"Ah, no, just one moment..." Aster responds, having spent the last few moments fidgeting his horn around. "I just need a moment to ah, remember where I put my entry..." After a couple more seconds, he slowly levitates some angel food cake from around the back of his head. Cake that very...

Zeel takes a moment to wipe the forming tear from his eye as he scans the room. "Sorry about that, let my emotions get the best of me there. I'd be happy to teach you. And uh, can't say I expected that but sure, I suppose that'd be alright." Zeel accepts his paw. "Heh, can't say I've done...

OOC: Something I was thinking of adding last time, just because this is something that might not really be able to come out naturally; the reason the spell takes the toll it does is because it, not necessarily takes, but makes use of the users' lifeforce. The meat itself depends entirely on who...

"Ah, well if you insist." He steps out of the room, stumbling just a bit, and waits outside the door.

OOC: I thought it told you when someone responded while you were making a post on these boards... :P Let's just say this happened after that was done I suppose. The two of them make their way into the room, and Zeel makes sure to close the door behind him. He turns and notices the table in...

"Word travels very slowly to our parts, it's true... but word does travel." Aster explains. "I realize it likely sounds crazy but, the appearances of the champions, the burgeoning factions, the forming of the Council, the Giraffe War... all of it only came to our attention but a week ago. As for...

Aster pauses and stares blankly at Dandy; he perhaps didn't realize anyone saw that. After a few seconds of silence, he slowly waves his hoof. "You didn't see anything..." he slowly states. He then bursts into laughter and gives the sheep a nudge. "Kidding, kidding! Ahaha... ah, maybe that...

Aster pauses a bit, taken aback, before starting to chuckle. "Ah, I'm afraid I'm no lady, friend. It's an understandable mistake though, I get that sometimes..." He takes a moment to run his hoof through his somewhat feminine mane before turning to Dandy. "Beg pardon but, have I done something...

Aster chuckles, somewhat inappropriately. "Well I can only say that if we were exactly like what you've heard, then we probably wouldn't have strayed this far outside the Woodlands..." he notes with a wink. "Rest assured, we'll get along juuust fine. Mm, and about this Zero..." He whips his...

Hominid sits up, a little surprised. "Oh man, I haven't given someone an ink job in a while..." he replies, staring wistfully at nothing. He accepts the oats and just kinda absorbs them into his hand as he puts it contemplatively to his chin. "Hmm, lemme think..." he continues, vapor once...

OOC: Aw come now, he's not Gaster...

"Ohhh far from it, my friend, far from it!" Aster replies with a beaming grin. His face couldn't be more gentle, but there was nothing but chaos in his eyes. "You're Weylyn, isn't that right? ...I hope it doesn't seem presumptuous of me to assume that, but there aren't too many around here with...

One of Aster's comrades steps up from behind him and murmurs something into his ear. They proceed to point at Weylyn. "Ah... that's him?" His ally nods and he turns to stare at the predator. His eyes dilate wildly. "Hello over there!" he calls out in his friendliest tone. "Do you have a...

Aster's smile doesn't fade, in fact the closest he comes to a change in expression is a slight twitch of the eye. He seems surprisingly... unsurprised. "But of course. I'm sure a nice, civilized ungulate such as yourself wouldn't cause any problems." "Ah, wonderful!" Aster replies, beaming as...

The unicorn and his apparent followers trot over to DM after he acknowledges them. He shifts his gaze towards Fluffy for a moment and his smile actually grows, almost exaggeratedly so. He turns back to DungeonMiner and returns the bow. "Pleased to meet you, good sir. My apologies for the...

The sheepkin sat in front of her little podium near the entrance, emitting a yawn as she listlessly fiddles with the open guestlist in front her. The gala had been going on for quite some time now and almost everyone came at the very beginning, so she hadn't seen a single guest come in during...

"Sssss... that could've gone better." Hominid mutters. He zips over next to Fleece and puts a hand on his shoulder. "Well I know it must sting right now, but let's be honest, you're better off without her." He leans in and whispers into his ear, "Between you and me... I'm pretty sure she's...

I've told this joke of mine once before on this board and I don't think it got any responses and made me a little sad because I was stupidly proud of it. But I think I realize now the issue all along was that it really belonged in this thread. So a lot of people refer to Oleander as "Ollie"...

Hominid phases out of the wall from where he was hiding with a faux shocked expression on his face. "Dandy!" he cries out in a scolding tone. "I can't believe it, how could you do such a thing?!" Hominid looks down and starts shaking his head. "Ohh, I tried to stop him..."