[FactionRP] The Pom Patrol [Pom]

Sans

white★bone dunker
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Since there's one for the Goat and for Velvet, I decided to start an organization dedicated to having a Baaaaad time.

Rule 1: Somehow use a keyboard with Pom-Poms on
Rule 2: have one or more dogs
Provision 3: Prominently Play Pom plus provide pom puns whenever Possible

Have fun!


 
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Stunthead

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I like to imagine there's a Life of Brian situation going on here and Pom is doing everything in her power to convince people not to devote a cult to her.

Pom: "Why are you all following me?!"
Crowd: "You are our true leader! You will lead us to salvation!"
Pom: "I don't want to be your leader!"
Crowd: "Such humility! Only the chosen one could be so humble!"
Pom: "Wha-? I-I mean... n-no, I'm not humble! Uh, I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!"
Crowd: "She is! She IS the chosen one!"
 

Sans

white★bone dunker
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DO IT!

MAKE YOUR CULTS COME TRUE
 
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LockeRobster

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The great nation of Ariz-totzka greets you warmly woolly-ones! We cannot be denying your leaders cuteness or the ferocity of her predator comrades. We are not trusting of fluffy creatures but will look past this in name of friendship. Your kind are welcome to roam our glorious plains.
 

OCisbestungulate

Always watching you
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Feb 3, 2016
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Since there's one for the Goat and for Velvet, I decided to start an organization dedicated to having a Baaaaad time.

Rule 1: Somehow use a keyboard with Pom-Poms on
Rule 2: have one or more dogs
Rule 3: Prominently Play Pom whenever Possible
Rule 4: Make Pom - Puns.

Have fun!

Y'all need a really cool pic to head your thread.

Come on...All of the cool herds are doing it!
 

Stunthead

Springbok when
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I may as well officially declare my joining of this Patrol. I am willing to help spread messages of peace, bravery and New Zealand accents. The best part is, I'll even help to do so on Pom's behalf WITHOUT troubling the poor lamb by asking permission first!
 

TwistedSheep

A sort-of-artist
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I may as well officially declare my joining of this Patrol. I am willing to help spread messages of peace, bravery and New Zealand accents. The best part is, I'll even help to do so on Pom's behalf WITHOUT troubling the poor lamb by asking permission first!
Truly a selfless soul, we should all take your example and let Precious Pom focus on getting the key u.u
 
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Feanor

Proud Velveeta
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Feb 3, 2016
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The Pom Patrol have caught the notice of Her Glorious Holy High Smugness. This unorthodox Sheep has a sense of fashion that simply cannot go ignored. Oh, and your poor innocent leader should not lack for prot-- Err, allies in this dangerous world!

As a gesture of good faith Velvetia has sent you this warning: Beware those who would offer their hooves in false friendship. In these dark times, corruption and fool-hearty greed are rampant, and to trust those whose honor is not beyond question would be a mistake.
 

OCisbestungulate

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Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.
 

Stunthead

Springbok when
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Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.
Yeah nah.
 

Sans

white★bone dunker
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 4, 2016
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Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.


Wool you please calm down? Ewe need to stop
this sums it up perfectly
 
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Sans

white★bone dunker
Crowdfund Backer
Feb 4, 2016
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Sheep...

So helpless,

So weak...

Your fear whets the appetite of our Masters.

They await with such eagerness to find you.

Come, little sheep. Fear and tremble. For as your little puppies do eat the mice that plague your crops, so shall you
know our terrible FANGS.

Eat a snickers you're not ewe when you're hungry


when there's a playable version of tfh up and running, you're gonna get quite the pommeling
 

Sans

white★bone dunker
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Feb 4, 2016
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wait... imagine coco pommel with a pompadour.... how coinciental that both characters names' start with pom and both are introverted...
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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Feb 3, 2016
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Bryan, Texas
Well, I guess if I had to choose between the Cheese Nation, the Oversea Overtakers (I'm assuming Ariz-totzka is overseas), or the Goats full of Guile, I'd choose the Pom Patrol, seeing as she's my favorite.
 

Laurel Crown

Leader of the Proud Nation of Velvetia
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Feb 3, 2016
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Being serious this time: Sans should put [Pom Faction] to make sure it's an "official" faction and thus avoiding duplicates like what happened to that predators one.
 

Terodeness

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Feb 4, 2016
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*finishes OS's grave*
Fheww... finaly done! Wut?
*spots pedator mesenger holding a scroll*
*takes the message and reads it*
*sighs*
Definitely not getting payed enough for this...
*Takes Necronomicon*
*turns to nearby bush*
Don't give me that stare you damned sheeps! Grr...
*steps next to OC's grave and starts chanting*

OOC: Hey OC, wake up! Mighy abbadoned us like a pussy and it's kind of lonely without you here! xD
 
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Stunthead

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*finishes OS's grave*
Fheww... finaly done! Wut?
*spots pedator mesenger holding a scroll*
*takes the message and reads it*
*sighs*
Definitely not getting payed enough for this...
*Takes Necronomicon*
*turns to nearby bush*
Don't give me that stare you damned sheeps! Grr...
*steps to OC's grave and starts chanting*

OOC: Hey OC, wake up! Mighy abbadoned us like a pussy and it's kind of lonely without you here! xD
Hey guys, I'm back... wait, WHAT'S going on? Is that a GRAVE? How did this happen? Who did this? Whose hoofprints are those?!
Damn it, I didn't expect the first bloodshed to be on Pom Patrol soil! This is giving me bad vibes. I-I'm sure the humble and brave Pom has everything under control. If anyone has any complaints, I'll be sure to pass them directly on to her.
 

Terodeness

Backers' Beta Tester
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Feb 4, 2016
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*Turns to bush*
Reports says something about "Illuminati", ponies, and 4th wall.... I would rather not question the power of The Unspeakable One. But don't worry I'm bringing him back!
 

0Zero100

Alpaka Representative/Robot Family Bear
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Feb 3, 2016
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Bryan, Texas
Anyone else bummed that they didn't have enough money to get a Pom plush? I am... Oh well. What matters is that we stay together as a herd and overcome the evil of the Predators.
 

Stunthead

Springbok when
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Feb 3, 2016
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Greetings, Patrol. The United Foenum Council sees you, and recognizes you.
Hello Council! The Patrol is always glad to meet other factions that believe in humility and democracy. If there is anything you require, we will be happy to lend a hoof. It is what Pom would have probably wanted maybe.
 
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