The Goat has been spoken of by the grand elders, those who have been said to have founded Fœnum themselves after their previous home ceased existing.
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[FactionRP] Goat Cult
- Thread starter Shelterfox
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The same elders that declared dark magic inherently evil?!
I spit on your elders!
I spit on your elders!
I mean. You yourself aren't exactly putting forth a very "benevolent" persona for Oleander, what with the eating of goats and making pacts with demons.
The demons too are entirely misunderstood. Shant judge them for how they're born!
And we don't eat goats, we merely drink their blood! ...Which really is more a figure of speech...
*Raises eyebrow
I question this claim but I shall drop this. For now. So long as peace is maintained.
War between factions is beneath us followers of The Goat.
We do not need to be involved in any conflict between groups that simply try to imitate the cult.
We seek peace between all factions, even if they are ignorant.
We do not need to be involved in any conflict between groups that simply try to imitate the cult.
We seek peace between all factions, even if they are ignorant.
The world isn't balanced Goat, your pacifist ideals will be getting you into trouble one day... But it will not come from the Bovines. We remain neutral to you.
Ah, but you forget our motto of fighting for what we believe in on the battlefield. True believers of Goat are not afraid to show others their power when opposed.
It appears many of the other factions have begun taking the concept of ideals in an attempt to mimic our success. This could be troubling, although it is flattering.
'Tis but meager attempts to reach the glory that is our omnipotent, ethereal Goat. Deep down they realize that all they are able to reach in this world is mere second place in the standings of the Gods.
Hey I just wanted to get a confirmation if you're in the Goat Cult, so I can add you to the member list!
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Hey, I just wanted to get a confirmation if you would like to be a part of the Goat Cult or not, so I can add you to the members list if you would!
Hail, support of the accepting kind. 'Tis support like this that may merge our nations yonder to become allies through thick and thin in the name of the Goat and acquiesce true peace.
To make it official, I want to join the goat cult!
PS: Wow, text from a day old post I decided not to submit was still in this box. Impressive.
PS: Wow, text from a day old post I decided not to submit was still in this box. Impressive.
So long as you remain neutral at the very least, we shall wish you well upon thy endeavors.
Umph... you rude boys. How do you claim to have enough charm and aesthetics to be a cult other than capes with hoodies and a weird fetish for pentagrams?
That's not all: those goaties are sooo out of date.
That's not all: those goaties are sooo out of date.
'Tis amusing watching thy pitiful attempts of ye minor factions and the need to invade the supreme Goat's territory in pitiful attempts to gather attention. For thou art afeard that thine cults shalt be full of fops.
But Overgoat, what pray tell are "goat things"? Truthfully, aside from praising the goat and grazing a nearby park I can't say I thought this far ahead. (Also the neighbors have been giving me funny looks, I should probably explain to them why..)
Oh please, don't be so cheesy deer. Besides I think you have the wrong address, Oleander is a few posts down.
Goats climb like no other! I have hypothesized that the horses in Skyrim are actually just big goats.
Anything includes Grass, Pizza, and the hopes and dreams of our rivals.