hawthornbunny
JosephTaylorBass
Chris G

If you wish to show support for Topcow link to this thread in your signature to send more Arizona fans this way
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Glory to Ariz-totzka!

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[OCisbestungulate]

You poor, poor misguided calf...

 

[rod7post]

everybody will receive the love of our true god ...... Paprika!!!!

 

[LockeRobster]

everybody will receive the love of our true god ...... Paprika!!!!

PAPRIKA is a silly disaster! Almost as fluffy IF NOT fluffier than Velvet. I don't trust fluffy things

 

[rod7post]

PAPRIKA is a silly disaster! Almost as fluffy IF NOT fluffier than Velvet. I don't trust fluffy things

b-but one day she will return, and kill everybody, with love, and the paka nation will be prepared for that day, will you be ready for that?

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

The enemies of the darkness grow more and more foolish and naive by the minute. You would put your faith in a mere child? Our champion of darkness has trained in the dark arts for years. Saving this world is her destiny, and it shall not be denied by a mere milkshake!

 

[Stars]

I'm not a particularly a fan of Arizona over the other fighters, but this certainly wins best topic title out of the lot.

 

[rod7post]

The enemies of the darkness grow more and more foolish and naive by the minute. You would put your faith in a mere child? Our champion of darkness has trained in the dark arts for years. Saving this world is her destiny, and it shall not be denied by a mere milkshake!

His champion can support a simple hug... a hug of Paprika!!
or sweater, knitted by paprika

noo!!, nobody can!!!

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

And who is to say Paprika would be able to lay her filthy hooves on the majestic Oleander?! Your champion would fall to her before coming within ten feet of her!

 

[Laurel Crown]

Our long-time rival of Velvetina is using Goat Cult to push their agenda.​

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Learn how to spell our proud name before throwing accuses to us, you rude bovines.

 

[Mirage Seraph]

I of the Goat Cult would like to offer a hoof in friendship. As you know, Velvetica is at our gates, as well as those Unicorns and Alpacas, even Tianhuo has sent a messenger of peril. While it is not my immediate decision, that goes to the Overgoat, I would like set aside out differences in that we combat these barbarians knocking at our borders.

Once TFH has been released, we can pummel each other then, but we have more pressing matters at hand.

 

[rod7post]

And who is to say Paprika would be able to lay her filthy hooves on the majestic Oleander?! Your champion would fall to her before coming within ten feet of her!

paprika can everythink, and will give a hug to your champion, and she could do anything

I of the Goat Cult would like to offer a hoof in friendship. As you know, Velvetica is at our gates, as well as those Unicorns and Alpacas, even Tianhuo has sent a messenger of peril. While it is not my immediate decision, that goes to the Overgoat, I would like set aside out differences in that we combat these barbarians knocking at our borders.

Once TFH has been released, we can pummel each other then, but we have more pressing matters at hand.

I just try to save to you, when the real god Paprika will arrive, the paka nation will be prepared only for the consequences

 

[Masterweaver]

We of the Empire find the bravery of this country to be admirable, if untempered by wisdom. We shall not strike here save to keep you in line should you dare challenge us.

 

[fah_q2]

Disdain for plebs.

Glory to Ariz-totzka

 

[rod7post]

Disdain for plebs.

Glory to Ariz-totzka

maybe we are plebs, but we haven't a false god

 

[LockeRobster]

Learn how to spell our proud name before throwing accuses to us, you rude bovines.

I change the wording of my rally speech only to be silencing your incessant whining fluff-lover!

 

[Some Person]

Hello? Yes? Top tier character thread yes?

 

[rod7post]

Hello? Yes? Top tier character thread yes?

no, is not paprika thread!

 

[Some Person]

no, is not paprika thread!

Paprika was a mistake, but less of a mistake than Velvet.

 

[LockeRobster]

The enemies of the darkness grow more and more foolish and naive by the minute. You would put your faith in a mere child? Our champion of darkness has trained in the dark arts for years. Saving this world is her destiny, and it shall not be denied by a mere milkshake!

Look everyone! Unicorn arrogance has come at last. Careful you aren't to be chipping your dainty hooves when coming down off your soapbox. The time for talk is over! While Unicorns plan and boast our leader will be fighting with hoof and horn.

We of the Empire find the bravery of this country to be admirable, if untempered by wisdom. We shall not strike here save to keep you in line should you dare challenge us.

Thanking you for your kind words. As kind as passive aggressive Longma can be I am supposing. We have no quarrel with your nation, Emissary. Yet.

I of the Goat Cult would like to offer a hoof in friendship. As you know, Velvetica is at our gates, as well as those Unicorns and Alpacas, even Tianhuo has sent a messenger of peril. While it is not my immediate decision, that goes to the Overgoat, I would like set aside out differences in that we combat these barbarians knocking at our borders.

Once TFH has been released, we can pummel each other then, but we have more pressing matters at hand.

As for you... we are not trusting of you yet. We must view your propaganda before we make alliances with "Cults"

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

You dare lump us in with the same race that has spurned us as outcasts? Unlike you close-minded sort, the Dark Side has nothing to do with species. It is an ideal that all are welcome to share. We are the renegades of every race, and proud of it.

 

[rod7post]

You dare lump us in with the same race that has spurned us as outcasts? Unlike you close-minded sort, the Dark Side has nothing to do with species. It is an ideal that all are welcome to share. We are the renegades of every race, and proud of it.

noooo!!! better, join the paka nation, and worship our one true god!!!

every new member receives a sweater, and a hug and other hug free :3 and so much hugs for the rest of your life

 

[TheOneZeelOne]

noooo!!! better, join the paka nation, and worship our one true god!!!

every new member receives a sweater, and a hug and other hug free :3 and so much hugs for the rest of your life

What you fail to mention is that said hugs are murderous in tightness, and come with a mountain of poisonous fluff.

Paprika is but a wolf in alpaca's wool! All the smiles and hearts hide the pain and damage that we are supposed to believe is an accident, no matter how often she repeats it! Frankly I'm quite suspicious...

 

[rod7post]

What you fail to mention is that said hugs are murderous in tightness, and come with a mountain of poisonous fluff.

Paprika is but a wolf in alpaca's wool! All the smiles and hearts hide the pain and damage that we are supposed to believe is an accident, no matter how often she repeats it! Frankly I'm quite suspicious...

there is only one thing we know...... lauren faust will write the best lore for paprika!!!

 

[SpiralKipz]

Our long-time rival of Velvetia is using Goat Cult to push their agenda. But we proud citizens of Ariz-totzka see through their smug lies! They try to lead people away from one true savoir Arizona Cow.
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Glory to Ariz-totzka!​

The Goat Cult will NEVER be "used" by other, lesser groups. If they think they're using us, it just means that they're falling into our hands.

 

[Surrui]

See this thread fills you... with DETERMINATION

 

[Frogmyre]

I'm just going to be over here... building my Pom-pire, and signing papers.

(Or is it a puppy-pire?)

 

[hawthornbunny]

 

[LockeRobster]

I'm just going to be over here... building my Pom-pire, and signing papers.

(Or is it a puppy-pire?)

Aww yes! Ninja Cow, the next level of cow. Should add a Miscellaneous stat:

Infatuation
While functional Hoof Stockings are also super cute!
Distracted enemy attacks miss 30% of the time.

 

[LockeRobster]

Alright! now that the clans are established and the rivalries have been set what do we actually do in this thread?? Suggestions?

I'm going to start posting Arizona media starting wiiiiith

 

[rod7post]

Alright! now that the clans are established and the rivalries have been set what do we actually do in this thread?? Suggestions?

WAR!!!! of course :3 with hugs, puns and other cute things

 

[Mirage Seraph]

I'm going to start posting Arizona media starting wiiiiith
-snip-

Just you wait, soon we of the Goat will have amusing gifs to post all over the place as well!

 

[hawthornbunny]

I ain't afraid of no goats!

 

[SpiralKipz]

Alright! now that the clans are established and the rivalries have been set what do we actually do in this thread?? Suggestions?

I'm going to start posting Arizona media starting wiiiiith

Clearly you must try to expand as much as you can. Or not, and let the Goat rule all.

I ain't afraid of no goats!

Crafty....

 

[Laurel Crown]

Of course you are not afraid of goats... Why would someone be scared by such dirty ungulates?

 

[Some Person]

How could anyone support a champion that won't even show their face, though?

 

[Stridershy]

Those tunes will be changing in a heartbeat once the Goat finally emerges.

And it will be glorious.

 

[dNıhıl]

...So the cow state is communist Russia? I'd rather not be involved in that.

 

[LockeRobster]

...So the cow state is communist Russia? I'd rather not be involved in that.

But... We have designated leisure activity times and congregations of up to 5 persons IS permitted! not to mention we allow plenty of free thought (so long as it doesn't defame out glorious champion)

 

[hawthornbunny]

Those tunes will be changing in a heartbeat once the Goat finally emerges.

And it will be glorious.

You mean like the way everyone now adores Starlight Glimmer?